Pirates eat a lot of beans…

Pirates eat a lot of beans…

posted on 5 May 2014 in Clothing

Avast ye, matey. Light a match.

Shirt found in Tokyo, Japan.
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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Who farted

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks like he’s lost his head

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Aaaargh! It’s a monster from Uranus!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Careful you don’t shirt yourself.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If it doesn’t already exist, an entire website could be devoted to stupid Bling-wear.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Generic political slogan on a shirt.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The answer my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

The scurvy dog did it.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The Skull and Crosswinds

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

Just pray it doesn’t start raining…

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Thar she blows!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

1st pirate: did you just fart?

2nd pirate: Aaaargh! pretty good sound for a 1 inch speaker.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Pirates of the Can’o’beans.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Gives a new meaning to “Yo, Ho, Blow the man down!”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

New international symbol for hazardous gases!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Official shirt of the Yale University class of 2014.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

It’s a harrricane!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Well, shiver me timbers !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beenz meenz Heinz

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Now! That’s what I call a fart.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

1st Pirate: “Did you fart?”

2nd Pirate: “Of course. Do you think I smell like this normally?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Why do farts smell?

A. So they can annoy deaf people also.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjkitt. In a different take on the philosophical premise: that if God didn’t exist, then man would have to invent him.

On the bling site.

If such a site doesn’t exist, then God would have to make one.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What are those strange growths, emanating from his bones?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OH! I get it. They are Yves St Laurent designed Maggots, or Cartier worms.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Beware of monsters with claws, grabbing at the bottoms of your shirts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see that fart was rated at 15.0 on the Richter Scale.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Harrgh, Matey. Pull my finger, and I’ll tell you the tale of the brown wind that struck at midnight.

RT
RT
6 years ago

aye mateys! that was not the precious booty we was looking for!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The brave pirate captain wears a red coat so that if he gets shot in battle, his crew won’t see him bleed.
The cowardly pirate captain wears brown pants so that if he… well, they might not see it, but they’ll surely smell it!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

‘Mains, tops, royals’

Get every scrap of tac on the wind!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

“And so, Disney World was shut down today due to a very big smelly fart in the attraction “Pirates of the Carribean.”

CalebAndCo
CalebAndCo
5 years ago

Pull my hook.

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