Be vewy vewy quiet…

Be vewy vewy quiet…

posted on 21 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Land of the fwee, home of the bwave…

Photo courtesy of Kenneth Burchfiel.
Spotted in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
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algernon

The Clinwese section ins over there

algernon
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algernon

The spelt European correctly

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Yes weican!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

♫ We’re an Ameweican Brand. We come to you town. ♫
— Gwand Funk Waiwoad.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Engwish!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Anything by Walph Lauwen?

Ben
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Ben

I before E except after W.

Timmy
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Timmy

Spokesperson: Baba Wawa.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Designed by WOFL MAO

Peter
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Peter

Is there something humewous about my fwiend’s name?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I hear Amweica is really nice this time of year. Plus it’s Wabbit season.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Add us on Tweetwe

Marum
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Marum

That’s why the French have croissants.

Because they can’t pronounce bwead woll

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon. As long as European, your kidneys are OK.

Chris
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Chris

“Mawwiage!”

Trixie
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Trixie

I found a rabbit in my fridge.

Me. What are you doing in my fridge

Rabbit. This is a Westinghouse isn’t it?

Me. Yes.

Rabbit. Well. I’m westing.

Trixie
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Trixie

I get the Engrish. It should read Amerwican Bwand.

Gooma
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Gooma

Me : Is it pronounced Hawaii or Havaii?

Haole: It is pronounced Havaii.

Me: Thank you.

Haole: You’re velcome.

GwydionM
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Correcting, Amelican Bland Clothing

Sparky
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Sparky

You wascally wabbit.

Marum
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Marum

I am from the United Weights of Amawrica.

Marum
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Marum

Gottverdammte! Thjat’s impossible to say. Try “Amerwica” instead

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I Thought I Thaw That Hoodie At

Marum
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Marum

A cute little girl goes into a pet shop, and goes up to the counter.

Shop assistant: Can I help you sweetie?

LG. I would like a wittle wabbit misther.

SA. Would you like a pink wabbit, a blue one , or a grey one?

LG. Hands on hips impatiently. Weally misther! I don’t think my pet Python could give a thit!

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum:
And the guy hurrying into the loo, well, he’s a Russian.
And the guy strolling out, he’s a Finnish.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Who awe the wichest Amweicans?
– Wei-cans!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Be vewwy vewwy quiet… I’m hunting webates.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The boss of this section is a nice guy. I think he’s Woman.

Johnny Cache
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Elmer Fudd is spinning in his gwave….

szk
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szk

Because Americans weine

Garst
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All items are authwentic!

Stan
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Stan

Elmer Fudd seal of aproval.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Give it up for Wee Gweenwood everybody!

…I’m pwoud to be an Ameweican ♪♫
Where at weast I know I’m fwee!♪

Peter
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Peter

Hong Kong, since it departed from the Land of Hope and Glowy

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

Fwee Woger!

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