Photo courtesy of Christian V. Wennerlin.
Instructions found on lens cleaning kit package.
First, steal some dust.
WARNING: Blow by blow for improper use is prohibited
I think I’m wearing my lens cap for too long
– Anything to declare, sir?
– Just some balloons and other stolen goods on my lens.
“Gently on the surface of breath,” I need to remember that one if I ever want to write a poem.
After reading these instructions, I think I’ll take dirty pictures instead. 😈
Inspired by ‘Blowin’ on the Lens’
I agree. Having balloons and stolen goods on the lens really blows!
Sir, did you BUY that lens dust?
Cleaning effect is next to godliness.
Throw the pen away and don’t write in the need to clean the surface. Who’d notice?
Is this the instructions for an alcohol breath test?
This is torture #1.
Vew hv vays of makink you tok.
When I put my head in the lens cap, it squeezes my brain so badly I can write instructions just like this.
The inproper use is on the front.
I’m just worried about the dirt
NOTE: If blowing and stealing doesn’t help, try the digital picture fast flushing
There is no doubt about it. This IS, the best way to play the piano.
Could I see the Improper Use instructions just for comparison?
…but you probably can’t improve the Engrish Effect !!
I accidentally rotated the semicircular SLIDING brush — can I still the circular mirror clean, or do I have to write back to wearing the cap?
– I’m lens cap
– Blow my balloons
Your ability to write is unique alright.
“Beer Goggles” ain’t got nothing on this.
First obtain some stolen goods (without getting arrested).
Verbs, people, verbs!
What’s really impressive:
The writer of this word salad convinced the hiring manager that he knew English well enough to translate.
@Peter: well, his spelling is perfect, and the manager obviously knew nothing about grammar 🙂
Made in China.
I hope the lens ends up clearer than the instructions.
Unsurprisingly, 99% of people use it improperly.
I think this needs to be written back again.
A blow-by-blow account? ..I don’t think so..
Random word generators can end sentences with periods and start new paragraphs. My Samsung Galaxy pocket-texts better messages than this. This has taken gibberish to a whole new level!
B U L L D U S T
Nogat poro. It’s the “particles” not the dust.
These are the instructions for operating the Linear Accelerator, at Cern.
(The large Hadron. Collider)
Is balloon stealing a felony? If I steal them, can I still vote?