I don’t have the stomach for this

I don’t have the stomach for this

posted on 28 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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algernon
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algernon

Definitely get to the bottom of it

algernon
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algernon

A real bummer

SF
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SF

Wrap it around your head.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

It reminds me of the 1930’s Dust Bowel.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Does anyone really care whether the air from a bowel is damp or dry?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Try the hand dryer at the boweling alley.

DrLex
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DrLex

“I am air drying my bowels” sure sounds better than “I am farting”.

Trixie
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Trixie

I’ll bet you don’t have the grits to eat this.

iLock
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iLock

This whole plate of red meat – The harbinger of bowel cancer.

Gooma
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Gooma

The best ar$3 in Heilonjiang.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Harbinger of poo

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

There are typos. It’s ‘dustbin hair drying bowl’.

Marum
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Marum

Rectum?

Sure did.

Marum
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Marum

Harbin (Capital of Heilongjiang Province) travel information about attractions, accommodation, transport, dining, shopping, climate and other tips of Harbin.

THIS, WAS NOT MENTIONED.

Timmy
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Timmy

I can air dry my bowels and play yankee doodle at the same time.

Marum
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Marum

Elvis’s musical bum.

Elvis’s music album.

Elvis’s music, all bum.

Hmmm.

Sparky
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Sparky

@Seventy2rd o clock..
No, it’s has been air drying bowler hat?

Marum
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Marum

In China, there are a range of penalties for various crimes.

This one, is where they feed you your bowels.

Chuck
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Chuck

Just offal !

Marum
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Marum

Der Darm you say.

Peter
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Peter

to be served on the Super Bowel

Chuck
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Chuck

No guts. No gory.

Jox
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Jox

It is getting intestine here!

Mr Wrong
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Mr Wrong

Shake extra water from hands, and squeeze bowel. Bowel shuts off automatically after flatus gone.

Mr Wrong
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Mr Wrong

Those Harbin bikers don’t waste anything. After cutting someone a new a**ehole, they package the residual for hot pots.

Snickers
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Snickers

This may not actually be a mistranslation.

AlphaCentauri
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AlphaCentauri

“Harbin air-dried instestines” is exactly what the characters say. It’s considered a tasty snack, brought by Russian immigrants:
http://www.chinaodysseytours.com/harbin/harbin-local-cuisine.html

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