Beware of things falling everywhere

Beware of things falling everywhere

posted on 15 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Ollie Barker.
Found under a tall tree at Fengdu China.

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DrLex
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DrLex

I always wear a helmet. I won’t be caught off-guard by the sky falling on my head!

Marum
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Marum

If a pedestrian falls past you, I would suggest you take a firm hold onto something.
Reality perhaps?

Marum
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Marum

Dr Lex. I always wear a hard-hat whilst mowing the lawn. But not because of the sky. We have Spur-wing Plovers. 😡

Marum
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Marum

Severe breaking of the head will get you 500 bath.
You will get them during your year in hospital.

DrLex
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DrLex

Please always carry flamethrower to fight The Thing.

Gooma
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Gooma

After I took a firm hold of the translator by the throat, I did not suffer from any more falling instructions.

Gooma
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Gooma

If your thing falls on the ground, your legs have obviously shrunk after all those baths.

Trixie
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Trixie

I’ve never seen a thing that hasn’t fallen, when I’ve finished with it.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m Charles Fort and I approved this message.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I paid attention, I fell the thing, but those strictlys always spoil every thing

GwydionM
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Fall of the House of Things

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The upper air has been identified as gases passed by high officials sitting above the cloud. They do hit hard on the pedestrian peasants.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

It’s a wonderful thing to see you pass, pedestrian.

Sparky
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Sparky

The Addams Family strikes again.

tadchem
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tadchem

The air is falling! The air is falling!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If a pedestrian passing upper air can fall the thing, a pedestrian passing bottom air must be deadly!

algernon
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algernon

Well just stand here then

Anomoly
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Anomoly

Why does the passing pedestrian forbid strictly the stay? Shouldn’t that be up to the foreman?

Marum
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Marum

Passing??? Oh, I thought it was Pi . Oh! Never mind.

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Who’s Stricklys?

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