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posted on 22 Jun 2014 in Clothing

Our Fader who art in heav -en…

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Obviously, He never finished the

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Got it!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Got- is he the one that Muslims call Allan?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s just a story. It isn’t carved in stone.

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps it has something to do with the one legged crabs

DrLex
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DrLex

Got creat?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Be some light!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Interesting story, but by the end it all goes to hett.

DrLex
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DrLex

First Got created ‘the’. Then he didn’t bother anymore and now we’re stuck with broken spelling and grammar.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Got created Death, Taxes, Stupidity and Hydrogen.
The rest is up to you.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

GoT? Is this the new way the Jews avoid spelling out the word “God” (most popular way to do it is “G-d”)? “God of Tanach”?

iLock
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iLock

Got lerigion?

iLock
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iLock

Such Gotly Jew-elry.

iLock
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iLock

God created something, and it took some amount of time.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This isn’t the version of the Neverending Story I remember. 😕

Ben
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Ben

“He must have died while he was dictating it.”

Sparky
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Sparky

Got Spelchek?

Marum
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Marum

Mein Gott!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT. Imshahallan.

Marum
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Marum

Praise be his meme.

Marum
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Marum

These are not Stone Tablets.

THEY ARE IRON TABLETS

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum. In that case, I’m all Ferrum.

Marum
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Marum

@Gooma. S’awright mate. We gott’em before the Gorgon got to see’em.

Marum
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Marum

MOSES; MOSES!
“Yes Lord.”
DO YOU WANT SOME COMMANDMENTS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?
“We are a poor people Lord. How much?”
FREE MOSES. FREE!
“Aha Lord! I take ten!”

Trixie
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Trixie

Unfortunately, being thousands of years old, God appears to have Alzheimer’s.

Trixie
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Trixie

I know I created it, but I can’t remember what it was, or where it is.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Ain’t no deity like the one-eyed Got.

GwydionM
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Got the Farter, Got the Pun and Got the Holy Toast

szk
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szk

Now I see what they mean when they say “got God?”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

and he also created Ada and Steve.

Mark
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Mark

makes about as much sense as the actual bible…

Scheneighnay
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Scheneighnay

Found in: the bible belt of the US

Will Pitts
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Will Pitts

What, did Candle Jack proofrea–

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Got tammit!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In the beginning Goth created the darkness.

Peter
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Peter

Oh, my Got !

Trixie
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Trixie

IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE DEFINITE ARTICLE.
However Satan stole all the nouns.
So we have never found out WTF he created.

Trixie
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Trixie

Due to his Alzheimer’s, God mistakenly created Adam and Steve.
Thus the human race died out in one generation.;
This is all an illusion.

iLock
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iLock

Vagueness – The new craze with Christian youth.

Garst
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Well, the is very important.

Valerie
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Valerie

I have no witty comment.
Instead I have this:
Why do make fun book letters?

Josualdo
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Josualdo

Now we’ll never know what he did.

peterV
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peterV

Just turn the page.

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