Diverse Electric-Car

Diverse Electric-Car

posted on 24 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Toys

Have a driveway moment for youself

Photo courtesy of Lieudog. 

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jjhitt
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jjhitt

Doing yourself is the number three cause of highway fatalities.

GwydionM
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I fondly do myself every day!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Can I do Rearward’s bottom instead?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Which way do you push the stick to put it in diverse?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Always apply the handbrake before doing yourself in the driveway.

DrLex
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DrLex

If something tears away while doing yourself, you’re doing something wrong.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Just do it, Yourself.

DrLex
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DrLex

Foreside’s bottom and rearward’s bottom can be attached together for interchange.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Lost load of colored bricks on the Fond Driveway Inbound at the Install Self-Interchange. Motorists are advised to tear away at Install’s Way.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Fond Driveway is rainbow color and is gay!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

@BFC : That’s the “Diverse” part.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Made by Toys ‘R’ Self

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Wait- it says “YOUSELF”. Maybe he’s a boy from the Middle East.

algernon
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algernon

I’m lost

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Endorsed by Mr. Harry Palmer and the seeing eye dog clinic.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

When Dorothy returned to Oz, she found the Yellow Brick Road turned into “Rainbow Brick Road”!

Sparky
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Sparky

This is where Rosy Palm and her five sisters live.

Marum
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Marum

Your speaking patterns seem to be very strange driver. Would you mind taking a drug test.

Marum
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Marum

The homosexual car, is hard to get out of bottom gear.

Marum
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Marum

Vorsprung durch Technic.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT. Youssef eh! Hmm. When Jesus said: “I need an Ass.” I always assumed he meant a Donkey. However those blokes from the Middle East, were somewhat ambivalent about such things. Not only that, the King James Version was translated from the Ancient Greek. (Coptic) And they WERE rather ambidextrous.

Trixie
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Trixie

Just what I needed.

A Perverse Eclectic Car.

szk
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szk

So…In other works it basically means masturbating in the driveway

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sexual interchange at its fuellest

Mark
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Mark

”special discount for Porsche drivers”

Chuck
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Chuck

Adds another meaning to…
“Honey ! I’ll be in the garage working on the tranny !”

SeanJohn
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SeanJohn

Nothing fancier than going out for a drive while doing one self.

Myself
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You can get arrested for doing yourself in a car.

Myself
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As for doing Yousef, well…make sure you had Yousef’s consent.

Myself
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Last I saw Yousef, he was tearing away in his fancy driveway doing his foreside’s bottom, Officer.

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