Please raise your friends…

Please raise your friends…

posted on 22 May 2014 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Extend a hearty friend-shake

Photo courtesy of Emily Robinson.
Shirt found in Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just the thing to wear to the Golden Shower festival

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Outstretched wetting frees your mind

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Did those friends enter a black hole?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It lives life live. It dies death studio.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Never shake friends to outstretch to heaven. Just crap them a few times.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Let me be the first to shake your friend.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Go wet or go home.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Some of my best friends have fingers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You can stretch friends just so far, and then they won’t be your friends any longer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I was waterboarded by the CIA and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

HEAVEN: For airheads only

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Just “hanging” around with my friends.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I set my mind free. Then it read this shirt and ran away to hide.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Help, I have caught life live fever. I need some cyanide!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

It’s just a bad hair day…or the second coming.

GwydionM
6 years ago

I stood with head wet, but my friends caught the fever and died

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

We’d like to extend to you this laurel. And hearty handshake.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Japanese ladies will never outstretch a TShirt.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Not like Dolly Parton’s hubby.
He put on one of her old jumpers backwards, and went to the Fancy-dress Ball as a Camel.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Oh great! Now Engrish.com is putting those nerdy T-shirt ads with big breasted cute girls in the main feed!

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@NN Not a boobs man myself. But I would only call those “average”, or normal. 😐

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Tick Fever frees your life.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

In hindsight, friends don’t make very good umbrellas.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A Non Y. They do if you skin enough of them.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

…and here I thought I was thought I was making a joke… I guess I’ll have to turn in my Female Body Inspector badge in.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

May I apply for the vacancy? I have a “yen” for such a job.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

@DNT. Fingers? Yes. How could you ever scratch your bum without them.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Her toilet is upstairs. So she slides down the bannister rail afterwards.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

First she stretches this crummy T Shirt over the rail.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Nice pair of friends.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Wash your friends thoroughly before use.

combat_rock
combat_rock
6 years ago

Hey! My mind lives up here!

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I just *love* the way both your friends stretch themselves out reaching for my hands. Let’s get wet!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

my stretched friends are excellent sunblocker.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

♫♪ ♪♫ Free your mind. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ And the breast will follow. ♫♪ ♪♫

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

With friends like these who needs hands?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The upcoming Mass Suicide by Drowning event catches on…
Invites by Facebook friends.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

The Puppetry of the Friends.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I bought the Stairway to Heaven but none of my friends were there.

Kaka
Kaka
6 years ago

Boobs Lives!

juiletgrubber@rogers.com
juiletgrubber@rogers.com
6 years ago

Why head wet?

Tim
Tim
6 years ago

For some reason I just kept reading the first three lines over and over…

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