How to refreshing

How to refreshing

posted on 31 Jul 2014 in Toiletries

Tired of all of those animal-based bath salts?

Photo courtesy of Greg.
Found in cosmetics shop in Sapporo, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But not of Fukushima

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But make have traces of minerals

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Disclaimer: You may have the desire to kill people after consumption.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Don’t forget check out our other products endorsed by Captain Obvious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

It’s free of animal ingredients but it has lots of sharp metallic objects

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: May include traces of excrements, of course

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Yes, of course

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

A certain homeless man in Florida may disagree with that.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I hope so. I don’t need a bath full of weasel crap.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum: Agreed. I get enough of that in my coffee !

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Contains salts of Sodium. May spontaneously explode, without warning

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

“…completely free of animal ingredients.”

Unlike the Chinese version, which is tiger bone salts.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

For a completely surreal experience, fill bath with Acetone Peroxide.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The old salty dog is officially out of a job.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

…However, about 50 marigold flowers were brutally killed to make this product.

Mike
Mike
6 years ago

But more importantly, is it gruten free?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

No animals were harmed or humiliated in the making of this product. Except for that slacker weasel we threw into the pot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s a relief! All the piranhas in the last bath salts I used were a real downer!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 6:23 am: That’s a cat-alyst, mate. Beware of animal products!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT I was thinking of Sodium Azide. (NaN3. The gas forming agent which blows out and inflates your car’s air-bags

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sori. C9H18 O6 TCAP. Yeah. An acid catalyst. Which is a cat on LSD.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Is this a big problem in Japan … animal bits in your bath?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Bits of Krokodil?

Nyanko
Nyanko
6 years ago

Uhh, this isn’t Engrish at all. There are animal-derived ingredients in loads of bathroom products. Your shampoo or bodywash very likely contains glycerin (potentially from animal fat), lanolin (from sheep’s wool), urea (potentially from urine), beeswax or a number of other animal ingedients. Glycerin in particular is very likely to be in bath salts and could be animal or plant-derived, but there’s no way to know unless the company says. Clearly this is just a perfectly well-written vegan product.

argondo
argondo
6 years ago

You would be surprised how many things especially soaps that is made of animal related products……

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