Glue

Glue

posted on 13 Jul 2014 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of Matthew Underwood.
Shirt found in Vietnam.  

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algernon
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algernon

Keeps them high though

algernon
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algernon

There are better bonds

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

1. Apply a small quantity of glue on each family member
2. Press hard
3. Wait for approx. 5 years

Mark
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Mark

good for nostrils thought

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Because they want coke, of course

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There are some great medical adhesives these days that are much better at keeping people together..

Jox
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Jox

try bonding over Bondo

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Better than sniffing crack.

Sparky
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Sparky

My family used to sniff glue but now we’re on a new program to kick our addiction and we’re gonna stick with it.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I have to ask… Where’s the Engrish? I’m sure the t-shirt says exactly what the designer intended, including the mildly humorous twist.
Except for the missing apostrophe, maybe.

Ben
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Ben

Neither will smoking, drinking, or methamphetamines. Try watching old Leslie Nielsen movies together.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Yeah…there’s no Engrish here at all. I’ve seen this slogan elsewhere. It is a play on “sticking together like glue” and such, it is anti-drug, and it says exactly what was intended. This post really should be taken off the site; it does not belong on Engrish.com.

Marum
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Marum

Verily it is written: The family which sniffs together, sticks together.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I would put it this way:

‘FAMILIES WANT TO KEEP SNIFFING GLUE TOGETHER’

Marum
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Marum

She has a nice ar$e.

Marum
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Marum

@jjhitt. Whose? Hers should be pretty good.

Gooma
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Gooma

Seconds. :D:

Chris
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Chris

@Droll Not Troll & Stopchicks: Okay, it’s not exactly “engrish,” but it is funny.

Gooma
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Gooma

@Chris. They probably stuffed up a quote like:

“Togetherness, is the glue of family life.”
or similar.
Depends on your imagination.

Gooma
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Gooma

There once was a man from Dac To,
Who painted his penis with glue,
His lover roared; F—!
We are irretrievably stuck,
And I that was something that only dogs do.

GwydionM
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Sniffing glue from a single tube might well make you better attached

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

When I was very young, I tried to sniff glue with my girlfriend.

We still stick together.

Lora
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Lora

Now that’s what I call a sticky situation! *dodges tomato*

combat_rock
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combat_rock

Now I wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna divorce from you
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All the kids wanna Leave Home too.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Unless they all do, that is

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

What if it’s family glue?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

To be honest, I don’t recall sniffing glue to keep my family together, but after all these years of sniffing glue, keeping the family together isn’t a high priority.

tadchem
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tadchem

That’s a job for Duct Tape and zip ties.

iLock
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iLock

Sniffing families wont keep glue together.

Even glue wont keep glue together.
You need paper or something like that, the right harmony.

booterr
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booterr

FYI – Sniffing glue with solvents is a very common and cheap kind of drug among poor people. I don’t think why this should be funny

See the photo on top http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intoxicative_inhalant

Hei Fei
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Hei Fei

Agree with Droll not Troll and Stopchick that this is not Engrish – the slogan says exactly what the designer means to convey, which in my opinion is amusing, but not unintentionally so.

Peter
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Peter

Get a sniffing dog.

booterr
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booterr

FYI – In some poor countries, glue with solvent is used as a cheap drug.
It ain’t funny at all …

See the first photo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intoxicative_inhalant

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Dad: Sorry son, we can’t sniff the glue any longer now.
Son: But dad! We thought we were supposed to be together!
Dad: You know the thing, so get out! We can’t be together anymore with a tight situation at risk.

EffEff
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EffEff

What if it’s white glue? Could that be family friendly?

Brew Swillis
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Brew Swillis

Super glue should do the trick, if applied properly.

Robert C
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Robert C

Thank you, Ann Landers.

Joe Guzman
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Joe Guzman

I’m not stuck on you!

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