Having doubts about the drugs that pharmacist gave me…
Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
T-shirt found in Hiroshima, Japan.
You are in luck. I’m pretty sure that position is still open.
I’m a little snorter
Be a pig
You to antidepressant section of drug store, and happy feelings surely is possible to do!
Unleash your Inner Pig! Over-eat and be offensive!
Unfortunately, everything you’ll become is spam! Spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, perhaps some sausages but mostly spam, spam, spam, spam, spam …
Steps in becoming the star pig of drug store’s:
1. Get turned into bacon
2. Have somebody overeat themselves on your bacon
3. Have that person buy record amounts of antacids at drug store
Great – I’m into sex, drug store’s and pigs!
A lady walked into the drug store with her dog. The pharmacist said “You can’t bring that pig in here”. The lady replied ” That’s not a pig, it’s a dog” The pharmacist replied “I was talking to the dog”.
After retiring from the Star Trek series, Star Pig becomes the mascot of the Pharmaceutical industry.
This is where Star-Bellied Sneeches get their bacon.
If you can see this – It’s too late.
This bloke is lying drunk in the gutte,r with a pig beside him.
Two women walk by. One looks down her nose at the sight and snorts to her friend: “The company these animals keep, when they are drunk!”
So. The pig gets up and slowly walks away.
Eat like a sumo wrestler, get sponsored by a drugstore and try out for ‘The Voice: Japan’
Actually. She looked quite pretty when we went to bed.
Sue E. has realized her life calling.
The fun of living on acerage.
I was in the workshop using my lathe, when I heard this strange noise. I looked down and there is this little very young pig beside me. Without thinking, I grabbed the 1.5lb engineer’s hammer sitting on the lathe’s gearbox, and with a full swing, terminating at the back of the pig’s head, despatched it. I then cleaned and cut it up and put it in the freezer.
An hour later I was back operating the lathe, when this little kid came in and asked: “Excuse me mister, have you seen my pet pig. 😳
@Marum : Was there room in the freezer for him too?
I remember the sixties
It looks like he’s been sampling his own product.
Doesn’t everyone want happy feeling drugs?
The pig got up and slowly walked away…
When it comes to star pigs, I’ll take Porky, Wilbur, and Miss Piggy, thank you very much!
If the pig is in the drug store because it has laryngitis and can’t speak, does that make the pig disgruntled?
And if the pig finds medicine that brings back its voice, does that make the pig a cured ham?
One pill makes you larger,
And one pill makes you the star pig of drug store’s.
But the ones that Mother gives you
Give you delusions of adequacy.
You ate the whole bag of magic mushrooms? You pig!
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Drug store’s made you what you are.
Drugs have got you oh, so high
You shining pig up in the sky.
Any one else notice the track marks on the guy’s arm?
@Lora: Don’t forget Arnold Ziffel!
@tadchem. I liked Abdul the Bubul Emeer best.,
Pigs iiin Spaaaace!
Order your Crack Bacon today! You made the happy drug! Good food taste!
Look, Mr. Manson, all I want is my Norvasc and this bottle of Tylenol. And stop muttering, “Paul is dead.”
Stop drinking my cough syrup, you pig!