The difference a space makes…

The difference a space makes…

posted on 26 Jun 2014 in Signs

If some body means you shop

Photo courtesy of Shreesha Mokhashi.
Found at shopping mall in Bangalore India. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well peek a boo

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

How does the counter phone

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If there’s a body in the counter, call the police.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If no body, then means you last one alive. It probably behind you.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

If no body in the counter, the “shop ’til you drop” campaign failed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you notice a burning smell of urine, body has been in counter too long.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If a body in the counter means their number was up.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Please notify the Reaper at your earliest convenience.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I suppose that number would be a trunk call. 😉

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Must be one of those drive-thru funeral homes.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No Body knows the trouble I’ve seen.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Don’t take your vehicle to this body shop.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Maybe The Reaper is communicating with us through leetspeak…

GEAEGELE.
GE A EGELE.
Gee a eagle.

But they blurred out the last few numbers, so we’ll never see what
the eagle means!!!

Final Destination 6 plot-line.

GwydionM
6 years ago

If a body in the library, call Miss Marples

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’ve heard of slow service. But this takes the cake.

(As Marie Antoinette might have said)…. 😆

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

This is the most complicated dialing “shortcut” I’ve ever seen.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A Non Y. Just like the “old” Nokia Phones.
The usual half a million – easily remembered – keystrokes. 🙄

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@I lock. I don’t know if this will help….But:

If I had the wings of an Eagle,
And the dirty black ar$3 of a Crow,
I’d fly on high o’er the city,
And crap on the people below.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

They had to pixelate it because the number is 9343941(•)(•)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thanks mate. It is obviously in ascii then. 💡

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@BtU – It’s an obscene call, then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This can’t get any number

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@BtU: It’s a booty call!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Murder in the counter

tankero
tankero
6 years ago

“Dial 9343931-M for Murder”

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

*sings* I ain’t got no body, no body cares to call me…

Slumbery
Slumbery
6 years ago

I have just read a late 18th century English book and the term “some body” is always written separately in it. Maybe this Indian text just a bit archaic from the colonial times.

It is still funny with the current English meaning though. 🙂

TK
TK
6 years ago

They wouldn’t stop asking for a raise…

TK
TK
6 years ago

Slumbery is actually correct, though

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