Woke up on the badside…

Woke up on the badside…

posted on 27 Jun 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Steve Henderson.
Found in hotel room in Shenzhen, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

The good side is the other side of the bed

algernon
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algernon

Folds down

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Yes, your butt looks big in this.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This must be in the Pessimist Suite.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

When you look at the Dark Side, careful you must be to turn lamp on.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Quick! Reverse polarity!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

We need something on the brighter side

DrLex
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DrLex

A 230V AC lamp next to the bath. What could possibly go wrong?

DrLex
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DrLex

Oops, that was some Dutch seeping through, where “bad” means “bath”…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s fitted with a Hell-ogen bulb.

Sparky
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Sparky

I woke up on the bad side of the bed this morning.

I was cuddled up with my ex-wife.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bad Side Of The Lamps

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

To read the “Good Book” by.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t do me, Lamp!

iLock
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iLock

The Silent Treatment of the Lamps

J-Luke
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J-Luke

So bad they had to use tape to cover it up…

iLock
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iLock

Don’t wake up on my badside human.
Lamp always watching.
LAMP ALWAYS HERE.

Biff the Understudy
Guest

The Violence of the Lamps

GwydionM
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Always Look on the Bad Side of Lamp!

Marum
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Marum

Ok then. I’ll get out on the other side.

Marum
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Marum

Lamp right side……Dildoe left side.
Lamp 240V…………Dildoe 12V

Marum
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Marum

I AM THE ELDER LAMP OF NAMELESS DREAD!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ Born under a bad side
It been dark since I begin to crawl
If it wasn’t for bad lamps, I wouldn’t have no lamp at all ♫

Lora
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Lora

Just the thing for a one-night stand.

Peter
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Peter

We know. That’s the badside of the border

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

If I knock this lamp off the table, am I breaking bad?

iLock
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iLock

I love lamp.
…Except when he’s like this.

iLock
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iLock

It has a good badside manner.

Myself
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Myself

Mr. Brightside won’t be staying at this hotel.

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