I’m hungry for dainty

I’m hungry for dainty

posted on 14 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Is the verisimilitude included in the meal?

Photo courtesy of Chelsea R.
Menu found at a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The chef makes a nice wicker basket

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

Sup

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Dainty, handcraft and healthiness. I’d be happy with a meal

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– What’sup?
– Bite me!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Darling, if you do not eat your daintiness, you will not get a handcrafted dessert.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The hotel … out full vegetarian meal. Are we about to learn that vegetarian meal is gay??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I’m sure they use only genuine verisimilitude.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This meal has visualization verisimilitude with a beefsteak, but in reality it is just a piece of painted wood, handcrafted by the chef.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Visualize World Daintiness.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Be Green. Bite.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
– Coming soon, Sir. In two days and 23 hours.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

– Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
– We’re visualizing it now.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Please don’t eat the dainties.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I usually say Sup first, but this sign forgot xD

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Sup daintiness! You lookin’ fine AND you got a healthiness glow,
are you a vegetarian?
You givin’ me some visualizations girl mmm!
I bet you taste as purity like angel huh?!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

2 days of visualization and planning.
1 day of cooking.
The breaks we take only benefit the creative culinary experience
for everyone in the end.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I see a meal!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Three days for vegetables? Usually you only need to call ahead 24 hrs for Peking Duck.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

OK, I’ll bite. I’ll have the verisimilitude with the daintiness on the side.

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

Visualize whirled peas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I ate too much healthiness. Now I feel sick.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Sounds like they studied in the Australian School of Politicalspeak.

Never use one word, when you can use ten meaningless ones instead.

Monday ABC Radio national; Reporter; How do you feel about Clive Palmer going forward?
(possible answer: About the opposite to how I feel about him going backward)

Would someone tell me what the last two words are meant to mean.

Possibilities:
1. In the future.
2. Going anywhere.
3. Possibly achieving anything.
4. Achieving some progress at anything.
x. Yours?

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Algernon: Did you say; “The Chef is a wicked basket?”

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Versimilitude?

1. The above statement is not true.

2. Every second thing I say is a lie.

3. Everything I say is true..

.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a verisimilitude in my sup!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For this kind of visualization, I think I’ll order an Apple with at least 5 tera bites.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Translation: Knowing this stuff is trendy right now, we make this vegetarian stuff so that it looks like real food and tastes OK. We make this stuff by hand and we serve homosexuals and health nuts. Make a reservation, because we’re busy.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Green bite? Sounds like an early symptom of turning into a zombie.

GwydionM
6 years ago

How to “out” a vegetarian

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Daintiness is the way to healthiness

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

How ’bout some Dainty Moore Vegatarian Beef Stew?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Argh . . . save that verisimilitude for yourself.
Just serve me some rice vermicelli.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

What’s up? Catsup!

Myself
Myself
4 years ago

If you think we can eat daintiness and healthiness, I’m sorry but you’re wrong.

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