We sneak meat, you eat…

You’ll never believe its meat

I usually snake it

What’s got your goat

Meat me in the Caesarean section

Do they have frankfurtives?

Tastes like snatch.

And for dessert, creep suzette.

Located in the divorce section.

Quickie food

But, officer, I was only doing what the sign says!

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07: That is so wrong on so many levels…… 😀

You brought a sneak!

Mystery Meat!

Try our NSA Porterhouse Sneak! Flavor that follows you wherever you are, always…

My girlfriend is a vegetarian so I’m stuck with this.

You! Back on the plate!

The sneak meat section contains:
1. meat disguised as fish
2. meat disguised as vegetables
3. meat disguised as ice cream

I am not impressed with the sneak preview of this sectarian menu

@ Droll not Troll: Wong or Wright – it’s Engrish! :p

This belongs to category ‘Sneaks’

@DrLex. Dis guys sneakier than we thought he was.

Cad Meat also available

So! Vegan girls don’t do oral sex then?

@Gwn.

K entucky
F ried
C at.

I get it. The Chinese signwriter is dyslexic. It’s “snake” meat.

They are Chinese Battle Flitters.

It looks like it sneaked its way back up after someone else ate it.

“I don’t like old sneaky meat,
he laughs too much you see,
when he goes wigglin on your plate,
it tickles his underneath.

Ugh. I hate when people try to pass off textured beef protein as tofu.

YAY, it’s FREE !

@ Droll not Troll: I’m not even gonna try after “frankfurtives”. My hat is off to you.

To prepare, sneak up on an animal….

Damn, I’d swear this is sizzling cowboy bone!

Sneak is relative.

“I just thought it sounded better than ‘mystery meat’ on the menu, boss…”