Bad Computer

Bad Computer

posted on 26 Jul 2014 in Computer

Photo courtesy of Chris M. 
Found on video editing software in Japan. 

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Chuck
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Chuck

Does it end ?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Never underestimate the value of experience.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Of course it’s bad. It’s made out of giant rocks.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Bad PC detected. Press any key to discontinue.

algernon
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algernon

I’d send it back

algernon
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algernon

Perhaps it’s a Chinese copy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bad computers must be punished!

GwydionM
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Your computer is nearly 3000 years old. Thinking about replacing it?

Sparky
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Sparky

Was Stonehenge was built by rolling stones?

Sparky
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Sparky

Stonehenge rocks.

Sparky
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Sparky

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit…

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

That computer is a bad mother…….
Shut your mouth!
Just talking bout computer.
We can dig it.

Salome
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Salome

This haiku doesn’t scan.

Jay
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Jay

Warning, this computer bytes!

Marum
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Marum

@Hei Fei. Thank you O omniscient one. I grovel before thy greatness.

May I kiss the hem of your purple toga.

BTW How is my English then?

Marum
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Marum

BAD COMPUTER. (hits with sledgehammer)

Most cathartic. (In the sense of Primal Therapy, not purgative)

Trixie
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Trixie

@Jay. So a megabyte is millions of tiny bytes. 😎

Trixie
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Trixie

Sowi computer: Ye audire no possum, Musa Sapientium fixe est in aure.

trixie
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trixie

Ye = Te

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

@Trixie: 1048576 to be exact. Or 2097152 nybbles.

trixie
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trixie

@Anon Y. Wow! I think I need to have a cold shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

1. Turn it on
2. If it’s bad, throw it through the Windows

Marum
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Marum

There are three engineers in a car. The car stops. One is an Electronics/Electrical Engineer who knew all about electronics, and electrical cabling, interfaces, etc. The other is a Mechanical Engineer who knew all about things mechanical. The third is a Microsoft Software Engineer who knew very little about anything. The first Engineer says: “I will check al the electronics, plugs and cabling to make sure the Computers will allow the car to run.” The second one says: “I will check all the mechanical componentry to make sure the car is capable of running.” The Microsoft Software Engineer says: “I… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

@72rd Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster. 😮

Lora
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Lora

User Unfriendly.

ItalianPlumber
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ItalianPlumber

That’s exactly what I told my dad earlier. “Ok” was not the answer!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The computer seems to have made a monumental error.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Bad computer! No cookies for you!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

You only buy twice

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

“If the software doesn’t work, keep changing your computer until it does.’ Now THAT’S the kind of software guarantee that will having people line up for more downloads!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Marum: Fenster Vista!

kioku
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kioku

Except for the last bit it sounds almost Zen. I could see it going like this instead: A bad computer is experienced. A better computer is purchased. The best computer is earned.

tadchem
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tadchem

Please align the computer with the sunrise on June 21st.

Jonathan
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Translation: A system incompatibility has been experienced. Please resolve this issue and re-run this application again.

kedu
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kedu

You no have compotur virus.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Seems legit.

Tom Hunter
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Tom Hunter

@Marum
> Nicht werfen deine Komputer durch dem Fenster.
Grammatically correct it’s “Wirf nicht den Komputer durch das Fenster.”

Engrish East India Company
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Engrish East India Company

Your computer is bad. Please dick-continue to foreign ancient thing.

Bill Gates
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I didn’t know that OSX had changed the look of it’s interface…

Making Good Engrish Very
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Making Good Engrish Very

So…you buy a better computer…and the older computer suddenly drops thing onto ur computer? Wow, great Engrish!

Señor Coleccionista
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Señor Coleccionista

If is SOO experienced, why it is bad?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I wonder which is better: Bad, experienced computer or good, unexperienced one?

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