Diverse Electric-Car

Diverse Electric-Car

posted on 24 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Toys

Have a driveway moment for youself

Photo courtesy of Lieudog. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Doing yourself is the number three cause of highway fatalities.

GwydionM
6 years ago

I fondly do myself every day!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Can I do Rearward’s bottom instead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Which way do you push the stick to put it in diverse?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Always apply the handbrake before doing yourself in the driveway.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

If something tears away while doing yourself, you’re doing something wrong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Just do it, Yourself.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Foreside’s bottom and rearward’s bottom can be attached together for interchange.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Lost load of colored bricks on the Fond Driveway Inbound at the Install Self-Interchange. Motorists are advised to tear away at Install’s Way.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Fond Driveway is rainbow color and is gay!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@BFC : That’s the “Diverse” part.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Made by Toys ‘R’ Self

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wait- it says “YOUSELF”. Maybe he’s a boy from the Middle East.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m lost

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Endorsed by Mr. Harry Palmer and the seeing eye dog clinic.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When Dorothy returned to Oz, she found the Yellow Brick Road turned into “Rainbow Brick Road”!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

This is where Rosy Palm and her five sisters live.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Your speaking patterns seem to be very strange driver. Would you mind taking a drug test.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The homosexual car, is hard to get out of bottom gear.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Vorsprung durch Technic.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT. Youssef eh! Hmm. When Jesus said: “I need an Ass.” I always assumed he meant a Donkey. However those blokes from the Middle East, were somewhat ambivalent about such things. Not only that, the King James Version was translated from the Ancient Greek. (Coptic) And they WERE rather ambidextrous.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Just what I needed.

A Perverse Eclectic Car.

szk
szk
6 years ago

So…In other works it basically means masturbating in the driveway

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sexual interchange at its fuellest

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

”special discount for Porsche drivers”

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Adds another meaning to…
“Honey ! I’ll be in the garage working on the tranny !”

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
5 years ago

Nothing fancier than going out for a drive while doing one self.

Myself
4 years ago

You can get arrested for doing yourself in a car.

Myself
4 years ago

As for doing Yousef, well…make sure you had Yousef’s consent.

Myself
4 years ago

Last I saw Yousef, he was tearing away in his fancy driveway doing his foreside’s bottom, Officer.

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