Smells good… hey stop that!

Smells good… hey stop that!

posted on 26 May 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Roger S.
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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Careful where you put that candle

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Once more with feeling

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I love the smell of grope in the morning, It smells like… therapy.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Please trim your fingernails before groping.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I feel better already.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least it’s not intestine groping

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like intercourse with that, Madam?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They mixed the essential oils with grope seed oil.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir?
Diner: Yes. Would you please massage my meat? 😈

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I don’t like the smell of this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– … And a gropefruit for a dessert, please.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Excuse me, waiter, could you put on some soft music?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This Aromatherapy was inspired by John Steinbeck’s The Gropes of Wrath.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

The number one reason I became a therapist.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@timmy: Good thing it wasn’t the “number two” reason, because that would just be sick! 😛

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If this is their idea of ribs, I suggest you skip the rump roast.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No, I really don’t want to smell your fingers!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Three under-age pork chops are bringing an action for damages

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Which, unfortunately, results in a Psychotherapy wedding.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am incensed at this.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

This blind bloke walks past the Fish-vendors ute every morning, on his way to the Coffee Shop.
He always raises his hat and says: “Good morning ladies.”

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

One can only hope that it smells better than it looks !

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Another case of where the cure is worse than the ailment !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Did you enjoy your meal?
– Of course. It’s been so nice to meat you, honey!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Get your minds out of the gutter, people! The chef was “groping” at the meat because he lost his glasses the day before, and had to rely on his sense of smell in order to find it, okay?

psycho4evr
psycho4evr
6 years ago

Next hot fad in Hollywood.

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