How to refreshing

How to refreshing

posted on 31 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Tired of all of those animal-based bath salts?

Photo courtesy of Greg.
Found in cosmetics shop in Sapporo, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

But not of Fukushima

algernon
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algernon

But make have traces of minerals

timmy
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Disclaimer: You may have the desire to kill people after consumption.

DrLex
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DrLex

Don’t forget check out our other products endorsed by Captain Obvious.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s free of animal ingredients but it has lots of sharp metallic objects

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: May include traces of excrements, of course

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes, of course

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

A certain homeless man in Florida may disagree with that.

Marum
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Marum

I hope so. I don’t need a bath full of weasel crap.

Chuck
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Chuck

@Marum: Agreed. I get enough of that in my coffee !

Marum
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Marum

Contains salts of Sodium. May spontaneously explode, without warning

Chuck
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Chuck

“…completely free of animal ingredients.”

Unlike the Chinese version, which is tiger bone salts.

Marum
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Marum

For a completely surreal experience, fill bath with Acetone Peroxide.

Sparky
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Sparky

The old salty dog is officially out of a job.

Lora
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Lora

…However, about 50 marigold flowers were brutally killed to make this product.

Mike
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Mike

But more importantly, is it gruten free?

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

No animals were harmed or humiliated in the making of this product. Except for that slacker weasel we threw into the pot.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

That’s a relief! All the piranhas in the last bath salts I used were a real downer!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 6:23 am: That’s a cat-alyst, mate. Beware of animal products!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT I was thinking of Sodium Azide. (NaN3. The gas forming agent which blows out and inflates your car’s air-bags

Marum
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Marum

Sori. C9H18 O6 TCAP. Yeah. An acid catalyst. Which is a cat on LSD.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Is this a big problem in Japan … animal bits in your bath?

EffEff
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EffEff

Bits of Krokodil?

Nyanko
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Nyanko

Uhh, this isn’t Engrish at all. There are animal-derived ingredients in loads of bathroom products. Your shampoo or bodywash very likely contains glycerin (potentially from animal fat), lanolin (from sheep’s wool), urea (potentially from urine), beeswax or a number of other animal ingedients. Glycerin in particular is very likely to be in bath salts and could be animal or plant-derived, but there’s no way to know unless the company says. Clearly this is just a perfectly well-written vegan product.

argondo
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You would be surprised how many things especially soaps that is made of animal related products……

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