I’ll have the number one

I’ll have the number one

posted on 8 Jul 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Soup of the day is pee soup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A group of hot fleshy chicks. To grope, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Group flesh, aka soylent green.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just what you need for Ramadan

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

This yoghurt smells a little

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I’m guessing the chick and fleshy comes with a nice Fatush?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Suffering from box garlic? Try treating it with yoghurt.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, I can’t empty my urine bowel …
– Come on. Buttocks up!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Is this actually a restaurant? If not, let’s have a peak at the chick and fleshy.

(But I wonder who likes the paper grape?)

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also try our cardboard bananas. They go well with the paper grapes.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Is this is a restaurant or a brothel ?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It’s called ‘Restaurant at the End of the Hallway, Second Door on the Left’

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

The Lebanese to English translator is the funniest yet. It only has 15 words and uses them with a randomizer.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Box Chick has a real mean left upper-cut.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Urine is more valued than yogurt.
I can understand that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Fatush is the path to the dark side. Fatush leads to Kbah. Kbah leads to mutabel. Mutalbel leads to Sampusek” — Yogurt

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m sorry, you can’t order the paper grape. We’re out of toner.

SJT
SJT
6 years ago

I believe this menu is from Lebanon, both from the items featured, and the currency amounts.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

One Flashy Hot Chick to go please!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Urination is made at here!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

“How much for the women? How much for the fleshy chick?”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I wonder if they have any Grey Poupon.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

For the Group Sampusek – I want to be in the middle not at one end or the other.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. Do you know what the people at each end of the Group Sampusek were yelling?

A. FORM A CIRCLE!

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

There is nothing like a Group Grope in the Turkish Bath. I was tickled pink.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

GOD! If you drank a kilogram of Yoghurt, you would be running at both ends.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Verily it is written: He/she who comes first, in the Group Aryis Kuftah, is doomed to The Death of a Thousand Pricks.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I’ll just stick to Kibbeh Neyeh and Felafel thanks.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The box chick looks cute with its little red gloves and trunks, but I heard it’s been known to hit customers below the belt after eating it.

Stan
Stan
6 years ago

Not only the hookers sells the golden shower.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, where can I find men’s restaurant?

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Whatever your Fatush may be, we’ve got something for you.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Arabian Knightmares

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Now I just have to hear “Yep-Roc Heresey” by Slim Gaillard.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

A group flesh with a generous toss of salad, please.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Don’t ask for a recommendation… They’ll always tell you how much R. Kelly loves the place.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Congratulations, Lebanon! Urination!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

I’ll have #13 thanks

Ruuku
Ruuku
5 years ago

id assume they accept groupons…

Spades Slick
Spades Slick
5 years ago

potato hot, pass it round potato hot, pass it round potato hot, pass it round get rid of the potato hot

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