Our furniture is particular about furniture

Our furniture is particular about furniture

posted on 13 Jun 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

All our reality is uncorrupted…

Photo courtesy of James Lindsay.
Found in a Bangkok, Thailand hotel. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I will not pay this nosebleed – it is scratched!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Damn … I’m out of bath

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We have attempted to replace the corrupt reality, but we obviously failed.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Danger! Breach in dammage of reality detected. Nonsense flooding in from another dimension. Corrupted reality hazard imminent.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

This sign is a corrupt reality

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

If your recoup the cost of the furniture the replace the corrupt rality

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And if you do it again we’ll make you take all those bath in ice water!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a tick tick.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Vice is nice, but the room is wired for 220 and that’s five points for Gryffindor!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Does 500 bath = 1000 shower?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

They really soak you with these fines.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you need your nosebleed adjusted monthly your time is running out.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

The pillowcases mattress cots bedsheets contaminate
used to be only 300 bath per point.
Crooks!!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I like a room with a bath, but this is getting ridiculous!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

No problem of fining me if I am going to have 500 bathes with Ms Porn.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I thought I’d picked a good hotel but I think I’m gonna take a bath on this one.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nothing Else Mattress

– Metallica

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You need at least 5 MBaths to re-adjust the nosebleed.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I know it’s hot and sticky in Thailand, but what with all these baths. I’d rather have a shower.

Oh! Baht!! Mmmfftt.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I thought I’d have a great night in the Hotel with my lover.
However. She had her nosebleeds that week.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Furniture buys the furniture?
Possible I guess, we already have computers designing computers.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I would gladly pay for the damages but I’m out of damm mmoney.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Take the blue pill and accept this corrupt reality or take the red pill and break out of your case in the electrical equipment room.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I need this so bath

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Tale of 500 baths

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

How many Baht for a bath?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Our Vice comes with a contaminant at no extra charge.

And our mattresses transform into pillow cases.

ManaUser
ManaUser
6 years ago

I’m afraid to use the microwave at all. Can you imagine how much replacing a corrupt reality would cost?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Um … in that case, forget the suite. I’ll just take a single.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

But replacing reality is the reason I got the electrical equipment to begin with!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The suicide bomber made the tick tick a spattered like nosebleed,
adjusted once. 72 virgins per point.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I only have a shower.
Anyone wanna sell their bath for 1/500th of a point?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

500 baths with you for dammages?
You’d better be handsomme ^_^

Enclave
6 years ago

The tick-tick will replace reality!

MojaveGreen
MojaveGreen
6 years ago

If we can’t spatter tick ticks, how are we going to prevent Lymelyme disease?

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

You’ll pay me the damaged stuff if I damage stuff? Nah, that doesn’t sound like a deal.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Put a sock on it goodbye the tick tick.

AramK
AramK
6 years ago

I can ruin your place and all I need to do is take 500 baths??? Damn! As long as it doesn’t cost me Baht, I’ll be happy!

Vice Contamminated The
Vice Contamminated The
6 years ago

Don’t forget! You can’t spatter the tick ticks like a nosebleed or they wil make the reality un corrupted and transform the cots into pillowcases and mattresses!

Audinac
Audinac
6 years ago

Welcome to the Matrix, would you like a room?

Zammy
Zammy
5 years ago

Spatter the tick tick will adjust the nosebleed. Only need to take 200 baths a month!

Myself
3 years ago

Tick…tick…tick…tick…SPLATTER…tick…tick…tick…

Myself
3 years ago

So how do you earn points? And let me ask you one question: if I get a point, and therefore earn 200 baths monthly (since I’m a tick tick spattered, not a pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets vice a contaminate), and I only take 150 baths, are the 50 unspent baths canceled at the end of the month, or do I start off the next month with 50 baths to take?

Myself
3 years ago

I believe the corrupt reality is coming from the Vice in the pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets.

Myself
3 years ago

The furniture will buy itself? Very meta!

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