Hold on to your psychopaths

Hold on to your psychopaths

posted on 4 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Jonathan Goodchild.
Spotted in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Hey! Morons have rights too!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s treads all about
(Shaft!)
Right on ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

d) The Spermen.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Attention Morons and Psychopaths: If you don’t have anyone to accompany you, you can go to the admin office on G/F to hire one during your pleasant trip in the elevator.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: Not following, blind, pregnant hypertensive psychopaths suffering morons under 7 must not be accompanied.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I see playing in the car door!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well just be careful of the morons and psycopaths

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When morons and psychopaths are following people, it’s time to start worrying!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Morons are people too.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No crossing the safety window, it isn’t Catholic.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6-7/8!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A moron and a psychopath walked into an elevator. The elevator driver asked “Are you two together?” The psychopath replied “No, we’re crazy, we just want to accompany each other”.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Is “The Blind, the Pregnant, the Moron and the Psychopath” one of Sergio Leone’s lesser-known films?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Naturally, rule 6 also applies to people who want to get pregnant in the elevator.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Luckily for me, I’m just an idiot.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

A pregnant woman, a blind guy, a moron and a psychopath got on an elevator together. The blind guy said “It’s OK, were going as far as the next joke.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Hi! I’m a psychopath. Want to go for a ride on the elevator with me?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Oh give me a car door
In the spirit of Mordor
Where the moron and psychopath play
(To tune of “where the buffalo roam, and accompanied with jumping.)

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Moron this later.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

So does that mean if you are a blind, pregnant, moronic psychopath, who suffers from heart disease and hypertension, you need to be accompanied by a minimum of six people?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Another variation on the fox, goat, and grain crossing the river puzzle.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Why can’t my local member ride in the lift with me?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is like the first time I read the ad for a – Solar Powered Torch.
My first thought was; Why would you want a torch for in daytime?
Then sanity prevailed.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Ok. You are an armed security guard You have a blind person, a pregnant woman, a psychopath, and a moron sitting on top of a high building. You have io get them into the back of your lockable security van, to get them all to hospital. 1. You can’t leave the blind man alone on top of the building because he may fall off. 2. You can’t leave the moron alone for he will wander off, and get lost. 3. You can’t leave the pregnant woman alone because she is due to give birth shortly 4. You cant leave the… Read more »

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Also I forgot. You can’t leave the moron alone with the pregnant woman because he would be no help if she started to give birth.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Oh also. You can only take a maximum of two people with you at any time

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

That’s why we are scared of the elevators

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Great ! I finally get to wear my “I’m with Stupid” shirt again !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“THE” moron.
You mean to imply, that they only have one in the whole of Japan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I tried jumping up and down in a lift to see what would happen. It triggered the safety switch, and the lift stopped. Being an engineer I thought it would probably be a mercury Switch, like the “TILT” switch on a Pinball Machine. However, not so. It did not reset itself.
So I had to ring emergency service.
The good part was, I then lay down on the floor, and had 3/4 of an hour’s sleep, on the bosses time.

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

I say let the morons go!

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

Sorry, Dexter, I can’t let you on the elevator by yourself.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

China has too many rules, but the Commentors today had a field day!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Curb your moron.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

I thought they were called politicians.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Elevators: Normal People
Morons: The Stairs

Don
Don
6 years ago

I do believe I will be taking the stairs.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

But cripples ride for free!!

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

My psychopath is a very good pet

Dag Kristiansen
Dag Kristiansen
6 years ago

Sounds like a great sequel to the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Audinac
Audinac
6 years ago

I can just imagine travelling with all these in the elevator. Hey lady, move over! I can’t see! HELP! Oh my god I’m having contractions! Lets put a smile on that FACE!

kt
kt
6 years ago

Always accompany the psychopath and they won’t be so psychopathicky

thedonger
6 years ago

But if someone has to accompany Rob Ford that could very well push the occupancy weight past the limit.

Christine
Christine
6 years ago

But….but….but, I LIKE touching the operational parts!!

DragonZap
DragonZap
5 years ago

Please do not leave morons unattended. All unattended morons will be brought into custody.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

Sir?… SIR!!! This is your last warning! Stop treading the shaft door!

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