Udon and I have been in a relationship for 2 years.

Udon and I have been in a relationship for 2 years.

posted on 28 May 2014 in Signs

Amateur Udon Lover: DNA tests confirm…you are NOT the father.

Photo courtesy of Kassidy Cook.
Udon restaurant found in Ueno, Tokyo. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Clearly not virgin then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

We plan many small udons from this

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No … U don ‘t Lover.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Now u curry, now udon.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Mother of Curry, forgive me!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Do not keep licking Udon with sens itive tongue. It is only superficially delicious. The inside is disgusting.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I support noodle equality.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

I feel dirty.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You can find Professional Noodle Lovers on Craig’s List.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you haven’t tried a udon lover, udon know what you’re missing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When a delicious crosses the border, does it need a visa?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

A superficial delicious crosses the boarder.
But did it go pasta the guards?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

In other news, a delicious has again crossed the border. Customs officials say they cannot handle the influx and are suffering from indigestion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Curryosity killed the cat. Udon brought it back.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: Influx causing reflux. 😉

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I am Darth Ramen, your real father

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Have a few drinks first. To be a udon lover, you don’t want to stay soba.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

This is where the Chinese mafia boss always eats,
you know, Udon Corleone

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Sounds just like the Reese’s peanut butter cup story.
“Hey! you got Udon on my Curry!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

ODE TO A UDON NOODLE

Hail to thee blythe noodle,
Linguine thou never wert,
That from Heaven or neat it,
Pourest thy full heart,
In profuse strains of unadulterated bulldust.

(Sorry Shelley)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There’s tofu good noodles in this world.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Or as the Italain said: “A gooda Gnocchi isa hard to find.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I eat my noodles with honey,
I’ve done it all my life,
Tho’ it makes them taste real funny,
It sticks them to my knife.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Always check the packet. You want to make sure it’s not pasta its use by date.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@timmy. Udon Curryleone will make you an offal too good to refuse.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The Flame of Udon has nicely recovered from his little run-in with Gandalf

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

But I am a professional ramen lover

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Good luck, but would seek another line of work.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Hey ! Udon with your noodles ? I’m still hungry.

RT
RT
6 years ago

i am emilio montoya. you grilled my father. prepare to fry.

Anomoly
Anomoly
6 years ago

Hurry up the Udon!

Myself
3 years ago

Delicious won’t cross the border now that Trump is president.

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