Do you have a brushes teeth?

Do you have a brushes teeth?

posted on 12 Jul 2014 in Chinglish

I just used my sticks chop.

Photo courtesy of Jessica L.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
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algernon

I’l have a molar thanks

algernon
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algernon

As opposed to nose

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

* WIPES HAND

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Player B picks CLAWS.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

* TIP LEAVES

Marum
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Marum

Similar to picking your ring.

Marum
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Marum

7 daySurvival kit:
10. Picks tooth
01. Brush tooth
01. Paste tooth
01. Matches box
07. Beads heat
07. Rations hard Box (4pcs)
20. Clips (5 rounds ea) ammunition 7.62
01. First aid kit.(30pcs)
03. Strips (10ea) water purification tablets
02. Field pack Morphine (Automatic injection retractible)

Marum
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Marum

I’m Claude Balls, and I approve of this massage.

Gooma
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Gooma

Didn’t know Bears used toothpicks.

Gooma
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Gooma

Only after they’ve eaten you. They like “peeps”.

GwydionM
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Shovels toothpaste

Trixie
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Trixie

f you eat anything that comes out of Hong Kong waters, you will need more than a toothbrush

ergo

Stomach pumps

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Tooth responsibly

Trixie
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Trixie

I want the tooth, the hole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Trixie
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Trixie

When doctors want to influence Parliament, they use a lobbyist.

When dentists wan to influence Parliament they use a toothsayer.

Marum
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Marum

Brushes teeth??

Who wants to paint their teeth?

Wouldn’t it be better to do a bit of scrimshaw on them, instead?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Menu for tooth fairy

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Everybody nose it’s very picky

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It chops the lotion on its stick or else it picks the tooth again

Lora
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Lora

When you think about it, tooth picks look a lot like tiny chop sticks. Maybe this is what people in Hong Kong use to feed their babies instead of those little spoons and forks parents use for babies over here. 🙂

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The paper toilet was a complete disaster.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Hello Kane, I want to play a game. When you are a dentist, you picked the gold and silver fillings of people’s teeth and putting them in your safe. Today you will pick your own fillings one by one. Your job is to free the metal strings from your teeth with a drill that will pierce the strings. When the clock expires, all of your teeth will be pulled out by a Lamborghini so fast, that you will feel intense pain and die. You have 14 minutes to decide. Live or Die Kane, make your choice.

Jox
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Jox

GM, for when you want Dodgey teeth

Peter
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Peter

OUCH . . . where’s my tooth?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Posts caption.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

…And that’s why the indigo maker turned king was called Harald Bluetooth! *Rimshot*

*Dodges tomato*

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Chooses Gold

Drinks Moonshine

Ruuku
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Ruuku

more of those darn Russian imported tooth picks.

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