Thank you for your vulnerability.

Thank you for your vulnerability.

posted on 3 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

WE will now protection.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Kaufman.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its just so wooden

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Mars tourist need protection too

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Who let the guardian golems out?

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Qin Shi Huang, your Terracotta Army has met it’s match!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s Star Wars!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So much for safe sex.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

These Earthen tourists are only half-baked.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Earthen tourists are made on Earth.
Alien tourists are made in China.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Thank you. I feel safer now.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A crime novel about Terra Cotta vs Cosa Nostra.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I think Xi Jinping is planning to be buried together with an army of ceramic tourist statues, to bring him eternal profits in the afterlife.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Sounds like a racket to me.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

But sir, I already have six kids!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

A message from your alien overlords, to serve mankind.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Fiery Tourists, Please Refrain From Smokling

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

All your tourists base are now belong to us!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

ETs, you can now can raise hell on earth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This message approved by the Vatican.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@DrLex: Actually they’re to ward off the mafia in this life. They stop protection, you see.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

We need your young!
I mean.. We come in peace..

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Your inferior weaponry is futile!!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Why bother protecting yourselves humans… We are the
most advanced lifeforms you’ve seen!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the worrrld! Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the world! ♫

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Earthen tourists = Western clods??

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Welcome earthlings, to the Horror Plus Tours. Day 1. You will meet your tour guide Yog Sothoth, who will conduct you through the caves of The Oracle of The Dead, where you will meet the boatman, who will ferry you across the River Styx. Be sure to have some small change to tip him – as is the custom. Day 2. Yog Sothoth will introduce you to Cthulhu, who will take you on a guided tour of Rlyeh. From where, you may catch glimpses of Azatoth, Hastur the unspeakable and other Elder Gods of Nameless Dread. Day 3. Return journey… Read more »

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMNESIA

WE COME IN PEACE!!!

Valerie
Valerie
6 years ago

I always knew there were aliens on Earth. Now to figure out if my English teacher is one of them.

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