Swimming Rules

Swimming Rules

posted on 7 Jul 2014 in Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

To swim or not to swim

algernon
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algernon

I’m confused it looks like sand

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Swim, swim, swim, swimming and swim, swim, swim that can swim with some swim on it

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Area can swim.
You can’t.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OK, I’ll just lie there and let the area swim around me.

DrLex
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DrLex

Do all kinds of stuff and so on. But do it at once!

DrLex
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DrLex

Swimming in the way that a red flag is put up will be a new discipline in the next Olympic games.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Note to the injured guard and drowning rescue staff: Swim in peace, etc!

Will Pitts
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Will Pitts

Don’t swim right into the danger zone.
Don’t gonna take you right into the danger point.

DrLex
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DrLex

I don’t like this swimming pool. I am constantly bumping into guards and drowning injured rescue staff.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

No pool guard or rescue staff needed, Lassie to the rescue!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Guard! Guard! I injured my brain trying to make sense of the instructions!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Swimming beyond event horizon expressly forbidden.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is that a red flag or are you just glad to see me.

Marum
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Marum

Having wild sex on the floor of the deep-end, is sure to upset someone.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Go ahead, do the act. You know you want to.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I prefer swimming poor areas

Marum
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Marum

Light blue print, on a pale blue background, will surely test out your prescription lenses.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Only swim in water meant for swimming in. All other liquids prohibited.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Beware of Coney Island whitefish.

Trixie
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Trixie

A girl who was a little overweight bought a black sealskin swimsuit.

It nearly got her drowned.

Every time she tried to come ashore, 12 livesavers grabbed her, towed her out to sea, and released her.

Trixie
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Trixie

Actually. If it is a Japanese pool, it is probably boiling hot, like their baths.

Gooma
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Gooma

I get my kicks, by drowning and injuring the Rescue Staff.

Gooma
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Gooma

Using a “protector”, should prevent infants swimming, in the first place.

Trixie
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Trixie

Kiss me if you catch me,
F— me if I fall.
Whoops! I’m over.

Trixie
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Trixie

. :p:

coffeebot
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he was using the…FORBIDDEN STROKE!

Sparky
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Sparky

Think I’ll just take a bath.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Swim In Japan (by Areaville)

♫♫♪
Aah when you swim in Japan tonight
Swim in Japan – be right
Swimmin’ Japan ooh the swimming sea’s so blue
Swim in Japan – not right
Drown! – Then I’ll swim by your side
Things aren’t easy when you swim in Japan
Oh when you’re swimmin’ Japan
♪♪

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

6a. Also don’t do the act to trouble other drowning people by you during swimming or else an accident may not occur.

Peter
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Peter

Yup I know how handsome the guard is.
Of course I will rescue him when he is drowning 😛

Marum
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Marum

A mouse drowned here yesterday, but it was saved.

It was given Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

BOOM BOOM!

Marum
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Marum

@coffeebot. A very good looking laady swum naked.

Everyone had a stroke —- or twenty.

Jox
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Jox

It is a sign to stay with in the zones of the class system.
The red flag represents the danger that is expression against tyranny.
The empires are either drunk or in poor health, it is in their best interest not to “swim”.
While they think of us as lower in grading, it is they who act as infants. Is it they who protect us or us to them.
A drowning rescue staff lies within the monarchies council.
Can one really swim if keeping contact with the ground?
And so on at once.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

When it is drunk the whole world becomes “the area that can swim”.

TK
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TK

Report card inspections this way…

EffEff
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EffEff

Swimming Beard to the rescue!

iLock
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iLock

Don’t write signs when it is drunk too.

iLock
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iLock

But does the swimming beard know?

l2646134
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l2646134

Don’t swim unless there is water.

Marum
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Marum

@Peter. PETER! That’s not where you put your mouth to resuscitate him!

mindance
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mindance

The rescue staff is drowning in the way a red flag is put up…

Magenta Antoid
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Magenta Antoid

A bit mean to laugh at this one, it’s just bad English. Nothing particularly funny about it.

Derek Lockhart
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Derek Lockhart

Only B- and up can swim alone.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Um … Who is ‘it’?

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