For all your horny needs

For the turgidly minded

Not KY then

Some body please uncare me

What about FOR MIND?

Um… OK, so where does one insert this thing?

I’m Horny Sapiens and I deny this cleaner

After using this product you won’t give a f**k.

I DON’T care.

Just some lotion for some motion.

But take care where you stick it

For those Orelly men

Active ingredient: etartic lifanedlis 😉

Is this like Drano?

Of all the horny care products on the shelf, this is the horniest !

So this is the countermeasure the excessive use of all those “remove horniness” products so in nowadays…

Only the most disinterested care for me, please.

Don’t tell my wife about this stuff!

Made from a combination of ex-lax and oysters.

Batteries not included.

I need a tube of this and a bottle of Herbal Essences.