I’m hungry for dainty

I’m hungry for dainty

posted on 14 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Is the verisimilitude included in the meal?

Photo courtesy of Chelsea R.
Menu found at a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

The chef makes a nice wicker basket

Jox
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Jox

Sup

algernon
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algernon

Dainty, handcraft and healthiness. I’d be happy with a meal

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What’sup?
– Bite me!

DrLex
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DrLex

Darling, if you do not eat your daintiness, you will not get a handcrafted dessert.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The hotel … out full vegetarian meal. Are we about to learn that vegetarian meal is gay??

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m sure they use only genuine verisimilitude.

DrLex
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DrLex

This meal has visualization verisimilitude with a beefsteak, but in reality it is just a piece of painted wood, handcrafted by the chef.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Visualize World Daintiness.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Be Green. Bite.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
– Coming soon, Sir. In two days and 23 hours.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

– Waiter, where’s my vegetarian meal?
– We’re visualizing it now.

JimS
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JimS

Please don’t eat the dainties.

iLock
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iLock

I usually say Sup first, but this sign forgot xD

iLock
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iLock

Sup daintiness! You lookin’ fine AND you got a healthiness glow,
are you a vegetarian?
You givin’ me some visualizations girl mmm!
I bet you taste as purity like angel huh?!

iLock
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iLock

2 days of visualization and planning.
1 day of cooking.
The breaks we take only benefit the creative culinary experience
for everyone in the end.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see a meal!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Three days for vegetables? Usually you only need to call ahead 24 hrs for Peking Duck.

Sparky
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Sparky

OK, I’ll bite. I’ll have the verisimilitude with the daintiness on the side.

Timmy
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Timmy

Visualize whirled peas.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I ate too much healthiness. Now I feel sick.

Gooma
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Gooma

Sounds like they studied in the Australian School of Politicalspeak.

Never use one word, when you can use ten meaningless ones instead.

Monday ABC Radio national; Reporter; How do you feel about Clive Palmer going forward?
(possible answer: About the opposite to how I feel about him going backward)

Would someone tell me what the last two words are meant to mean.

Possibilities:
1. In the future.
2. Going anywhere.
3. Possibly achieving anything.
4. Achieving some progress at anything.
x. Yours?

Gooma
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Gooma

@Algernon: Did you say; “The Chef is a wicked basket?”

Gooma
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Gooma

Versimilitude?

1. The above statement is not true.

2. Every second thing I say is a lie.

3. Everything I say is true..

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! There’s a verisimilitude in my sup!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

For this kind of visualization, I think I’ll order an Apple with at least 5 tera bites.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Translation: Knowing this stuff is trendy right now, we make this vegetarian stuff so that it looks like real food and tastes OK. We make this stuff by hand and we serve homosexuals and health nuts. Make a reservation, because we’re busy.

Lora
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Lora

Green bite? Sounds like an early symptom of turning into a zombie.

GwydionM
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How to “out” a vegetarian

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Daintiness is the way to healthiness

Silly Uncle Willy
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How ’bout some Dainty Moore Vegatarian Beef Stew?

Peter
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Peter

Argh . . . save that verisimilitude for yourself.
Just serve me some rice vermicelli.

EffEff
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EffEff

What’s up? Catsup!

Myself
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Myself

If you think we can eat daintiness and healthiness, I’m sorry but you’re wrong.

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