The great hall bar

The great hall bar

posted on 10 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Chelsea R.
Found at a hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Thanks all the same I’ll just have a beer

algernon
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algernon

But what if the partner finds out

GwydionM
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Regale yourself with Real Ale. (Most hygenical)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The beverage of extraordinary configuring- is it served in a Klein bottle?

Marum
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Marum

Am I supposed to drink this or r00t it?

Marum
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Marum

Cetremoniously? – Do we get a tanfare of crumpets?

Marum
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Marum

Can I cone here straight from work? Because I am not hygenical, I am dirtical and infecticalous.

Gooma
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Gooma

It appears as if honourable signwriter sama has been regaling himself royally on the beverage of extraordinary configuring.

DrLex
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DrLex

Try our rubbing alcohol cocktail! Deliciously hygienic.

Trixie
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Trixie

I met Hall.

His bar is certainly something to wax lyrical about.

Marum
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Marum

During the Aust. Decimal Conversion in 66. I did a favour for the guys at the Aboriginal Mission just out of Cairns. To thank me they invited me out fishing, and later for a few drinks. The drinks turned out to be “Goom”. (A mixture of Fanta and Metho) Now Fanta is pretty poisonous at the best of times. I can assure you that the addition of Metho does not in any way improveit. I was 22 at the time and thought I could drink anything. (The ten foot tall and bulletproof syndrome) That was the start of the gaining… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

The relavence of the missive above?

Speaking of drinks; that is

Marum
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Marum

ie. The fad beverage of extraordinary configuring.

Marum
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Marum

Guten abend, Herr Kinese Braumeister. ‘Ich musste ein Bier haben.

Kiobada
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Kiobada

Mah name is Hall. Pucker up baby.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Beverage of extraordinary configuration my Aunt Fanny! It’s just a beer with a pickle dropped in it.

Marum
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Marum

http://www.darwinawards.com

click on 2007 Darwins – “The enema within.”

For a beverage of extraordinary configuring – to say the least.

Sparky
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Sparky

FAD: Functional Alcoholic Device. After regaling in this, good luck in finding the location for your affair.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

“No, honey, I was NOT out drinking with the boys last night! Rather, I was regaling myself on many beverages of extraordinary configuring, for business affair negotiations. You know, working late.”

Gooma
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Gooma

In most third world countries, it is safer to drink the beer, than the water.

The beer is more hygenical than the water, because it goes through a two stage pasteurization processs.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I always fad beverage after extraordinary confusing

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

“What about the B.O.E.C’s?”
“Beverages of Extraordinary Configuring? I don’t think they exist.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Hygiene drinks — the drunker you get, the cleaner you feel.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Perfect Lobby Bar for the Lobbyists.

JimS
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JimS

I’ve never been good at configuring beverages.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

“This is the beverage of extraordinary configuring. Those who drink of it will be able to make their computer run twice as fast as it did before.”

Jox
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Jox

I’m not drunk officer, I’m extraordinary configured.

Marum
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Marum

@A Non y. Even if your computer doesn’t, your bum probably will.

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