I guess the Indians won after all…

I guess the Indians won after all…

posted on 10 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

At home on the range OR microwave…

Photo courtesy of Angela Merchant.
Menu item found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Served in a cowboy hat, obviously.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Riding a horse all day can have some weird effects!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

He has the weirdest bone…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

One of the most authentic Indian Cuisine I ever tried.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Everything tastes good if you put enough sauce on it.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Endorsed by John Wayne

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least it’s not talking

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like chaps sticks with that, Sir?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

One of the scenes cut from Blazing Saddles.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Comes straight from Brokeback Mountain

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sorry I’m feeling a little stiff after that ride.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie. A night of tall tales begins. The first cowboy says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why? Just the other day a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare hands.” The second cowboy said, “Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands and… Read more »

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Looks more like sizzling cowboy scalp to me.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Lesson: Be careful who you say “eat me” to.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Can I have the boned cowgirl instead?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Please say it’s Texas style… please please please!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You should have seen the crates of Scotch and Bourbon, John Wayne and Lee Marvin used to carry on board the Game Fishing Boat at the old wharf in Cairns, in the mid 60s, before the Mothership idea hatched. They were obviously out on the “high seas”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: May contain traces of desert

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I guess they are “spare” ribs. The animal doesn’t need them anymore – it’s dead.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Or you could try Rump of Brokeback Mountain

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

♫ Show me a home, where the Buffalo roam,
And I’ll show you a house full of S–t♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
The dog said; “tut tut.”
Just get me a slut,
For I have a bone of my own.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon.
That’s strange. I’m generally stiff before the ride, and not afterwards. 😆

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

What will the Mongol hordes get up to next?l

tarltarasa
6 years ago

One of the million ways to die in the West

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Looks like Sizz Ling Wang had a boner.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

NEW YORK CITY??

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I’ve seen another Engrish-filled menu with several items along the lines of “cowboy leg.” I wonder if they mean “boy cow,” a.k.a. beef from a bull.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
To get her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
She was mounted by Rover,
‘Cause he had a bone of his own !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

At Brokeback Steakhouse it’s “no rules, just cannibalism”.
Don’t forget the Bloomin’ Onion.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Well I guess I won’t be seeing you, space cowboy…

RT
RT
6 years ago

it’s a seasonal item; i hear tomorrow’s going to be native american bone with bullet holes instead

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Ask any cowgirl. They’ll say all cowboys have bones that sizzle.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Well Tonto, those injuns have finally got us at last.”

‘What’s this “us” white eyes?’

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

@Classic Steve: I was thinking maybe it’s what they call western style BBQ. Were those other items BBQ or the like?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

General Custer! We did a body count, and there are 19 Indian dead for each one of ours.

1/2hr later. General Custer. The attrition rate has increased to 25 to one. Statistics prove, the Indians can keep up this attrition rate much longer.

1/2hr later. General Custer. The attrition rate is now 30 to one. We have them beaten – falls.

General Custer standing alone firing his pistol: “I’d hate to be in those Indian’s shoes now.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Can = can’t (Obviously) . 😆

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Told you many times . . . it’s never safe in the wild wild west !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt. Just give me the whole Cowgirl.

I’ll boner myself.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

And make some gravy out of the grease!

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Don’t you hate it when you step into a vat of hot acid during a round up?

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

As I walked down the streets of Laredo
I saw “cowpokeless” men and Bobby Flay…

Snickers
Snickers
6 years ago

Funny name but otherwise don’t see anything wrong with it.

Dag Kristiansen
Dag Kristiansen
6 years ago

á la Brokeback Mountain…

Myself
4 years ago

“He drove into the desert, points his rifle at the sky, says ‘God, if I have to die, you will have to die!'”
This menu item was presumably God’s response…
(Explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBjiYZiv5RE)

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