Not gonna say which vegetable…

Not gonna say which vegetable…

posted on 21 Jun 2014 in Menus

Quit asking for more crab.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Kou.
Found at a restaurant in Kyoto, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

You can never have enough crab

algernon
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algernon

It needs the vegetable because its only got one leg

coffeebot
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Day One: boiled a snow crab. still 200g

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! Cut the crab!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Daddy, why do you always crab your hands before dinner?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

One leg weighs 200g? That’s my kind of crab!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Getting your five a day makes more sense when they come with crab.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Crab legs are measured down to the gram.
How much crab on a vegetable is anyone’s guess – but it’s always “enough”.

Ben
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Ben

ISO9000 regs just say we have to document it. They don’t specify precision.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Today’s menu forecast: Moderate crab with a fresh vegetable from the south-east.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Aw, Crab!

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t be crabby, that’s all we have.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This vegetable cost me 200 Bath!

Marum
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Marum

I don’t think I would like to “have” anyone in a mixture of soy sauce and vinegar. Even someone a crabby as my wife.

Gooma
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Gooma

I don’t know about a giant crab, but I know what a 400lb Canary says:

HERE! KITTY, KITTY!

Gooma
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Gooma

Waiter: How did you find the crab sir?

Customer: Under a bean.

Marum
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Marum

There once was a man from Gadab,
Who was bitten one day by a crab,
To make it even more silly,
It bit off half his willie,
And left him half-cocked in Gadab.

Gooma
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Gooma

I don’t think I would like to “have” anyone in a mixture of soy sauce and vinegar. Even someone as crabby as my wife.

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Gooma
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Gooma

I don’t know about a giant crab, but I know what a 400lb Canary says:

HERE! KITTY, KITTY!

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Marum
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Marum

♫There’s no crabs, like Snow Crabs,
Like no crabs we know,
Even when they’re covered, in sweet Soy Sauce,
They are a culinary tour-de-force♪

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum. Lost hlf my comment; I’ll bet your wife does not go to this site. 🙂

Gooma
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Gooma

Control C then control V: Computer, computer, whyfore art thou so fickle.

In fact. Fickle of my comments end up without some sort of error.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Well, at least they spelled “crab” correctly this time.

Marum
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Marum

@Stopchicks. But they got “crap” wong.

GwydionM
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Impolite vegetables dealt with strictly

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

@Marum: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Peter
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Peter

The ‘b’ in ‘crab’ was meant to be inverted.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

As seen in ‘Snow Crap and the Seven Farts’

tadchem
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tadchem

Our chef is preparing dinner now. Don’t be a crab.

Classic Steve
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I’d say the menu writer was feeling crabby.

iLock
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iLock

Enough crab was put on his flesh vegetable….
to make him scratch vigorously.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

If you couldn’t catch it, that’s what you get for not tipping, mate.

Tatarujin
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Tatarujin

I’M TIRED OF YOUR CRAB!

Agent241
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Agent241

You get plenty of crab, you get a vegetable, and BONUS! it is fresh!
With all that bonus, who needs details?

Anon
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Anon

Um…why is there Hangul on a menu from Kyoto, Japan? Unless it was a Korean restaurant in Kyoto…

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