Billy’s first virus…

Billy’s first virus…

posted on 29 Jul 2014 in Computer

I code all my malware on it.

Photo courtesy of Drull.
Keyboard found in Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This is only the lite version for n00b hackers. The Pro 1337 h44x0r version has more keys, and blue LEDs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking dear Keyboard,
Happy Hacking to you!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I own one.
But I’d trade it for a Star Pig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

they have Edward Snowden as their spokesman.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: The bad hacking is experienced. A happy hacking is purchased and this keyboard for the second time.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Also incrude downroad of new hit song!
– Party in the USB by Wiley Virus

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

*Wily.

A virus made my keyboard malfunction.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

#BadComputerUser

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

New smaller size fits nicely in prison cells.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

News Limited will be pleased.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2 has a built-in keystroke monitor with 3.5 km wireless transmission range.
It makes a great gift for your ex.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

HINT: Escape through Windows after use.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

One for each hand.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is why women should have falt tops on their head. So you can type messages on your Twitter account, while they are giving you oral sex.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Keyboard keyboard in the sky,
Keyboard keyboard tell me why,
For I sit in my cell crying salt salt tears,
For my hacking got me twenty years.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC. The government is going to treat Snowden fairly.

They’re going to give him a fair trial, and hang him afterwards.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Happiness is a warm keyboard

trixie
trixie
6 years ago

And see if I can generate enough heat, to melt your frigging keyboards.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Miley Virus.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Happy Hacking 2: The Happy Hacker Goes To Hollywood.

Miff
6 years ago

Happy Hacking is actually a well-respected brand of keyboards.

Jonathan
6 years ago

The most viral infomercial yet!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So easy to use that Huck the hick could hack the heck out of Sasame Hooks Ltd.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

I’m still looking for a Kanji keyboard.
At least 2000 keys…

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
6 years ago

The Happy Hacking Keyboard is well-known enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Not sure if it qualifies as Engrish, but I don’t mean to be a downer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

GweLof
GweLof
6 years ago

But this is a famous keyboard and I’m certain the name is deliberate as it’s made for programmers. I don’t understand why this is funny.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Y’know, lately I haven’t been getting the old rush from infiltrating corporate and government computers. Maybe this keyboard will give me a lift.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

BTW, “hacking” used to mean simply using a computer in a creative and original way. What is now hacking used to be “cracking”.

Enclave
6 years ago

BTW no hacker or an IT professional would ever choose this poor excuse for a keyboard!

underscore
underscore
6 years ago

These keyboards are legendary. I knew about happy hacking keyboards long before I discovered this site. There’s a lot of misunderstanding here. People assume this is some cheap $2 keyboard. It’s actually a high-end keyboards with mechanical key switches. There’s even a fairly long Wikipedia article on Happy Hacking keyboards.

‘Hacking’ is meant with the enthusiast’s definition as ‘tinkering’ rather than anything malevolent.

Randal L. Schwartz
6 years ago

I object. Before “hacking” became a bad thing, it simply meant “being clever” (and applied to many fields of discipline). With the old-school meaning of “hacking” or “hacker”, this keyboard is named perfectly well.

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