Do not iron children under 12
Photo courtesy of D.S.
Remove child, fall clothes into water carefully
Of course you can’t wash your child inside-out
It’s OK, she’s a cousin once removed.
Also do not feed child washing powder.
Putting children in the washing machine wont keep families together.
If anything it will do the opposite.
Klien Child — No matter how many times you turn the shirt inside out, the child is still inside it.
Remove child unless her name is Polly Ester,
No Triangles — You could put someone’s eye out.
(sound of washing machine)
Leave child in while drying to retain shape.
– WASH SEPARATELY
– OR, AT LEAST DO NOT MIX WHITE, BLACK AND YELLOW
You don’t want to be picking heir out of the lint filter.
– I’m sorry, sweetie, but this time you’ll have to take a shower.
The demographic must be the same parents who leave their kids in a locked car with the widows rolled up in summer.
Honey, I shrunk the kid!
@DnT Better than Woody Allen. (Hey honey I f====d the kids)
Remove child inside the outside. Then put outside (BUT NOT CHILD) inside the inside to make it fit to be outside again.
Thanks for that.
I now know what I have been doing wrong all these years..
The girls, Polly and Esther, love to play in the wash tub.
Easy job. But wait a minute . . . I need a child remover!
So it’s not a “wash and wear” shirt, then?
How can I wash my children if I remove them?!
Because for some reason, that isn’t obvious
I need to give this to my sister. Once she refueld the van with gasoline, completely forgotten that was a petroleum van. I’m very frighten than she put my nephew on the washing machine.
That’s a child abusive garment
@DnT: Honey, I shrunk the Master!
(classic Doctor Who reference there)
The child will dry with the washing. Whats the need to remove it before washing?
Don’t be wild
♫ My polyester girl, so shiny ♫
Napisan – Sans nappy wearer
So, what’s wrong with having a clean child?
In fact, good idea is remove all people from clothes before washing in suds machine.
I thought EVERYONE just threw children in random household machines, but okay.
Jimmy, is that a real tattoo?
Naw, it’s just an iron-on.