Antibiotics available upon request

Antibiotics available upon request

posted on 25 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I was vaccinated specifically for this.

Photo courtesy of Jim Steele. 
Menu found in Xian, China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Well, at least it doesn’t smell like sh**

algernon
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algernon

Its a piss fish

algernon
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algernon

So its a bladder fish then

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I want mine law and full of flies

DrLex
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DrLex

I think the Chinese cook will be pretty pissed when he finds out what the translator did here.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Bonatit!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Anyone who can recognise the burning smell of urine has had experiences outside those of us mere mortals!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The entrée that’s also a crowd control agent.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Made with fresh vomit

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The cook needs to go to the Emergency Room now, his urine tastes like ketchup.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t know which is worse, the way it smells or the way it looks!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

As a nascent fish egg, you somehow avoid any number of birds, larger fish and other animals that would have you as a snack. You develop into a small fry and grow, in an underwater world full of peril. You avoid countless encounters with fish hooks, predators and other hazards, and through it all, you eventually grow into a proud, robust adult. You’re a survivor in a world where most of your kind do not survive. And then…it comes to this.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Doctor, it burns when I pomfret!

Trixie
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Trixie

@Stopchicks. Could be worse. You could be a Salmon. You spend your time swimming against the current, finally achieve your aim, then get screwed and die.

Gooma
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Gooma

I think you can be vaccinated against that.

Gooma
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Gooma

@DnT. “Pomfret”. Yes. Steer clear of that. Pommy food is crap.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

“Burn, baby burn
Pissco inferno…”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Fish on it.

Sparky
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Sparky

Urine bad shape if you order this.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Waiter! There is a fish in my vomit!”

Marum
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Marum

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
That lives in the Cina Sea,
It sleeps in a coral cave by day,
And screams in the midnight sea.

A wonderful fish is the Pomfret,
As it gnashes its 84 teeth,
It sleeps in the sun on a sandy cay,
And is a nightmare beyond belief.

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.”

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Marum
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Marum

1st bloke: After sex, does your penis burn when you urinate?

2nd bloke: Wouldn’t know. Never tried to light mine.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fish Exploder?

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Ms. Pomfret, if you go by the symptoms, burning, smelly urine and a hint of fishiness… I’m afraid you have a yeast infection.

Biff the Understudy
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Ahh, too much coffee.

Tim S
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Tim S

Waiter, can you recommend a wine to complement this?

Peter
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Peter

And the following dish will be . . . Crap burning smell of faeces.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

And that’ why you should never burn asparagus.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

@Trixie: The salmon scenario seems a lot better than ending up cooked and covered in…whatever that is…and named “burning smell of urine.”

Lora
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Lora

Looks the smell of “downstream” caused this fish to swim back “upstream” the person who was eating it.

NeoSaturos123
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NeoSaturos123

Fish already smell like piss. What’s the problem?

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