Please check pockets for children

Please check pockets for children

posted on 15 Jul 2014 in Clothing

Do not iron children under 12

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Remove child, fall clothes into water carefully

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Of course you can’t wash your child inside-out

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s OK, she’s a cousin once removed.

iLock
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iLock

Also do not feed child washing powder.

iLock
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iLock

Putting children in the washing machine wont keep families together.
If anything it will do the opposite.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Klien Child — No matter how many times you turn the shirt inside out, the child is still inside it.

Sparky
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Sparky

Remove child unless her name is Polly Ester,

jjhitt
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jjhitt

No Triangles — You could put someone’s eye out.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommeeeeeeeeee…..!!
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(sound of washing machine)

coffeebot
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Leave child in while drying to retain shape.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– WASH SEPARATELY
– OR, AT LEAST DO NOT MIX WHITE, BLACK AND YELLOW

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You don’t want to be picking heir out of the lint filter.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– I’m sorry, sweetie, but this time you’ll have to take a shower.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The demographic must be the same parents who leave their kids in a locked car with the widows rolled up in summer.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Honey, I shrunk the kid!

Gooma
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Gooma

@DnT Better than Woody Allen. (Hey honey I f====d the kids)

GwydionM
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Remove child inside the outside. Then put outside (BUT NOT CHILD) inside the inside to make it fit to be outside again.

Marum
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Marum

Thanks for that.

I now know what I have been doing wrong all these years..

tadchem
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tadchem

The girls, Polly and Esther, love to play in the wash tub.

Peter
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Peter

Easy job. But wait a minute . . . I need a child remover!

Lora
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Lora

So it’s not a “wash and wear” shirt, then?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

How can I wash my children if I remove them?!

szk
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szk

Because for some reason, that isn’t obvious

Stan
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Stan

I need to give this to my sister. Once she refueld the van with gasoline, completely forgotten that was a petroleum van. I’m very frighten than she put my nephew on the washing machine.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s a child abusive garment

EffEff
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EffEff

@DnT: Honey, I shrunk the Master!
(classic Doctor Who reference there)

Anomoly
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The child will dry with the washing. Whats the need to remove it before washing?

iLock
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iLock

Don’t be wild
Remove child
Detergent mild

iLock
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iLock

♫ My polyester girl, so shiny ♫

iLock
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iLock

Napisan – Sans nappy wearer

Aglika Markova
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Aglika Markova

So, what’s wrong with having a clean child?

sirpaulfan
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sirpaulfan

In fact, good idea is remove all people from clothes before washing in suds machine.

Oocca
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I thought EVERYONE just threw children in random household machines, but okay.

coffeebot
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Jimmy, is that a real tattoo?

Naw, it’s just an iron-on.

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