The difference a space makes…

The difference a space makes…

posted on 26 Jun 2014 in Signs

If some body means you shop

Photo courtesy of Shreesha Mokhashi.
Found at shopping mall in Bangalore India. 

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algernon
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algernon

Well peek a boo

algernon
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algernon

How does the counter phone

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If there’s a body in the counter, call the police.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If no body, then means you last one alive. It probably behind you.

DrLex
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DrLex

If no body in the counter, the “shop ’til you drop” campaign failed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you notice a burning smell of urine, body has been in counter too long.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If a body in the counter means their number was up.

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Please notify the Reaper at your earliest convenience.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I suppose that number would be a trunk call. 😉

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Must be one of those drive-thru funeral homes.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

No Body knows the trouble I’ve seen.

Sparky
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Sparky

Don’t take your vehicle to this body shop.

iLock
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iLock

Maybe The Reaper is communicating with us through leetspeak…

GEAEGELE.
GE A EGELE.
Gee a eagle.

But they blurred out the last few numbers, so we’ll never see what
the eagle means!!!

Final Destination 6 plot-line.

GwydionM
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If a body in the library, call Miss Marples

Marum
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Marum

I’ve heard of slow service. But this takes the cake.

(As Marie Antoinette might have said)…. 😆

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

This is the most complicated dialing “shortcut” I’ve ever seen.

Marum
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Marum

A Non Y. Just like the “old” Nokia Phones.
The usual half a million – easily remembered – keystrokes. 🙄

Marum
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Marum

@I lock. I don’t know if this will help….But:

If I had the wings of an Eagle,
And the dirty black ar$3 of a Crow,
I’d fly on high o’er the city,
And crap on the people below.

Biff the Understudy
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They had to pixelate it because the number is 9343941(•)(•)

Marum
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Marum

Thanks mate. It is obviously in ascii then. 💡

Chuck
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Chuck

@BtU – It’s an obscene call, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This can’t get any number

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@BtU: It’s a booty call!

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Murder in the counter

tankero
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tankero

“Dial 9343931-M for Murder”

Lora
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Lora

*sings* I ain’t got no body, no body cares to call me…

Slumbery
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Slumbery

I have just read a late 18th century English book and the term “some body” is always written separately in it. Maybe this Indian text just a bit archaic from the colonial times.

It is still funny with the current English meaning though. 🙂

TK
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TK

They wouldn’t stop asking for a raise…

TK
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TK

Slumbery is actually correct, though

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