I don’t have the stomach for this

I don’t have the stomach for this

posted on 28 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

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Menu found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Definitely get to the bottom of it

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

A real bummer

SF
SF
6 years ago

Wrap it around your head.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

It reminds me of the 1930’s Dust Bowel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Does anyone really care whether the air from a bowel is damp or dry?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Try the hand dryer at the boweling alley.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

“I am air drying my bowels” sure sounds better than “I am farting”.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I’ll bet you don’t have the grits to eat this.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

This whole plate of red meat – The harbinger of bowel cancer.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

The best ar$3 in Heilonjiang.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Harbinger of poo

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

There are typos. It’s ‘dustbin hair drying bowl’.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Rectum?

Sure did.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Harbin (Capital of Heilongjiang Province) travel information about attractions, accommodation, transport, dining, shopping, climate and other tips of Harbin.

THIS, WAS NOT MENTIONED.

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

I can air dry my bowels and play yankee doodle at the same time.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Elvis’s musical bum.

Elvis’s music album.

Elvis’s music, all bum.

Hmmm.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock..
No, it’s has been air drying bowler hat?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In China, there are a range of penalties for various crimes.

This one, is where they feed you your bowels.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Just offal !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Der Darm you say.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

to be served on the Super Bowel

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

No guts. No gory.

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

It is getting intestine here!

Mr Wrong
Mr Wrong
6 years ago

Shake extra water from hands, and squeeze bowel. Bowel shuts off automatically after flatus gone.

Mr Wrong
Mr Wrong
6 years ago

Those Harbin bikers don’t waste anything. After cutting someone a new a**ehole, they package the residual for hot pots.

Snickers
Snickers
6 years ago

This may not actually be a mistranslation.

AlphaCentauri
AlphaCentauri
6 years ago

“Harbin air-dried instestines” is exactly what the characters say. It’s considered a tasty snack, brought by Russian immigrants:
http://www.chinaodysseytours.com/harbin/harbin-local-cuisine.html

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