For that extra hairy bread

For that extra hairy bread

posted on 11 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of L.C.
“Gatsby” shaving gel found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They warned us that too much wanking would give us hairy palms! I didn’t expect a product designed to deal with the problem, though.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The bread is a rye!!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Goes better on toast

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

On the other hand you could shave with a loaf

coffeebot
6 years ago

my soul patch is 12 grain

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Is this the shaving method where you put your head between two buns and stick it in a lion’s mouth?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I need some of this. My buns are getting too hairy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

After using this, your Bread Pitt will never be the same

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you don’t rinse off the gel your bread will get crusty.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Never ever buy your bread, where everyone has full beards.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Never needed to shave my hands.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

At my age you don’t need to wait a little while for your bread to soften more.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Just use an electric razor and you won’t knead gel.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Don’t use too much gel or shaved girls will slip off your face. 😛

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Whatever you do while shaving – Don’t cut off “the man in the boat”.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The gel tastes like strawberry flavor on my bread. Yummy!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. No it was the Crocodile Trainer.

He trained crocodiles to jump rough burning hoops and all sorts of things. For his pes de resistance, he put his penis in the crocodile’s mouth and hit it over the head with a beer bottle.

“There!” he exclaimed. “Would anyone like to try that?”

An old lady in the audience piped up. ‘I’ll give it a go love. If you promise not t hit me with a beer bottle.’

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Q. Why did the man work as a baker?

A. Because he needed da dough.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

One of the “hausbois” in PNG drank the Boss’s aftershave to get plastered.
I’ll bet he felt like hair was growing inside his stomach, when he woke up

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see the Engrish. It should be Fairy Bread, not Hairy Bread.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Next tip – how to butter your beard

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I would shave my beard, but I’ve grown attached to it.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I was just reading the Italian version of Rapunzel. She let down her beard.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Sparky. One of the Graphic Artists did a cartoon of that. Guess which hair she let down?

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Endorsed by Powdered Toast Man.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

It spreads the gel on its palm or it gets the hose again.

RT
RT
6 years ago

shaving tips by pillsbury doughboy WOOHOO!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

But don’t women like whole bread? Why should I shave?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

The shaving bread knows.

Gibbon
Gibbon
6 years ago

If the content gets low, most companies would rather you just throw the rest away and buy another.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

@ Marum. That would be anything from the eyebrows down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Every time I want to make some bread, things get quite a bit hairy

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Girette shaving cleam for your lazor.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

But if you wait too long after spreading out the gel,
your whiskeys will harden more, making shaving more difficult.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

If you shake more then 3 times, your just playing with it.

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