For that extra hairy bread

For that extra hairy bread

posted on 11 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Photo courtesy of L.C.
“Gatsby” shaving gel found in Japan. 

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They warned us that too much wanking would give us hairy palms! I didn’t expect a product designed to deal with the problem, though.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The bread is a rye!!

algernon
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algernon

Goes better on toast

algernon
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algernon

On the other hand you could shave with a loaf

coffeebot
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my soul patch is 12 grain

DrLex
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DrLex

Is this the shaving method where you put your head between two buns and stick it in a lion’s mouth?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I need some of this. My buns are getting too hairy.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

After using this, your Bread Pitt will never be the same

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you don’t rinse off the gel your bread will get crusty.

Marum
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Marum

Never ever buy your bread, where everyone has full beards.

Marum
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Marum

Never needed to shave my hands.

timmy
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timmy

At my age you don’t need to wait a little while for your bread to soften more.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Just use an electric razor and you won’t knead gel.

Trixie
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Trixie

Don’t use too much gel or shaved girls will slip off your face. 😛

Trixie
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Trixie

Whatever you do while shaving – Don’t cut off “the man in the boat”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The gel tastes like strawberry flavor on my bread. Yummy!

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex. No it was the Crocodile Trainer.

He trained crocodiles to jump rough burning hoops and all sorts of things. For his pes de resistance, he put his penis in the crocodile’s mouth and hit it over the head with a beer bottle.

“There!” he exclaimed. “Would anyone like to try that?”

An old lady in the audience piped up. ‘I’ll give it a go love. If you promise not t hit me with a beer bottle.’

Gooma
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Gooma

Q. Why did the man work as a baker?

A. Because he needed da dough.

Gooma
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Gooma

One of the “hausbois” in PNG drank the Boss’s aftershave to get plastered.
I’ll bet he felt like hair was growing inside his stomach, when he woke up

Marum
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Marum

I see the Engrish. It should be Fairy Bread, not Hairy Bread.

GwydionM
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Next tip – how to butter your beard

Sparky
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Sparky

I would shave my beard, but I’ve grown attached to it.

Sparky
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Sparky

I was just reading the Italian version of Rapunzel. She let down her beard.

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky. One of the Graphic Artists did a cartoon of that. Guess which hair she let down?

Classic Steve
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Endorsed by Powdered Toast Man.

Biff the Understudy
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It spreads the gel on its palm or it gets the hose again.

RT
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RT

shaving tips by pillsbury doughboy WOOHOO!

pasdrole
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pasdrole

But don’t women like whole bread? Why should I shave?

Chuck
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Chuck

The shaving bread knows.

Gibbon
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Gibbon

If the content gets low, most companies would rather you just throw the rest away and buy another.

Sparky
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Sparky

@ Marum. That would be anything from the eyebrows down.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Every time I want to make some bread, things get quite a bit hairy

tadchem
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tadchem

Girette shaving cleam for your lazor.

Peter
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Peter

But if you wait too long after spreading out the gel,
your whiskeys will harden more, making shaving more difficult.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

If you shake more then 3 times, your just playing with it.

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