Honey, have you seen my operation interface?

Honey, have you seen my operation interface?

posted on 2 Jun 2014 in Clothing, Computer

In the wrong hands, English can be very dangerous…

Photo courtesy of Brian Butterfield.
Found on ATM screen in Taiwan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Or they might send in a troll

algernon
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algernon

You can’t trust anyone speaking english

DrLex
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DrLex

Use the Engrish operation interface instead, it is much safer.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Big deal. Our politicians do that all the time.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Then how do we know you’re not the gangster?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Yes. The gangster “May” use the English operation to cheat us but they have already been using the Chinese operation for thousands of years.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Automated Thug Machine

DrLex
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DrLex

Actions speak louder than using the operation interface.

DrLex
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DrLex

Said otherwise: our knowledge of the English language is so poor that we would not notice if someone hacked our terminal. Use at your own risk.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Dave, I’ve just picked up a fault in the English operation interface. I think you ought to sit down, take a stress pill, and tell me your PIN.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t let gangsters operate on you. They’ll steal your kidneys!

Marum
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Marum

I see the Ghanian Romance Scam Industry is thriving.

Marum
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Marum

Confucius say: Everything I tell you is false.

Marum
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Marum

I guess, telling us where flight MH370 is, is out of the question

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Nice interface you got here. Be a shame is anything was to happen to it.

Sparky
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Sparky

English Operation Interface widely known as EOI actually is End Of Identity.
Got lost in the translation.

GwydionM
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But if they use the Chinese operation interface to cheat you, we will arrest them.

tadchem
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tadchem

I can’t even get my English to operate on my bowling ball interface. Maybe I should put a little Chinese on the ball.

Lora
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Lora

Ah yes, the infamous Taiwan Mafia, who send those unfaithful to their organization to “sleep with the Siamese Fighting Fishes”. Although it’s not very effective since the water in the rice paddies is barely above their ankles. 🙂

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Press Here to $$Get Money Beetches$$

Stan
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Stan

Please do a t shirt with it. It is so perfect.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Some women use a plastic operation interface to do that.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What’s that thing on your interface, dear?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I don’t think what language interface you use for Operation has anything to do with it. I think it’s just that all that experience with chopsticks makes it easier for them to not touch the sides.

Peter
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Peter

Attention, the government may use just anything to cheat you.

Dodol
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Dodol

Seems that the banks are gangster’s paradise

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Nice English operation interface you have there, don’t he Bruce? Wouldn’t want something to ‘appen to it, would we?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Interface off!

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