Only way to a man’s heart…

Only way to a man’s heart…

posted on 3 May 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

Photo courtesy of B. Sipkes.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For the cannibal in all of us

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Darling I thought you’d never ask

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

As used on the TV show MistressChef.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

30 cm (11 inches) … That will put some lovin’ in the oven.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Is it better than the steamer from Cleveland?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt Neare 12″ 1″ = 2.54cm thus 12″ = 30.8cm

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I guess the HotPot is where the lover ends up, when she does a “slice n dice” job on him.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Actually Marum & jjhitt 30cm =11.81″ but why quibble over fractions

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫I’m Sweeney Todd the barber,
And wicked thoughts I harbour♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@algernon. If you were falling off the roof, and you missed grabbing the gutter by one inch, it would count. —–Lots.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Maybe they mean Rover Hot Pot… but then why would they name a dog they were going to eat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: If you’re getting it on, on the roof, you should use a safety harness! 😛

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

01″ = 02.54cm

12″ = 30.480cm

11″ = 27.940cm

Table: http://www.metric-conversions.org/length/inches-to-centimeters-table.htm

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Marum don’t argue with me I’m a surveyor. Try 0.3 metres divided by 0.3048 or multiplied by 3.28084 then multiply that by 12 and you’ll get the answer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. It appears that a young couple did just that. They were dioing the “horizontal mambo” on top of a highrise and fell off. (credit Darwin Awards)

Click on “Falling in love” on the right menu, – 2nd down , then “Falling in love on the left menu, 4th down.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Lover = Novel maybe? That’s the Engrish here.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. And I’m a Nihilist. Look at a tape measure 1″ = 2.5400cm that is how I have been cutting steel for most of my life.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

1″ – 2.5399996 cm: ergo 2.54cm….Table below: 0.E+0cm = 0.E+0inch and 0.E+0inch = 0.E+0cm 0.5cm = 0.196850002inch and 0.5inch = 1.26999998cm 1.cm = 0.393700004inch and 1.inch = 2.53999996cm 1.5cm = 0.590550005inch and 1.5inch = 3.80999994cm 2.cm = 0.787400007inch and 2.inch = 5.07999992cm 2.5cm = 0.984250009inch and 2.5inch = 6.3499999cm 3.cm = 1.18110001inch and 3.inch = 7.61999989cm 3.5cm = 1.37794995inch and 3.5inch = 8.88999939cm 4.cm = 1.57480001inch and 4.inch = 10.1599998cm 4.5cm = 1.77165008inch and 4.5inch = 11.4300003cm 5.cm = 1.96850002inch and 5.inch = 12.6999998cm 5.5cm = 2.16534996inch and 5.5inch = 13.9699993cm 6.cm = 2.36220002inch and 6.inch = 15.2399998cm 6.5cm =… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. Are you master of all you survey? 😀

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Marum for all intensive purposes 30cm=12″ but have a look at t a tape measure and you’ll see that 30cm looks suspiciously like a little more than 11 3/4″. QED

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. Yep. I’m a Motor Maniac, and later, as a career of choice an engineer in electronics (computers/hardware)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

♪ ♪
I don’t want to be buried
In a Pot Sematary …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Lover to uncover

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

eleven and three quarter inches 11.75″

30cm = 11.81″

to be dead accurate 1″ – 2.53999994inches

Therfore 12″ -= 30.48cm less 12 X 0.00000004cm

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Also called ” Cockpot”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. I don’t want to be buried in cementary boots.

Once you’ve seen one damned fish, you’ve seen them all :ahast: . 😮

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I would rike to buy a Clockpot prease.:angel:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT; 1inch = 2.5399999’cm.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT 1″ = 2.53999996cm

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

– I can feel the heat. Whatcha cookin’ in there?
– I’m just making some hot love!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

:devil: my shift key has to be held down firmly to work.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

coises.:twisted:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As the actress said to the vicar. I give in.:twisted:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My lover is now an angel. o:-

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ozzie bucco. o:-)

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Gutpela Kai.:*

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I found my lover was not true,
So I made him into stew,
I put him in the pot,
With onions and the lot,
And put him on the dinner menu.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

If it fits – I’m astonished. 😛

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Is this a crotch pot?

szk
szk
6 years ago

LOL @ the petty bickering over measurements

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Sweetie, I decided you serve you your favorite dish: ME! <3

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum: The smileys only appear if you use the correct names and leave a space on either side, otherwise the engine doesn’t know it’s supposed to generate any.
I think the aghast you’re trying is called eek, I’ll give it a go: 😮
I’ll try a few more: 🙄 💡 :mrgreen: 😆

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That was a surprise. Even mrgreen works here!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Sorry, I don’t have a link to the site where I got the smiley instructions all those years ago but anyone who cares to google something like “html smileys” will probably find them. The really fancy ones probably don’t work on this site, though.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It was on clearance and was, in fact, the last of the red lover hot pots.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@szk. I have known engineers to have stand up fights over .0005 of an inch. (half a thousandth). Pretty important when you are designing internal combustion engines etc. .0005 can make them “external combustion” engines.

szk
szk
6 years ago

@Marum
That is ~127um. Pretty damn tiny although there are a few places where it would make a difference

But for the purposes of a joke, there is no reason for pettiness

Kage
Kage
6 years ago

But buyer dinner first.

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