Proper use?

Proper use?

posted on 22 Jul 2014 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of  Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

First, steal some dust.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Blow by blow for improper use is prohibited

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I think I’m wearing my lens cap for too long

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

– Anything to declare, sir?
– Just some balloons and other stolen goods on my lens.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

“Gently on the surface of breath,” I need to remember that one if I ever want to write a poem.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

After reading these instructions, I think I’ll take dirty pictures instead. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Inspired by ‘Blowin’ on the Lens’

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I agree. Having balloons and stolen goods on the lens really blows!

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Sir, did you BUY that lens dust?

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Cleaning effect is next to godliness.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Throw the pen away and don’t write in the need to clean the surface. Who’d notice?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Is this the instructions for an alcohol breath test?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is torture #1.

Vew hv vays of makink you tok.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When I put my head in the lens cap, it squeezes my brain so badly I can write instructions just like this.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The inproper use is on the front.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m just worried about the dirt

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: If blowing and stealing doesn’t help, try the digital picture fast flushing

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

There is no doubt about it. This IS, the best way to play the piano.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Could I see the Improper Use instructions just for comparison?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

…but you probably can’t improve the Engrish Effect !!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

I accidentally rotated the semicircular SLIDING brush — can I still the circular mirror clean, or do I have to write back to wearing the cap?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I’m lens cap
– Blow my balloons

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Your ability to write is unique alright.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

“Beer Goggles” ain’t got nothing on this.

GwydionM
6 years ago

First obtain some stolen goods (without getting arrested).

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Verbs, people, verbs!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

What’s really impressive:
The writer of this word salad convinced the hiring manager that he knew English well enough to translate.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

@Peter: well, his spelling is perfect, and the manager obviously knew nothing about grammar 🙂

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Made in China.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I hope the lens ends up clearer than the instructions.

M.U.
M.U.
6 years ago

Unsurprisingly, 99% of people use it improperly.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I think this needs to be written back again.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

A blow-by-blow account? ..I don’t think so..

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Random word generators can end sentences with periods and start new paragraphs. My Samsung Galaxy pocket-texts better messages than this. This has taken gibberish to a whole new level!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

B U L L D U S T

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum.

Nogat poro. It’s the “particles” not the dust.

These are the instructions for operating the Linear Accelerator, at Cern.
(The large Hadron. Collider)

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Is balloon stealing a felony? If I steal them, can I still vote?

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