Udon and I have been in a relationship for 2 years.

Clearly not virgin then

We plan many small udons from this

No … U don ‘t Lover.

Now u curry, now udon.

Mother of Curry, forgive me!

Do not keep licking Udon with sens itive tongue. It is only superficially delicious. The inside is disgusting.

I support noodle equality.

I feel dirty.

You can find Professional Noodle Lovers on Craig’s List.

If you haven’t tried a udon lover, udon know what you’re missing.

When a delicious crosses the border, does it need a visa?

A superficial delicious crosses the boarder.
But did it go pasta the guards?

In other news, a delicious has again crossed the border. Customs officials say they cannot handle the influx and are suffering from indigestion.

Curryosity killed the cat. Udon brought it back.

@DrLex: Influx causing reflux. 😉

I am Darth Ramen, your real father

Have a few drinks first. To be a udon lover, you don’t want to stay soba.

This is where the Chinese mafia boss always eats,
you know, Udon Corleone

Sounds just like the Reese’s peanut butter cup story.
“Hey! you got Udon on my Curry!”

ODE TO A UDON NOODLE

Hail to thee blythe noodle,
Linguine thou never wert,
That from Heaven or neat it,
Pourest thy full heart,
In profuse strains of unadulterated bulldust.

(Sorry Shelley)

There’s tofu good noodles in this world.

Or as the Italain said: “A gooda Gnocchi isa hard to find.

I eat my noodles with honey,
I’ve done it all my life,
Tho’ it makes them taste real funny,
It sticks them to my knife.

Always check the packet. You want to make sure it’s not pasta its use by date.

@timmy. Udon Curryleone will make you an offal too good to refuse.

The Flame of Udon has nicely recovered from his little run-in with Gandalf

But I am a professional ramen lover

Good luck, but would seek another line of work.

Hey ! Udon with your noodles ? I’m still hungry.

i am emilio montoya. you grilled my father. prepare to fry.

Hurry up the Udon!

Delicious won’t cross the border now that Trump is president.