Swimming Rules

Swimming Rules

posted on 7 Jul 2014 in Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of Bernd Armbruster.
Found at beach in Okinawa, Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

To swim or not to swim

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’m confused it looks like sand

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Swim, swim, swim, swimming and swim, swim, swim that can swim with some swim on it

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Area can swim.
You can’t.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

OK, I’ll just lie there and let the area swim around me.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Do all kinds of stuff and so on. But do it at once!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Swimming in the way that a red flag is put up will be a new discipline in the next Olympic games.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Note to the injured guard and drowning rescue staff: Swim in peace, etc!

Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

Don’t swim right into the danger zone.
Don’t gonna take you right into the danger point.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I don’t like this swimming pool. I am constantly bumping into guards and drowning injured rescue staff.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

No pool guard or rescue staff needed, Lassie to the rescue!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Guard! Guard! I injured my brain trying to make sense of the instructions!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Swimming beyond event horizon expressly forbidden.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Is that a red flag or are you just glad to see me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Having wild sex on the floor of the deep-end, is sure to upset someone.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Go ahead, do the act. You know you want to.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I prefer swimming poor areas

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Light blue print, on a pale blue background, will surely test out your prescription lenses.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Only swim in water meant for swimming in. All other liquids prohibited.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Beware of Coney Island whitefish.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

A girl who was a little overweight bought a black sealskin swimsuit.

It nearly got her drowned.

Every time she tried to come ashore, 12 livesavers grabbed her, towed her out to sea, and released her.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Actually. If it is a Japanese pool, it is probably boiling hot, like their baths.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I get my kicks, by drowning and injuring the Rescue Staff.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

Using a “protector”, should prevent infants swimming, in the first place.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Kiss me if you catch me,
F— me if I fall.
Whoops! I’m over.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

. :p:

coffeebot
6 years ago

he was using the…FORBIDDEN STROKE!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Think I’ll just take a bath.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Swim In Japan (by Areaville)

♫♫♪
Aah when you swim in Japan tonight
Swim in Japan – be right
Swimmin’ Japan ooh the swimming sea’s so blue
Swim in Japan – not right
Drown! – Then I’ll swim by your side
Things aren’t easy when you swim in Japan
Oh when you’re swimmin’ Japan
♪♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

6a. Also don’t do the act to trouble other drowning people by you during swimming or else an accident may not occur.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Yup I know how handsome the guard is.
Of course I will rescue him when he is drowning 😛

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A mouse drowned here yesterday, but it was saved.

It was given Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

BOOM BOOM!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@coffeebot. A very good looking laady swum naked.

Everyone had a stroke —- or twenty.

Jox
Jox
6 years ago

It is a sign to stay with in the zones of the class system.
The red flag represents the danger that is expression against tyranny.
The empires are either drunk or in poor health, it is in their best interest not to “swim”.
While they think of us as lower in grading, it is they who act as infants. Is it they who protect us or us to them.
A drowning rescue staff lies within the monarchies council.
Can one really swim if keeping contact with the ground?
And so on at once.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

When it is drunk the whole world becomes “the area that can swim”.

TK
TK
6 years ago

Report card inspections this way…

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Swimming Beard to the rescue!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Don’t write signs when it is drunk too.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

But does the swimming beard know?

l2646134
l2646134
6 years ago

Don’t swim unless there is water.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Peter. PETER! That’s not where you put your mouth to resuscitate him!

mindance
mindance
6 years ago

The rescue staff is drowning in the way a red flag is put up…

Magenta Antoid
Magenta Antoid
6 years ago

A bit mean to laugh at this one, it’s just bad English. Nothing particularly funny about it.

Derek Lockhart
Derek Lockhart
6 years ago

Only B- and up can swim alone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Um … Who is ‘it’?

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