Because donuts would just be weird

Because donuts would just be weird

posted on 18 Jun 2014 in Menus

Pigs LOVE corn…

Photo courtesy of Adrian C. 

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timmy
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timmy

Well, ok, if it will get me out of the ticket.

Ben
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Ben

Waiter, my corn has some fuzz on it.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Waiter, there’s fuzz on my corn…

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Wow. That was an interesting coincidence…

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Like, must’ve been a second apart.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

He’s a cornstable.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

One of the hazards when arresting drunks.

DrLex
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DrLex

Pop that cop gangsta-style, and receive free popcorn.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When you order CON on a cop, you get a free out of jail card.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Gaelic Mushrooms are directly imported from the Scottish Highlands.

algernon
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algernon

Put you corn down and your hands up

GwydionM
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Special Today: Sweet & Sour Cops!

Marum
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Marum

Corning cops is frowned upon by the police farce..

ManaUser
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ManaUser

Are you SURE that’s vegan?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The police are stalking me!

Gooma
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Gooma

Whatever you do. When the officer bends over to read your numberplate:

DON’T CORN THE COP.

Gooma
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Gooma

I’m Cornstable Dornstable.

And I deplore this massage.

Marum
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Marum

Guys.! Don’t pop your corn, unless you are wearing a condom.

Marum
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Marum

We used to have a Federal Senator her in Oz, called Condon Byrne.

To me, it abounded like a salutary method, of disposing of used contraceptive devices.

Trixie
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Trixie

For GOD’S sake Elley-May.

I said schuck ….SCHUCK – the corn.

Marum
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Marum

Our food is — well— corked

Marum
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Marum

The Courier Mail (daily rag) in Brissie., printed an article describing an officer as a Defective in the Police Forces.

He asked for a retraction, which they duly apologised, and did so.

This time he became a Detective in the Police Farces.

He did not pursue the matter further, after all, he had already lost two….Why try for three? I’ll bet it amused his workmates.

Lora
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Lora

Judge: I sentence you to ten years of removing all the corn husks in the prison cafeteria!
Criminal: Aw, shucks! 🙁

Chuck
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Chuck

Vegans only, I ‘ear.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Copcorn to go, please.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s from years of foot patrol.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to make fun of the corncob on my head.

iLock
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iLock

Beavis Vs. Eric Cartman

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

I think that’s a typo, seeing as it is only one letter off.

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