I’ll have the number one

I’ll have the number one

posted on 8 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Soup of the day is pee soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– A group of hot fleshy chicks. To grope, please.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Group flesh, aka soylent green.

algernon
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algernon

Just what you need for Ramadan

algernon
Guest
algernon

This yoghurt smells a little

iLock
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iLock

I’m guessing the chick and fleshy comes with a nice Fatush?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

Suffering from box garlic? Try treating it with yoghurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, I can’t empty my urine bowel …
– Come on. Buttocks up!

GwydionM
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Is this actually a restaurant? If not, let’s have a peak at the chick and fleshy.

(But I wonder who likes the paper grape?)

DrLex
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DrLex

Also try our cardboard bananas. They go well with the paper grapes.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Is this is a restaurant or a brothel ?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s called ‘Restaurant at the End of the Hallway, Second Door on the Left’

Sparky
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Sparky

The Lebanese to English translator is the funniest yet. It only has 15 words and uses them with a randomizer.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Box Chick has a real mean left upper-cut.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Urine is more valued than yogurt.
I can understand that.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Fatush is the path to the dark side. Fatush leads to Kbah. Kbah leads to mutabel. Mutalbel leads to Sampusek” — Yogurt

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’m sorry, you can’t order the paper grape. We’re out of toner.

SJT
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SJT

I believe this menu is from Lebanon, both from the items featured, and the currency amounts.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

One Flashy Hot Chick to go please!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Urination is made at here!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

“How much for the women? How much for the fleshy chick?”

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I wonder if they have any Grey Poupon.

Marum
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Marum

For the Group Sampusek – I want to be in the middle not at one end or the other.

Marum
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Marum

Q. Do you know what the people at each end of the Group Sampusek were yelling?

A. FORM A CIRCLE!

Trixie
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Trixie

There is nothing like a Group Grope in the Turkish Bath. I was tickled pink.

Trixie
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Trixie

GOD! If you drank a kilogram of Yoghurt, you would be running at both ends.

Marum
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Marum

Verily it is written: He/she who comes first, in the Group Aryis Kuftah, is doomed to The Death of a Thousand Pricks.

Gooma
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Gooma

I’ll just stick to Kibbeh Neyeh and Felafel thanks.

Lora
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Lora

The box chick looks cute with its little red gloves and trunks, but I heard it’s been known to hit customers below the belt after eating it.

Stan
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Stan

Not only the hookers sells the golden shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Excuse me, where can I find men’s restaurant?

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

Whatever your Fatush may be, we’ve got something for you.

Peter
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Peter

Arabian Knightmares

EffEff
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EffEff

Now I just have to hear “Yep-Roc Heresey” by Slim Gaillard.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

A group flesh with a generous toss of salad, please.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Don’t ask for a recommendation… They’ll always tell you how much R. Kelly loves the place.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Congratulations, Lebanon! Urination!

Mark
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Mark

I’ll have #13 thanks

Ruuku
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Ruuku

id assume they accept groupons…

Spades Slick
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Spades Slick

potato hot, pass it round potato hot, pass it round potato hot, pass it round get rid of the potato hot

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