Beware of things falling everywhere

Beware of things falling everywhere

posted on 15 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ollie Barker.
Found under a tall tree at Fengdu China.

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I always wear a helmet. I won’t be caught off-guard by the sky falling on my head!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If a pedestrian falls past you, I would suggest you take a firm hold onto something.
Reality perhaps?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Dr Lex. I always wear a hard-hat whilst mowing the lawn. But not because of the sky. We have Spur-wing Plovers. 😡

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Severe breaking of the head will get you 500 bath.
You will get them during your year in hospital.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Please always carry flamethrower to fight The Thing.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

After I took a firm hold of the translator by the throat, I did not suffer from any more falling instructions.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

If your thing falls on the ground, your legs have obviously shrunk after all those baths.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I’ve never seen a thing that hasn’t fallen, when I’ve finished with it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m Charles Fort and I approved this message.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I paid attention, I fell the thing, but those strictlys always spoil every thing

GwydionM
6 years ago

Fall of the House of Things

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The upper air has been identified as gases passed by high officials sitting above the cloud. They do hit hard on the pedestrian peasants.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

It’s a wonderful thing to see you pass, pedestrian.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The Addams Family strikes again.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

The air is falling! The air is falling!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If a pedestrian passing upper air can fall the thing, a pedestrian passing bottom air must be deadly!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well just stand here then

Anomoly
Anomoly
6 years ago

Why does the passing pedestrian forbid strictly the stay? Shouldn’t that be up to the foreman?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Passing??? Oh, I thought it was Pi . Oh! Never mind.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Who’s Stricklys?

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