Number 1 Carnival!

Number 1 Carnival!

posted on 21 May 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I have to go!

Photo courtesy of Amy Adams.
Found at a University in Taiwan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just lie down here

algernon
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algernon

Comes with a free string of pearls

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The Bukkake Festival will be held at the Abnormal University.

DrLex
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DrLex

This really pisses me off!

DrLex
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DrLex

Obviously, “normal” is a relative concept.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t they mean the UriNational University?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You really need to watch your pees and queues at this carnival.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Coming Soon: Golden Urinal Carnival

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

In Taiwan, normal universities are something special

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Golden shower feels great after Swimming Poor Festival

algernon
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algernon

To be held at the Far Canal

timmy
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timmy

“This has to be the worst carnival I’ve ever been to!”

timmy
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timmy

Whatever you do, don’t stand under the Ferris wheel.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

No wonder it’s written in yellow…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Do NOT sit in the front row.

coffeebot
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special appearance by PeePee the Clown and his YellowDog

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The open house at the Normal University usually draws in huge crowd.

Sparky
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Sparky

The carnival where everyone gets pissed off.

Kiobada
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Kiobada

♫Don’ty stand under the Ferris Wheel,
With anyone else but me,
Don’t stand under the Ferris Wheel,
While all of the users pee♫

Marum
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Marum

What is normal?

Marum
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Marum

Steady Eddie is Vice Chancellor at the other one.

Marum
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Marum

For the non Aussies ~ Steady Eddie is the comedian with Cerebal Palsy, who does all those “terrible disabled jokes.

Ie. I won the breakdancing comp at the local pub the other night. All I was trying to do was walk across the dance floor for a p*ss.

Marum
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Marum

WELL! It couldn’t be: the National University of Taiwan. That would be N.U.T.

Marum
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Marum

Hehe. All their graduates would be NUTs.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
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Senor Ramon Guerrero

You Ingleese with your strange language.

I thought “Golden Rain” was a firework.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

They’ve been holding it every year.

Gooma
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Gooma

Hosted by the Urology Faculty.

Gooma
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Gooma

You are either a member of the College of Urologists or you’re not.
One could say, either urine, or, ureout.

BOOM BOOM!

szk
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szk

I could go for that

Chuck
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Chuck

I’m in no hurry to meet the Carnival Queen.
I guess the runner-up would be Number Two.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

If this is the Normal University, I’d hate to see how the Kinky University celebrates.

RT
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RT

this must be taiwan’s answer to oktoberfest

Crank Caller
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Crank Caller

Next month, Normal University will be hosting the “Everybody Poops” carnival.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Wait till you see the Normal University’s exclusive gimp graduation ceremony…

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

The mind says something is wrong.

The stains announce it’s just the beginning.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Festival of the Toilet Beard

tadchem
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tadchem

The beer at this festival tastes funny, and I think you should stay away from the fudge booth.

Gooma
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Gooma

Is that what millionaires install in their bathrooms – a golden shower?

Kiobada
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Kiobada

Yes. And a chocolate starfish in the toilet.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

This festival is held by Miss Urine Tester USA.

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