You thienk we arr kiddng?

You thienk we arr kiddng?

posted on 6 Jun 2014 in Household Items

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

My pet ants tell me they don’t have time for manicures.

SF
SF
6 years ago

It’s a testimony to the power of the human brain that you understand what they meant.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hoist to your own Petard.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hic! Prospashers will be treshecuted. Hic!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

What have you got against the poor citizens of Imitetia? This is blatant discrimination!

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

Hi. I’m from Elinas in the Alpha Centauri star sysem. You know. The Earth like planet with three Suns.
Does an imternational Petant, apply to me?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I trided to made a good captain butt I catn stop raughing

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

How did they escape. I thought we wiped out the Imitetians during the Great Intergalactic War

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Well, some of my best friends are petants!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is what happens, when the signwriter drinks too much Petanque.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mate in Chita?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Donut repraise thiese genuine prastic items with an inietician

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

Hi. I’m from the planet Elias. You know, the one with three suns. Doews an imitetional Patent apply to me.

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

How did they survive anyway? I thought we wiped out the Imitetians in the Third Intergalactic War.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Intamationel Petants?

God! What will those Catholic Priests get up to next?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Worst case of irritable vowel syndrome ever!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

lokay wont imetatians

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

At least Frre Manicure set is spelt right

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’d neaver use imitrtians tow nael clieppers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Made in Pandiego, Balifornia.

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

Hi. I’m from the planet Elias. You know, the one with three suns. Does an imtarmationel Patent apply to me.

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Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

How did they survive anyway? I thought we wiped out the Imitetians in the Third Intergalactic War.

Eccekio
Eccekio
6 years ago

Did you say: “Free paedophile Set?”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Ouer traneslaiton sreuvice is aslo free!

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

How can they afford lawyers to prasecute imitetions? It’s a FREE manicure set.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Jak się masz, my name-a Borat, I make intarmationel movie film!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

They could have used a few pedants to help them with their “petants”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Well, you’ve been warned.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Manicures for pet ants? I didn’t think they even had fingernails! But they look so cute sitting in their tiny little salon chairs…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– No, Sir. A Fear Many-cars Tees Introcomfymental Pandieg until some petants, please.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Apparently they have a big problem with people who imitate free stuff.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Imitators will be persecuted as infidels and hang.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNIMG: Expremay dengerlus

GwydionM
6 years ago

You Have Been Warmed!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Maed in bonnie Scotland

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Prasecutian also pandieg – hence non-existent – since the petants have not gone intarmationel yet ^_^

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Coz if you make imitetians, we will rose money we get from giving these out for flee!

Promicarus
Promicarus
6 years ago

Violator will be prosecutedt to the full extent of the jam!

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
5 years ago

We wernid yuo.

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