Wake God

Wake God

posted on 2 May 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Julian Chan.
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Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Shhh…He’s napping

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I totally get it. I wan’t a large with extra brown.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Wake God? He’s pretty grumpy when he wakes up…you may want to reconsider.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’m not gonna wake him. Get Moses to do it.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

There’s something wrong with the coffee

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I was taught to let sleeping gods lie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They want to thaw Thor?

Moose Hurling
Moose Hurling
6 years ago

Our newest product — boiled hot coffee!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You might want to steer clear of the frozen brown. The last customer wasn’t too pleased, and made all sorts of thundering noises.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

And if you want a little blasphemy, have we got a cuppa for you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wouldn’t a god drink deity coke?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I asked my Cantonese friend for milk but she told me she’s not lactating at the moment.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Starbucks is now officially everywhere, but don’t wake the manager.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Deus ex macchiato.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Coffee strong enough to wake God!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Wake God is nothing to make waves about.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Our new line is heavenly.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. Only if the Deus ex machina is willing. (The Expresso Machine)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Cryogenic preservation of your Gods, must be a Cantonese cultural thingy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Coffee available – Deo volente.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Tell God to get up while the coffee’s hot !

Atli
Atli
6 years ago

Baddest god in the whole damn town…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Cantonese milk tea? WTF???

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Atli. I don’t think you could market a name like Leroy Christ. Just like Harold Christ.
As the kids say:

Our Father who art in Heaven,
Harold be thy name,

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Or the drunk.

And forgive us our trespashers,
As we forgive proshpassershers who trespassher asainshush.
(Passes out through lack of oxygen)

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Can God make a boiled coffee so hot even He couldn’t drink it?

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

If it wasn’t boiled hot coffee before, then what was it?

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

You like fries with that?

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

@Someone. Well. The term “Boiled Frozen Coffee” is an anachronism.

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

As the waitress said: Coffee, Tea, or Me?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Chocolate ice cream fit for Jehovah.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Holy frozen s**t! He is awake!

GwydionM
6 years ago

For Anglicans, Decaffinated God

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

God! This coffee is wake.

Hans Schnee
Hans Schnee
6 years ago

All products from the Cornucopia of Heaven.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hehe. Look for the CoH label. (certified gluten free) May contain traces of nutcakes.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

COH = Conucopia of Heaven. ® (Certified Gluten free) May contain traces of nutcakes.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Skaldi’s turds make for an excellent brew

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

12″ – 30.48cm

11″ = 27.94cm

01″ = 02.54cm

http://www.metric-conversions.org/length/inches-to-centimeters-table.htm

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Waiter, Sleep god frozen orange, please!

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

Wake god and then all hell breaks loose !

Mike Warren
Mike Warren
6 years ago

I don’t know about God, but frozen brown would wake my ass!

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

What does God need with a coffee cup?

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

A mystic ritual shall be performed

Amy G
Amy G
6 years ago

Yup. It’s that strong.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Frozen brown, texture like sun…

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