We sneak meat, you eat…

We sneak meat, you eat…

posted on 8 Jun 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of A.J.
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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You’ll never believe its meat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I usually snake it

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What’s got your goat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Meat me in the Caesarean section

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Do they have frankfurtives?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Tastes like snatch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And for dessert, creep suzette.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Located in the divorce section.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Quickie food

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

But, officer, I was only doing what the sign says!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07: That is so wrong on so many levels…… 😀

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

You brought a sneak!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Mystery Meat!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Try our NSA Porterhouse Sneak! Flavor that follows you wherever you are, always…

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

My girlfriend is a vegetarian so I’m stuck with this.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You! Back on the plate!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The sneak meat section contains:
1. meat disguised as fish
2. meat disguised as vegetables
3. meat disguised as ice cream

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I am not impressed with the sneak preview of this sectarian menu

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Wong or Wright – it’s Engrish! :p

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This belongs to category ‘Sneaks’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DrLex. Dis guys sneakier than we thought he was.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Cad Meat also available

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

So! Vegan girls don’t do oral sex then?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gwn.

K entucky
F ried
C at.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I get it. The Chinese signwriter is dyslexic. It’s “snake” meat.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

They are Chinese Battle Flitters.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It looks like it sneaked its way back up after someone else ate it.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“I don’t like old sneaky meat,
he laughs too much you see,
when he goes wigglin on your plate,
it tickles his underneath.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Ugh. I hate when people try to pass off textured beef protein as tofu.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

YAY, it’s FREE !

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

@ Droll not Troll: I’m not even gonna try after “frankfurtives”. My hat is off to you.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

To prepare, sneak up on an animal….

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Damn, I’d swear this is sizzling cowboy bone!

stellaruniverse
stellaruniverse
5 years ago

Sneak is relative.

Myself
3 years ago

“I just thought it sounded better than ‘mystery meat’ on the menu, boss…”

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