Be vewy vewy quiet…

Be vewy vewy quiet…

posted on 21 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Land of the fwee, home of the bwave…

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The Clinwese section ins over there

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The spelt European correctly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Yes weican!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ We’re an Ameweican Brand. We come to you town. ♫
— Gwand Funk Waiwoad.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Engwish!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Anything by Walph Lauwen?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I before E except after W.

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

Spokesperson: Baba Wawa.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Designed by WOFL MAO

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Is there something humewous about my fwiend’s name?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I hear Amweica is really nice this time of year. Plus it’s Wabbit season.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Add us on Tweetwe

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s why the French have croissants.

Because they can’t pronounce bwead woll

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. As long as European, your kidneys are OK.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

“Mawwiage!”

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I found a rabbit in my fridge.

Me. What are you doing in my fridge

Rabbit. This is a Westinghouse isn’t it?

Me. Yes.

Rabbit. Well. I’m westing.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I get the Engrish. It should read Amerwican Bwand.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Me : Is it pronounced Hawaii or Havaii?

Haole: It is pronounced Havaii.

Me: Thank you.

Haole: You’re velcome.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Correcting, Amelican Bland Clothing

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

You wascally wabbit.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am from the United Weights of Amawrica.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gottverdammte! Thjat’s impossible to say. Try “Amerwica” instead

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I Thought I Thaw That Hoodie At

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A cute little girl goes into a pet shop, and goes up to the counter.

Shop assistant: Can I help you sweetie?

LG. I would like a wittle wabbit misther.

SA. Would you like a pink wabbit, a blue one , or a grey one?

LG. Hands on hips impatiently. Weally misther! I don’t think my pet Python could give a thit!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum:
And the guy hurrying into the loo, well, he’s a Russian.
And the guy strolling out, he’s a Finnish.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Who awe the wichest Amweicans?
– Wei-cans!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Be vewwy vewwy quiet… I’m hunting webates.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The boss of this section is a nice guy. I think he’s Woman.

Johnny Cache
6 years ago

Elmer Fudd is spinning in his gwave….

szk
szk
6 years ago

Because Americans weine

Garst
6 years ago

All items are authwentic!

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

Elmer Fudd seal of aproval.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Give it up for Wee Gweenwood everybody!

…I’m pwoud to be an Ameweican ♪♫
Where at weast I know I’m fwee!♪

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Hong Kong, since it departed from the Land of Hope and Glowy

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Fwee Woger!

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