Do you have a brushes teeth?

Do you have a brushes teeth?

posted on 12 Jul 2014 in Chinglish

I just used my sticks chop.

Photo courtesy of Jessica L.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’l have a molar thanks

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

As opposed to nose

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

* WIPES HAND

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Player B picks CLAWS.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

* TIP LEAVES

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Similar to picking your ring.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

7 daySurvival kit:
10. Picks tooth
01. Brush tooth
01. Paste tooth
01. Matches box
07. Beads heat
07. Rations hard Box (4pcs)
20. Clips (5 rounds ea) ammunition 7.62
01. First aid kit.(30pcs)
03. Strips (10ea) water purification tablets
02. Field pack Morphine (Automatic injection retractible)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m Claude Balls, and I approve of this massage.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Didn’t know Bears used toothpicks.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Only after they’ve eaten you. They like “peeps”.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Shovels toothpaste

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

f you eat anything that comes out of Hong Kong waters, you will need more than a toothbrush

ergo

Stomach pumps

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Tooth responsibly

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

I want the tooth, the hole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

When doctors want to influence Parliament, they use a lobbyist.

When dentists wan to influence Parliament they use a toothsayer.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Brushes teeth??

Who wants to paint their teeth?

Wouldn’t it be better to do a bit of scrimshaw on them, instead?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Menu for tooth fairy

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Everybody nose it’s very picky

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It chops the lotion on its stick or else it picks the tooth again

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

When you think about it, tooth picks look a lot like tiny chop sticks. Maybe this is what people in Hong Kong use to feed their babies instead of those little spoons and forks parents use for babies over here. 🙂

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The paper toilet was a complete disaster.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Hello Kane, I want to play a game. When you are a dentist, you picked the gold and silver fillings of people’s teeth and putting them in your safe. Today you will pick your own fillings one by one. Your job is to free the metal strings from your teeth with a drill that will pierce the strings. When the clock expires, all of your teeth will be pulled out by a Lamborghini so fast, that you will feel intense pain and die. You have 14 minutes to decide. Live or Die Kane, make your choice.

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

GM, for when you want Dodgey teeth

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

OUCH . . . where’s my tooth?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Posts caption.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

…And that’s why the indigo maker turned king was called Harald Bluetooth! *Rimshot*

*Dodges tomato*

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Chooses Gold

Drinks Moonshine

Ruuku
Ruuku
6 years ago

more of those darn Russian imported tooth picks.

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