Glue

Keeps them high though

There are better bonds

1. Apply a small quantity of glue on each family member
2. Press hard
3. Wait for approx. 5 years

good for nostrils thought

Because they want coke, of course

There are some great medical adhesives these days that are much better at keeping people together..

try bonding over Bondo

Better than sniffing crack.

My family used to sniff glue but now we’re on a new program to kick our addiction and we’re gonna stick with it.

I have to ask… Where’s the Engrish? I’m sure the t-shirt says exactly what the designer intended, including the mildly humorous twist.
Except for the missing apostrophe, maybe.

Neither will smoking, drinking, or methamphetamines. Try watching old Leslie Nielsen movies together.

Yeah…there’s no Engrish here at all. I’ve seen this slogan elsewhere. It is a play on “sticking together like glue” and such, it is anti-drug, and it says exactly what was intended. This post really should be taken off the site; it does not belong on Engrish.com.

Verily it is written: The family which sniffs together, sticks together.

I would put it this way:

‘FAMILIES WANT TO KEEP SNIFFING GLUE TOGETHER’

She has a nice ar$e.

@jjhitt. Whose? Hers should be pretty good.

Seconds. :D:

@Droll Not Troll & Stopchicks: Okay, it’s not exactly “engrish,” but it is funny.

@Chris. They probably stuffed up a quote like:

“Togetherness, is the glue of family life.”
or similar.
Depends on your imagination.

There once was a man from Dac To,
Who painted his penis with glue,
His lover roared; F—!
We are irretrievably stuck,
And I that was something that only dogs do.

Sniffing glue from a single tube might well make you better attached

When I was very young, I tried to sniff glue with my girlfriend.

We still stick together.

Now that’s what I call a sticky situation! *dodges tomato*

Now I wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna divorce from you
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids wanna Leave Home too.

Unless they all do, that is

What if it’s family glue?

To be honest, I don’t recall sniffing glue to keep my family together, but after all these years of sniffing glue, keeping the family together isn’t a high priority.

That’s a job for Duct Tape and zip ties.

Sniffing families wont keep glue together.

Even glue wont keep glue together.
You need paper or something like that, the right harmony.

FYI – Sniffing glue with solvents is a very common and cheap kind of drug among poor people. I don’t think why this should be funny

See the photo on top http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intoxicative_inhalant

Agree with Droll not Troll and Stopchick that this is not Engrish – the slogan says exactly what the designer means to convey, which in my opinion is amusing, but not unintentionally so.

Get a sniffing dog.

FYI – In some poor countries, glue with solvent is used as a cheap drug.
It ain’t funny at all …

See the first photo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intoxicative_inhalant

Dad: Sorry son, we can’t sniff the glue any longer now.
Son: But dad! We thought we were supposed to be together!
Dad: You know the thing, so get out! We can’t be together anymore with a tight situation at risk.

What if it’s white glue? Could that be family friendly?

Super glue should do the trick, if applied properly.

Thank you, Ann Landers.

I’m not stuck on you!