Please raise your friends…

Please raise your friends…

posted on 22 May 2014 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Extend a hearty friend-shake

Photo courtesy of Emily Robinson.
Shirt found in Korea. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just the thing to wear to the Golden Shower festival

algernon
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algernon

Outstretched wetting frees your mind

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Did those friends enter a black hole?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It lives life live. It dies death studio.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Never shake friends to outstretch to heaven. Just crap them a few times.

Chuck
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Chuck

Let me be the first to shake your friend.

Chuck
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Chuck

Go wet or go home.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Some of my best friends have fingers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You can stretch friends just so far, and then they won’t be your friends any longer.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I was waterboarded by the CIA and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

HEAVEN: For airheads only

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Just “hanging” around with my friends.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I set my mind free. Then it read this shirt and ran away to hide.

DrLex
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DrLex

Help, I have caught life live fever. I need some cyanide!

Sparky
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Sparky

It’s just a bad hair day…or the second coming.

GwydionM
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I stood with head wet, but my friends caught the fever and died

Chris
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Chris

We’d like to extend to you this laurel. And hearty handshake.

Gooma
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Gooma

Japanese ladies will never outstretch a TShirt.

Gooma
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Gooma

Not like Dolly Parton’s hubby.
He put on one of her old jumpers backwards, and went to the Fancy-dress Ball as a Camel.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Oh great! Now Engrish.com is putting those nerdy T-shirt ads with big breasted cute girls in the main feed!

Gooma
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Gooma

@NN Not a boobs man myself. But I would only call those “average”, or normal. 😐

Marum
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Marum

Tick Fever frees your life.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

In hindsight, friends don’t make very good umbrellas.

Marum
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Marum

A Non Y. They do if you skin enough of them.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

…and here I thought I was thought I was making a joke… I guess I’ll have to turn in my Female Body Inspector badge in.

Marum
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Marum

May I apply for the vacancy? I have a “yen” for such a job.

Trixie
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Trixie

@DNT. Fingers? Yes. How could you ever scratch your bum without them.

Gooma
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Gooma

Her toilet is upstairs. So she slides down the bannister rail afterwards.

Gooma
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Gooma

First she stretches this crummy T Shirt over the rail.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Nice pair of friends.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Wash your friends thoroughly before use.

combat_rock
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combat_rock

Hey! My mind lives up here!

tadchem
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tadchem

I just *love* the way both your friends stretch themselves out reaching for my hands. Let’s get wet!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

my stretched friends are excellent sunblocker.

Chuck
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Chuck

♫♪ ♪♫ Free your mind. ♫♪ ♪♫
♫♪ ♪♫ And the breast will follow. ♫♪ ♪♫

Jellychop
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Jellychop

With friends like these who needs hands?

iLock
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iLock

The upcoming Mass Suicide by Drowning event catches on…
Invites by Facebook friends.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

The Puppetry of the Friends.

Sparky
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Sparky

I bought the Stairway to Heaven but none of my friends were there.

Kaka
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Kaka

Boobs Lives!

juiletgrubber@rogers.com
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juiletgrubber@rogers.com

Why head wet?

Tim
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Tim

For some reason I just kept reading the first three lines over and over…

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