Seat but don’t sit

Seat but don’t sit

posted on 1 Jul 2014 in Chinglish

Inconvenient clipping only

Photo courtesy of Jamie.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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algernon
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algernon

I’ cut the vegetables then

algernon
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algernon

Sitting and Clipping how convenient

DrLex
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DrLex

Someone had to put an end to the seated-vegetable-clipping hype. Things were getting out of hand.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

All I wanted was a bowl of potato clips.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And don’t even THINK about plucking that chicken until after take off.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You apologise for the convenience.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Can I sit on vegetables? I promise I won’t clip.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

But wait, there’s more! The Popiel Clip-O-Matic can turn these ordinary carrots into weapons of mass destruction. In seconds. Onion rings? We got ’em.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Sit! Roll over! Clip!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Every time a date wanted to take me to her church it usually turned into something like this.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Clip and Wait
(Vegetables Remix While Some Clipping Occurs)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

(Oops? This part fell out!)

All we can do is clip and wait
All we can do is just clip and wait (it says)
What we can’t do is sit and clip
What we can’t do, yeah, that’s what it says
Clip and wait, clip and wait, just clip and wait

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Looks like somebody’s been circumcising the carrots…. again.

iLock
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iLock

Yeah I should have clipped my vegetables at home, it’s nicer
to clip them after a shower.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I’ll just cut the cheese then.

iLock
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iLock

But I need to reload my Potato Gun… in case I don’t like the performance.

iLock
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iLock

If you give your vegetables a clip around the ear – we will report
you to PETOV: People for the Ethical Treatment Of Vegetables.

Marum
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Marum

How about the vegetables Mr Abbott?

Just tell them to vote with the party, and keep their mouths shut.

Marum
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Marum

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

The sound of a carrot in extremis.

Marum
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Marum

Worrried mother: “Doctor! My son just ate four spoonfulls of sand. What should I do?”

Doctor: ‘No matter how much he begs, under no condition fee him any cement.’

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Clip the crab!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Don’t you hate that? You’re trying to enjoy a good show, and some jerk behind you is snapping the heads off broccoli. So annoying.

Gooma
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Gooma

On the night of the Taiwan horror, the Brocolli eats you.

Sparky
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Sparky

But its ok to sit and clip your nails.

Gooma
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Gooma

“Elementary my dear Watson. The lady was attacked by a giant carrot.”

‘I can see that Holmes. The poor lady appeared to be completely done in.’

iLock
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iLock

Excuse me sir, that’s not a valid vegetable, I can’t clip that and I
can’t let you in.

Trixie
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Trixie

SECONDS!!!

Marum
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Marum

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

(I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear)

Chris
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Chris

Can I just sit and spin?

EffEff
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EffEff

Can I clip ,my bird’s wings instead?

Lora
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Lora

If I can’t clip ’em, can I dip ’em?

JimS
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JimS

Just sit anywhere. Except this row. Anywhere at all. But not on the seat. Really, anywhere.

Peter
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Peter

Please don’t be seated . . .

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