Bad Computer

Bad Computer

posted on 26 Jul 2014 in Computer

Photo courtesy of Chris M. 
Found on video editing software in Japan. 

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Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Does it end ?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Never underestimate the value of experience.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Of course it’s bad. It’s made out of giant rocks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Bad PC detected. Press any key to discontinue.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’d send it back

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Perhaps it’s a Chinese copy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bad computers must be punished!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Your computer is nearly 3000 years old. Thinking about replacing it?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Was Stonehenge was built by rolling stones?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Stonehenge rocks.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

That computer is a bad mother…….
Shut your mouth!
Just talking bout computer.
We can dig it.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

This haiku doesn’t scan.

Jay
Jay
6 years ago

Warning, this computer bytes!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Hei Fei. Thank you O omniscient one. I grovel before thy greatness.

May I kiss the hem of your purple toga.

BTW How is my English then?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BAD COMPUTER. (hits with sledgehammer)

Most cathartic. (In the sense of Primal Therapy, not purgative)

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

@Jay. So a megabyte is millions of tiny bytes. 😎

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Sowi computer: Ye audire no possum, Musa Sapientium fixe est in aure.

trixie
trixie
6 years ago

Ye = Te

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

@Trixie: 1048576 to be exact. Or 2097152 nybbles.

trixie
trixie
6 years ago

@Anon Y. Wow! I think I need to have a cold shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Turn it on
2. If it’s bad, throw it through the Windows

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There are three engineers in a car. The car stops. One is an Electronics/Electrical Engineer who knew all about electronics, and electrical cabling, interfaces, etc. The other is a Mechanical Engineer who knew all about things mechanical. The third is a Microsoft Software Engineer who knew very little about anything. The first Engineer says: “I will check al the electronics, plugs and cabling to make sure the Computers will allow the car to run.” The second one says: “I will check all the mechanical componentry to make sure the car is capable of running.” The Microsoft Software Engineer says: “I… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster. 😮

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

User Unfriendly.

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

That’s exactly what I told my dad earlier. “Ok” was not the answer!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The computer seems to have made a monumental error.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bad computer! No cookies for you!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

You only buy twice

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

“If the software doesn’t work, keep changing your computer until it does.’ Now THAT’S the kind of software guarantee that will having people line up for more downloads!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum: Fenster Vista!

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Except for the last bit it sounds almost Zen. I could see it going like this instead: A bad computer is experienced. A better computer is purchased. The best computer is earned.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Please align the computer with the sunrise on June 21st.

Jonathan
6 years ago

Translation: A system incompatibility has been experienced. Please resolve this issue and re-run this application again.

kedu
kedu
6 years ago

You no have compotur virus.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Seems legit.

Tom Hunter
Tom Hunter
6 years ago

@Marum
> Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster.
Grammatically correct it’s “Wirf nicht den Komputer durch das Fenster.”

Engrish East India Company
Engrish East India Company
6 years ago

Your computer is bad. Please dick-continue to foreign ancient thing.

Bill Gates
6 years ago

I didn’t know that OSX had changed the look of it’s interface…

Making Good Engrish Very
Making Good Engrish Very
5 years ago

So…you buy a better computer…and the older computer suddenly drops thing onto ur computer? Wow, great Engrish!

Señor Coleccionista
Señor Coleccionista
5 years ago

If is SOO experienced, why it is bad?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I wonder which is better: Bad, experienced computer or good, unexperienced one?

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