Number 1 Carnival!

Number 1 Carnival!

posted on 21 May 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I have to go!

Photo courtesy of Amy Adams.
Found at a University in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just lie down here

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Comes with a free string of pearls

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Bukkake Festival will be held at the Abnormal University.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This really pisses me off!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Obviously, “normal” is a relative concept.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t they mean the UriNational University?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You really need to watch your pees and queues at this carnival.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Coming Soon: Golden Urinal Carnival

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

In Taiwan, normal universities are something special

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Golden shower feels great after Swimming Poor Festival

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

To be held at the Far Canal

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“This has to be the worst carnival I’ve ever been to!”

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Whatever you do, don’t stand under the Ferris wheel.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

No wonder it’s written in yellow…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Do NOT sit in the front row.

coffeebot
6 years ago

special appearance by PeePee the Clown and his YellowDog

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The open house at the Normal University usually draws in huge crowd.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The carnival where everyone gets pissed off.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

♫Don’ty stand under the Ferris Wheel,
With anyone else but me,
Don’t stand under the Ferris Wheel,
While all of the users pee♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What is normal?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Steady Eddie is Vice Chancellor at the other one.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

For the non Aussies ~ Steady Eddie is the comedian with Cerebal Palsy, who does all those “terrible disabled jokes.

Ie. I won the breakdancing comp at the local pub the other night. All I was trying to do was walk across the dance floor for a p*ss.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

WELL! It couldn’t be: the National University of Taiwan. That would be N.U.T.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hehe. All their graduates would be NUTs.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

You Ingleese with your strange language.

I thought “Golden Rain” was a firework.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

They’ve been holding it every year.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Hosted by the Urology Faculty.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

You are either a member of the College of Urologists or you’re not.
One could say, either urine, or, ureout.

BOOM BOOM!

szk
szk
6 years ago

I could go for that

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I’m in no hurry to meet the Carnival Queen.
I guess the runner-up would be Number Two.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

If this is the Normal University, I’d hate to see how the Kinky University celebrates.

RT
RT
6 years ago

this must be taiwan’s answer to oktoberfest

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

Next month, Normal University will be hosting the “Everybody Poops” carnival.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Wait till you see the Normal University’s exclusive gimp graduation ceremony…

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

The mind says something is wrong.

The stains announce it’s just the beginning.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Festival of the Toilet Beard

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The beer at this festival tastes funny, and I think you should stay away from the fudge booth.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Is that what millionaires install in their bathrooms – a golden shower?

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Yes. And a chocolate starfish in the toilet.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

This festival is held by Miss Urine Tester USA.

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