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posted on 22 Jun 2014 in Clothing

Our Fader who art in heav -en…

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Obviously, He never finished the

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Got it!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Got- is he the one that Muslims call Allan?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s just a story. It isn’t carved in stone.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps it has something to do with the one legged crabs

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Got creat?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Be some light!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Interesting story, but by the end it all goes to hett.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

First Got created ‘the’. Then he didn’t bother anymore and now we’re stuck with broken spelling and grammar.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Got created Death, Taxes, Stupidity and Hydrogen.
The rest is up to you.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

GoT? Is this the new way the Jews avoid spelling out the word “God” (most popular way to do it is “G-d”)? “God of Tanach”?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Got lerigion?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Such Gotly Jew-elry.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

God created something, and it took some amount of time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This isn’t the version of the Neverending Story I remember. 😕

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

“He must have died while he was dictating it.”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Got Spelchek?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mein Gott!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. Imshahallan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Praise be his meme.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

These are not Stone Tablets.

THEY ARE IRON TABLETS

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum. In that case, I’m all Ferrum.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gooma. S’awright mate. We gott’em before the Gorgon got to see’em.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

MOSES; MOSES!
“Yes Lord.”
DO YOU WANT SOME COMMANDMENTS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?
“We are a poor people Lord. How much?”
FREE MOSES. FREE!
“Aha Lord! I take ten!”

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Unfortunately, being thousands of years old, God appears to have Alzheimer’s.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I know I created it, but I can’t remember what it was, or where it is.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Ain’t no deity like the one-eyed Got.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Got the Farter, Got the Pun and Got the Holy Toast

szk
szk
6 years ago

Now I see what they mean when they say “got God?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and he also created Ada and Steve.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

makes about as much sense as the actual bible…

Scheneighnay
Scheneighnay
6 years ago

Found in: the bible belt of the US

Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

What, did Candle Jack proofrea–

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Got tammit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In the beginning Goth created the darkness.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Oh, my Got !

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE DEFINITE ARTICLE.
However Satan stole all the nouns.
So we have never found out WTF he created.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Due to his Alzheimer’s, God mistakenly created Adam and Steve.
Thus the human race died out in one generation.;
This is all an illusion.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Vagueness – The new craze with Christian youth.

Garst
6 years ago

Well, the is very important.

Valerie
Valerie
6 years ago

I have no witty comment.
Instead I have this:
Why do make fun book letters?

Josualdo
Josualdo
6 years ago

Now we’ll never know what he did.

peterV
peterV
6 years ago

Just turn the page.

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