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Pirates eat a lot of beans…
posted on 5 May 2014 in Clothing
Avast ye, matey. Light a match.
Shirt found in Tokyo, Japan.
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Who farted
Looks like he’s lost his head
Aaaargh! It’s a monster from Uranus!
Careful you don’t shirt yourself.
If it doesn’t already exist, an entire website could be devoted to stupid Bling-wear.
Generic political slogan on a shirt.
The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.
The scurvy dog did it.
The Skull and Crosswinds
Just pray it doesn’t start raining…
Thar she blows!
1st pirate: did you just fart?
2nd pirate: Aaaargh! pretty good sound for a 1 inch speaker.
Pirates of the Can’o’beans.
Gives a new meaning to “Yo, Ho, Blow the man down!”
New international symbol for hazardous gases!
Official shirt of the Yale University class of 2014.
It’s a harrricane!
Well, shiver me timbers !
Beenz meenz Heinz
Now! That’s what I call a fart.
1st Pirate: “Did you fart?”
2nd Pirate: “Of course. Do you think I smell like this normally?”
Q. Why do farts smell?
A. So they can annoy deaf people also.
@jjkitt. In a different take on the philosophical premise: that if God didn’t exist, then man would have to invent him.
On the bling site.
If such a site doesn’t exist, then God would have to make one.
What are those strange growths, emanating from his bones?
OH! I get it. They are Yves St Laurent designed Maggots, or Cartier worms.
Beware of monsters with claws, grabbing at the bottoms of your shirts.
I see that fart was rated at 15.0 on the Richter Scale.
Harrgh, Matey. Pull my finger, and I’ll tell you the tale of the brown wind that struck at midnight.
aye mateys! that was not the precious booty we was looking for!
The brave pirate captain wears a red coat so that if he gets shot in battle, his crew won’t see him bleed.
The cowardly pirate captain wears brown pants so that if he… well, they might not see it, but they’ll surely smell it!
‘Mains, tops, royals’
Get every scrap of tac on the wind!
“And so, Disney World was shut down today due to a very big smelly fart in the attraction “Pirates of the Carribean.”
Pull my hook.