Billy’s first virus…

Billy’s first virus…

posted on 29 Jul 2014 in Computer

I code all my malware on it.

Photo courtesy of Drull.
Keyboard found in Japan. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

This is only the lite version for n00b hackers. The Pro 1337 h44x0r version has more keys, and blue LEDs.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking to you,
Happy Hacking dear Keyboard,
Happy Hacking to you!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I own one.
But I’d trade it for a Star Pig.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

they have Edward Snowden as their spokesman.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: The bad hacking is experienced. A happy hacking is purchased and this keyboard for the second time.

iLock
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iLock

Also incrude downroad of new hit song!
– Party in the USB by Wiley Virus

iLock
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iLock

*Wily.

A virus made my keyboard malfunction.

iLock
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iLock

#BadComputerUser

timmy
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timmy

New smaller size fits nicely in prison cells.

algernon
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algernon

News Limited will be pleased.

Chuck
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Chuck

Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2 has a built-in keystroke monitor with 3.5 km wireless transmission range.
It makes a great gift for your ex.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

HINT: Escape through Windows after use.

Sparky
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Sparky

One for each hand.

Marum
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Marum

That is why women should have falt tops on their head. So you can type messages on your Twitter account, while they are giving you oral sex.

Marum
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Marum

Keyboard keyboard in the sky,
Keyboard keyboard tell me why,
For I sit in my cell crying salt salt tears,
For my hacking got me twenty years.

Marum
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Marum

@BFC. The government is going to treat Snowden fairly.

They’re going to give him a fair trial, and hang him afterwards.

GwydionM
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Happiness is a warm keyboard

trixie
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trixie

And see if I can generate enough heat, to melt your frigging keyboards.

Marum
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Marum

Miley Virus.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Happy Hacking 2: The Happy Hacker Goes To Hollywood.

Miff
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Happy Hacking is actually a well-respected brand of keyboards.

Jonathan
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The most viral infomercial yet!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So easy to use that Huck the hick could hack the heck out of Sasame Hooks Ltd.

tadchem
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tadchem

I’m still looking for a Kanji keyboard.
At least 2000 keys…

KBurchfiel
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KBurchfiel

The Happy Hacking Keyboard is well-known enough to have its own Wikipedia page. Not sure if it qualifies as Engrish, but I don’t mean to be a downer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Hacking_Keyboard

GweLof
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GweLof

But this is a famous keyboard and I’m certain the name is deliberate as it’s made for programmers. I don’t understand why this is funny.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Y’know, lately I haven’t been getting the old rush from infiltrating corporate and government computers. Maybe this keyboard will give me a lift.

EffEff
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EffEff

BTW, “hacking” used to mean simply using a computer in a creative and original way. What is now hacking used to be “cracking”.

Enclave
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BTW no hacker or an IT professional would ever choose this poor excuse for a keyboard!

underscore
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underscore

These keyboards are legendary. I knew about happy hacking keyboards long before I discovered this site. There’s a lot of misunderstanding here. People assume this is some cheap $2 keyboard. It’s actually a high-end keyboards with mechanical key switches. There’s even a fairly long Wikipedia article on Happy Hacking keyboards.

‘Hacking’ is meant with the enthusiast’s definition as ‘tinkering’ rather than anything malevolent.

Randal L. Schwartz
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I object. Before “hacking” became a bad thing, it simply meant “being clever” (and applied to many fields of discipline). With the old-school meaning of “hacking” or “hacker”, this keyboard is named perfectly well.

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