You can’t just have one!

You can’t just have one!

posted on 1 May 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

It’s mostly hands on business

Photo courtesy of Brigitte Durnwald.
Found in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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algernon
algernon
7 years ago

So its a men’s brothel

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Home of the creative phallus

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Well hello big boy

GwydionM
7 years ago

They seek further market penetration

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

The sister store is better…Pants Underwear Slacks Sneakers Yfronts

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

Try COCK today, either via the front door or our increasingly popular back entrance. A real hands on experience!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That’s a gay bar!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

When the order arrives, the server will say, ” Thy Kingdom Come!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Welcome to my Kingdom. I am the King of …. Crafts.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“It’s good to be king.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

@faulty wiring: Don’t you mean Crafts, Unique Notions, Things?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Call today. Ask for Wang.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I had no idea the place was so small.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

jjhit@t: Some haven’t identified this yet even after help

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This business is run by a couple of nuts.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Remember the first time you heard about cock fighting?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Those “creative oriental crafts” were just a bunch of doodles!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Be careful with crafts. You could prick your finger, or vice-versa.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The prices were a little inflated.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

We’re especially good in wood crafting.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Well the Engrish has been a bit vulgar lately but at
least the last couple of days they’ve been very polite!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Is this where Puppetry of the Penis began?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It’s a craft shop. I’m sure you could walk in and get felt.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

Thank you for trying Cock. Please come again.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Sorry, I’m already a member of the Valued Atelier Giving Infinite Necessary Advice…

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

This door swings both ways.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I wonder where the white paint is hiding.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt | 4:51 am: It seems the proprietor’s name is really Miss Huong! 😀

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

We aren’t your usual DIY shop. Let us service you today !

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Sometimes a little prick can be very annoying.

Pasdrole
Pasdrole
7 years ago

Watch us intimately sculpt and fully erect new statues right before your eyes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Tastes like chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This shop is open to the general pubic.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Looks like they’re a little more liberal than Hobby Lobby.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Cock a doodle doo to you too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Capo di tutti Capi

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Maybe that explains some of our politicians. (a pox upon all their houses) They couldn’t achieve the amount of stupidity they display, playing with only one.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Priapism is our middle name.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT Indeed! We have had two successive ones as Liberal Prime Ministers.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So solly. @Chris that should have been.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Please don’t bite the merchandise.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

CUSTOMERS FOUND CHEWING ON THE STOCK
WILL BE TICKLED TO DEATH WITH A FEATHER DUSTER!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Assuming they are females of course. Males will have their water cut off.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I. Tu long Wang, approve this sign.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

I worked in their marketing department most of my teenage years, never got many takers though….;-(

Moose Hurling
Moose Hurling
7 years ago

Members only.

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

The doorbell goes “Dong!”

Christian
Christian
7 years ago

Its well worth a try!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Try also our cockroach

J
J
7 years ago

Don’t shop here — with those ridiculous prices they are just trying to shaft you!

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