Thank you for your vulnerability.

Thank you for your vulnerability.

posted on 3 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

WE will now protection.

Photo courtesy of Jacob Kaufman.
Found in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Its just so wooden

algernon
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algernon

Mars tourist need protection too

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Who let the guardian golems out?

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Qin Shi Huang, your Terracotta Army has met it’s match!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Let’s Star Wars!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

So much for safe sex.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

These Earthen tourists are only half-baked.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Earthen tourists are made on Earth.
Alien tourists are made in China.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Thank you. I feel safer now.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A crime novel about Terra Cotta vs Cosa Nostra.

DrLex
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DrLex

I think Xi Jinping is planning to be buried together with an army of ceramic tourist statues, to bring him eternal profits in the afterlife.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Sounds like a racket to me.

timmy
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timmy

But sir, I already have six kids!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

A message from your alien overlords, to serve mankind.

GwydionM
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Fiery Tourists, Please Refrain From Smokling

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

All your tourists base are now belong to us!

Sparky
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Sparky

ETs, you can now can raise hell on earth.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This message approved by the Vatican.

Ben
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Ben

@DrLex: Actually they’re to ward off the mafia in this life. They stop protection, you see.

iLock
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iLock

We need your young!
I mean.. We come in peace..

iLock
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iLock

Your inferior weaponry is futile!!

iLock
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iLock

Why bother protecting yourselves humans… We are the
most advanced lifeforms you’ve seen!

iLock
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iLock

♫ Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the worrrld! Wha-ohh I’m an alien, I’m an evil alien and I’m going to take over the world! ♫

Marum
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Marum

Earthen tourists = Western clods??

Marum
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Marum

Welcome earthlings, to the Horror Plus Tours. Day 1. You will meet your tour guide Yog Sothoth, who will conduct you through the caves of The Oracle of The Dead, where you will meet the boatman, who will ferry you across the River Styx. Be sure to have some small change to tip him – as is the custom. Day 2. Yog Sothoth will introduce you to Cthulhu, who will take you on a guided tour of Rlyeh. From where, you may catch glimpses of Azatoth, Hastur the unspeakable and other Elder Gods of Nameless Dread. Day 3. Return journey… Read more »

Trixie
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Trixie

WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMNESIA

WE COME IN PEACE!!!

Valerie
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Valerie

I always knew there were aliens on Earth. Now to figure out if my English teacher is one of them.

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