Antibiotics available upon request

Antibiotics available upon request

posted on 25 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I was vaccinated specifically for this.

Photo courtesy of Jim Steele. 
Menu found in Xian, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Well, at least it doesn’t smell like sh**

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its a piss fish

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So its a bladder fish then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I want mine law and full of flies

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I think the Chinese cook will be pretty pissed when he finds out what the translator did here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Bonatit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Anyone who can recognise the burning smell of urine has had experiences outside those of us mere mortals!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The entrée that’s also a crowd control agent.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Made with fresh vomit

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The cook needs to go to the Emergency Room now, his urine tastes like ketchup.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I don’t know which is worse, the way it smells or the way it looks!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

As a nascent fish egg, you somehow avoid any number of birds, larger fish and other animals that would have you as a snack. You develop into a small fry and grow, in an underwater world full of peril. You avoid countless encounters with fish hooks, predators and other hazards, and through it all, you eventually grow into a proud, robust adult. You’re a survivor in a world where most of your kind do not survive. And then…it comes to this.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Doctor, it burns when I pomfret!

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

@Stopchicks. Could be worse. You could be a Salmon. You spend your time swimming against the current, finally achieve your aim, then get screwed and die.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I think you can be vaccinated against that.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@DnT. “Pomfret”. Yes. Steer clear of that. Pommy food is crap.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

“Burn, baby burn
Pissco inferno…”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Fish on it.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Urine bad shape if you order this.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Waiter! There is a fish in my vomit!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
That lives in the Cina Sea,
It sleeps in a coral cave by day,
And screams in the midnight sea.

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
As it gnashes its 84 teeth,
It sleeps in the sun on a sandy cay,
And is a nightmare beyond belief.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

1st bloke: After sex, does your penis burn when you urinate?

2nd bloke: Wouldn’t know. Never tried to light mine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fish Exploder?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Ms. Pomfret, if you go by the symptoms, burning, smelly urine and a hint of fishiness… I’m afraid you have a yeast infection.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Ahh, too much coffee.

Tim S
Tim S
6 years ago

Waiter, can you recommend a wine to complement this?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

And the following dish will be . . . Crap burning smell of faeces.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

And that’ why you should never burn asparagus.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

@Trixie: The salmon scenario seems a lot better than ending up cooked and covered in…whatever that is…and named “burning smell of urine.”

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Looks the smell of “downstream” caused this fish to swim back “upstream” the person who was eating it.

NeoSaturos123
NeoSaturos123
6 years ago

Fish already smell like piss. What’s the problem?

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