Seat but don’t sit

Seat but don’t sit

posted on 1 Jul 2014 in Chinglish

Inconvenient clipping only

Photo courtesy of Jamie.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’ cut the vegetables then

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sitting and Clipping how convenient

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Someone had to put an end to the seated-vegetable-clipping hype. Things were getting out of hand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

All I wanted was a bowl of potato clips.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

And don’t even THINK about plucking that chicken until after take off.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You apologise for the convenience.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I sit on vegetables? I promise I won’t clip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

But wait, there’s more! The Popiel Clip-O-Matic can turn these ordinary carrots into weapons of mass destruction. In seconds. Onion rings? We got ’em.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Sit! Roll over! Clip!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Every time a date wanted to take me to her church it usually turned into something like this.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Clip and Wait
(Vegetables Remix While Some Clipping Occurs)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

(Oops? This part fell out!)

All we can do is clip and wait
All we can do is just clip and wait (it says)
What we can’t do is sit and clip
What we can’t do, yeah, that’s what it says
Clip and wait, clip and wait, just clip and wait

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Looks like somebody’s been circumcising the carrots…. again.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Yeah I should have clipped my vegetables at home, it’s nicer
to clip them after a shower.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’ll just cut the cheese then.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

But I need to reload my Potato Gun… in case I don’t like the performance.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

If you give your vegetables a clip around the ear – we will report
you to PETOV: People for the Ethical Treatment Of Vegetables.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How about the vegetables Mr Abbott?

Just tell them to vote with the party, and keep their mouths shut.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

The sound of a carrot in extremis.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Worrried mother: “Doctor! My son just ate four spoonfulls of sand. What should I do?”

Doctor: ‘No matter how much he begs, under no condition fee him any cement.’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Clip the crab!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Don’t you hate that? You’re trying to enjoy a good show, and some jerk behind you is snapping the heads off broccoli. So annoying.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

On the night of the Taiwan horror, the Brocolli eats you.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

But its ok to sit and clip your nails.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

“Elementary my dear Watson. The lady was attacked by a giant carrot.”

‘I can see that Holmes. The poor lady appeared to be completely done in.’

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Excuse me sir, that’s not a valid vegetable, I can’t clip that and I
can’t let you in.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

SECONDS!!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

(I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear)

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Can I just sit and spin?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Can I clip ,my bird’s wings instead?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If I can’t clip ’em, can I dip ’em?

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Just sit anywhere. Except this row. Anywhere at all. But not on the seat. Really, anywhere.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Please don’t be seated . . .

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