Now in Hip!

Now in Hip!

posted on 9 May 2014 in Toiletries

Yes, it comes in a box

Special ‘gel shampoo’ found in Japan.
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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Contents: six gallons of liquid nitrogen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you can shampoo a lion, that’s really cool!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

With my sword and my shield

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh that’s a relief I was hoping it wasn’t type crap

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also available: TYPE_HOT for women

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It’s a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Doh! They sent me type-nerdy by mistake.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Will I get a thumb-up if I type ‘COOL’?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Also try TYPE-FLAMING, TYPE-BRO, TYPE-JOCK and TYPE-DUDE.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

PT — Professional Technology, strait from the Crusades to you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: For hot men only

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I didn’t know they made lions that small.
Or that cool.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sorry, not my type.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Most men who think they’re cool are just lion about it.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
Cool
I don’t get it, nothing happens.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Are men hot when they’re cool, or cool when they’re hot?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

Pro Tecting cool mens virginity

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I don’t need no tech to be cool.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

The box should be a cube because cube is the top of cool !

GwydionM
6 years ago

The lion will bite your head off, and you will cool very rapidly.

Tim S
Tim S
6 years ago

Is it Lithium-Ion or Mac OS Lion?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

@Ben: I bet it’s a fez. Fezzes are cool.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

cool* self = (cool*)[super init];

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Lets all be like Fonzie alright? Be cool honey-bunny, be cool.

RT
RT
6 years ago

you young whippersnappers! back in my day being cool didn’t come in a can. we had to hike 7 miles uphill in a snowstorm barefoot to become cool!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

You still have to register online to receive mojo.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Nothing is cooler than high-tech hair.

M.U.
M.U.
6 years ago

Turns out it’s actually just a fan.

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Less successful products in the line included TYPE-LAME and TYPE-BLAH.

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