I think it’s ppoop in your language.

I think it’s ppoop in your language.

posted on 14 Jun 2014 in Chinglish

You don’t want to know why they call me that…

Photo courtesy of Matthew Gray.
Tissues found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I think it’s crap myself

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something about bears and what they do in the woods

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Seems an appropriate use.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

And I’m H-hello K-kitty, mice to meat you!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ever since that day when she went to the toilet and the wrong part came back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Daughter of Dung Wang Ho

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Keep your eyes on the road. You’ll wipe out.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You’re looking a bit flushed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Lucky there are other uses for facial tissues, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Tissues with issues

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’m the number two girl around here.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

My name is Mmud -(Primus)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mao Tse Dung’s daughter.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s all right mate. My name’s s–t with my wife too.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Admit it, We all get a little ddung faced every now and then.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see Julia Gillard has recovered from the “nose job”.

Now all we need is some prosthetic ears for Rabbot.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

She’s riding the pooter-scooter.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The new simplified Chinese alphabet, gives us the unfortunate change of the name; Tung to Dung.
“Common usage” is Hell in the Global Village we now live in. I will now embark on; eine lange Fahrt… Aufwiedersehen

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Nice to meet you, my name is peediddy.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

What’s bbrown and sounds like a bbell?

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Hehe. Puts me in mind of the WWI stories of the Deutsche Luftwaffe. It was one German Fokker after another.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW. Have any of you Earthlings seen my Holographic Random Encryption Generator? I lost it somewhere in this spiral nebula, near your planet. I was taking it in for repairs.
You will soon pick it. It is transposing “H” and “T”,and doubling up “M” and “D”.
Reward offered for the return for the return of my HREG.= IC200.00

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Anon Y. A bbabbbboonn?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Geez. Try saying that fast ten times – or even once for that matter.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

She looks like an alien too.

Probably a shape shifter.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

1st alien: Being a shape shifter is great.

2nd alien: I know. Why?

1st alien: I transformed myself into a Tiger on Friday night after work, and made love to my wife 200 times over the weekend.

2nd alien: What did she say?

1st alien. Nothing. She just gave me a clout in the earhole with her paw, and sent me packing.

GwydionM
6 years ago

I hunt teddy-bears and behead them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

So you need at least 200 Bath.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

ddddddat’s all folks.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

wat ddat?

Garst
6 years ago

At least her name isn’t mud, because mud spelt backwards is “dum.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Going by the ad. to the right on my computer.
This is something to do with having an Asian date.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Garst. Ddum??

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. If you have ddung on your wang, you have been going into all the wrong places. 👿

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

That bear does not look happy. Not that there is any reason to be happy when a cow-poo-named girl has cut off your face and mounted it on a Vespa.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

so you and ppee both belong to the lloo

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

…and my name is, “You *#$!! little brat!”

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