Defecate normally please

Defecate normally please

posted on 24 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of Richard Coombes.
Found at a park in Hanoi, Vietnam. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So where can i graze my cattle

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Defecate in a structured way

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

top·sy–tur·vy
1: in utter confusion or disorder
2: with the top or head downward

I am not sure whether I would want to try defecating according to definition 2, even if it were not prohibited.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

To do WHAT in a WHAT way now?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

These are the very best trees our architects could build.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Sounds like a Craig’s List personal ad: In search of open minded person into Topsy-Turvy. Must bring your own cattle.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I Flammable Substances? I am not that HOT, you know!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Thank you Garden, I will be fine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Once upon a time, I defecated hanging from a tree upside-down.

I’ll never forget it.

coffeebot
6 years ago

psssst–it’s all in the toilet paper!

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

If you are riding a motorcycle and a bike at the same time in the garden, no wonder it comes out all “topsy.’turvy”

GwydionM
6 years ago

Damn! I’ll have to make sure my washing clot does not hang out or be camp there.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Am I okay with 2 Flammable Substances ?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Can I stand on my head and fart my shoes off ?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Sorry, I had to wash and bath in the lake after my defecation went topsy-turvy.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

These regulations were obviously written by a humble and self defecating person.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mow that would be something to see.

Having a crap while doing back-flips.

Not a feat to be sniffed at.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Sure you can defecate in the ornamental tank. Just keep your head pointing upwards and don’t bring soap — they’ll think you’re taking a wash.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Look mate. I’m a bike riding explosive cow, who likes to run around stamping on birds. I will also crap wherever I please.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Worrier Princess. They will also turn a blind eye to you gnawing the bark off trees, while you are having sex on the park benches.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

One can not blame the bloke for defecating in a topsy turvy manner.

I filled the toilet bowl with Hydrochloric Acid.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Simple:
Lambda ND = Rho L provided Pi ES is constant.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

@72rd. I was under the tree gnawing on the grass. I can never forgive it.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

“If any body found, intentionally violate any regulation”. Is this a new way to say “Over my dead body!”?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

In other words, don’t talk s*** here.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Schrödinger’s Cattle

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The rule was introduced after the unfortunate incident with the gymnastics team and the bad fish.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Everyone must be strictly abided? Then you must follow my rules!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Trespassers will be violated.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Don’t worry management, my poop is very symmetrical

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

After eating really spicy though, don’t even bother to keep it in as you’ve already broken rule 2.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please use only explosives provided by us. You’ll find them in the gun turrets of the ornamental tanks.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

It seems my homeowners’ association has taken over a homeless camp.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Needless to say, you must absolutely not ignite any flammable explosive defecation.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Posted in one of those art museum projects where all the furniture is bolted to the ceiling.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Defecate in rong tubes provided to ensure defecation comes out right side up.

PORKFAT
PORKFAT
6 years ago

Just defecate normally. like everyone else.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Any body found intentionally will be punished

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