Then let’s crush the Giants

Then let’s crush the Giants

posted on 12 May 2014 in Clothing

To be honest, the dwarf had it coming…

“Crush Dwarf Bravery” hoodie found in Japan.
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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Yes it is a tragery

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What did the dwarf do to deserves such bad things

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I have a crush on dwarves

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m Happy and I approved this message.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

Japanese emo’s vs drunken Irish leprechauns is a fight I definitely want to see

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

or even between a group of emos and not the possessions of a single emo…

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Bring out the steamroller.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

After the War Of The Ring, msny Orcs went into the garment business.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Reminds me of an old Firesign Theater album I once had.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Firesign Theater suggests you use pliers instead.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@Silly Uncle WIlly: Twisted minds think alike….

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Memento from last year’s Sauron, Inc. company picnic.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Down with dwarves! Oh, wait… they already are down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just like in ‘Snow White and the Crushed Dwarfs’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The designer of this T-shirt was arrested for harassing an endangered species.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dwarf courage stains are almost impossible to get out of a shirt.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Every time they get brave, I just hit them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. That ought to do the trick.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, while not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, “I’m not happy.”
I replied, “Well, which one are you then?”

GwydionM
6 years ago

Snow Red and the Crushed Dwarves – a terrible tragedy

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

Dwarf Sravery?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Get rid of them.

They always have their noses in everybody else’s business.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ninemsn news.Returning to the workshop, after purchasing some early supplies for Christmas, the reindeers suddenly bolted, and stomped several dwarves underfoot. The out of control sleigh, then careered through the workshop, crushing several more.

Mr Abbott stated: “This is all part of the innovative plan by the government to reduce unemployment.”

The leader of the opposition Mr Shorten said. “This, is a devious plan by the Liberals, to crush the membership of the ADWUAC.” (Amalgamated Dwarf Workers Union of the Arctic Circle)

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

Poco a poco.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Soundtrack by Killer Dwarfs..

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

Das Zwergenwerfen.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Does this make me look like a fairy?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Those dwarfs deserve to be crushed, pretending that they were the brave ones while poor Bilbo had to do all the dirty work!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Hush ’em, crush ’em, flush ’em,
Put some spam on top of ’em!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You don’t want to go trying to crush normal-sized brave people — you’re apt to get your head handed to you.

And tip of the Hatlo hat to SUW for that voyage down Firesign memory lane (not that many people who enjoyed Firesign would still be able to remember Firesign).

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And when it comes to crushing giants, better to wait until they pass, and then rush out shouting slogans.

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

Tyrion Lannister will shiv you for that.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Start with the dwarves. Then work your way up.

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