Weasel Coffee Flavor

Weasel Coffee Flavor

posted on 25 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Drinks

Photo courtesy of Theresa Wang.
Found in Taiwan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A black weasel with teeth and a bowel of enzyme, please.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Exactly what I was looking for. I have wanted to smell like weasel all my life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

INSTRUCTION FOR WEASEL:

1. Run to garden
2. Choose fruits
3. Eat fruits
4. Rape fruits
5. Drink teeth

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So the weasel rapes the coffee beans

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

As opposed to the coffee from the civet cat

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Glad to see Pauly Schorr is finding work these days. Bud-dy!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play “Pop Goes The Weasel” over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Fresh, like a breath of fresh weasel droppings.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Soft feelings are highly over-rated.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Ask your Starbucks barista for an extra shot of Weasel.

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

I won’t be putting that in my bucket list!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Jewels – But suitable for bucket !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t Drink Teeth

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

If I was asked to describe the feeling of drinking weasel-scented teeth and lips, I might well use the word “unforgettable.”

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Poop! goes the weasel.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

When enjoying, you will have a soft feeling.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

—When enjoying you will have a soft feeling.—-

Is that a polite way of warning the coffee may cause impotence?

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

It puts the coffee beans in the bucket list or it gets the hose again.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

Hear no weevil.
Hear no weevil.
Speak no weevil.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The moral of this story:

Don’t suck on your Weasel.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

My Ferret found your weasel delightful, on top of the coffee sacks.

Goooma
Goooma
6 years ago

@72rd. We of the Gay and Lesbian community, resemble your use of the word “fruits”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When my lover said; Ewww! “You smell like Weasel.”

I said; ‘That may well be so. But I f— like a Ferret.’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How exotic. My coffee only arrives with rat droppings in it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You weasel! If you rape coffee fruits I’ll roast your beans!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…typical roasting will make coffee products with make coffee products… that explains why the coffee repeats on me.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Those are unweasonable claims.
It is only ferret a complaint be made to the Advertising Standards Board.
I hope they will stoat this otter nonsense immediately.
These types of ads are so badger you want to put a mustalidenae ion them.
I will feel absolutely in the mink if I can cause you trouble.

Until zorilla….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Civet Cat
Civet Cat
6 years ago

I find this an unweasonable case of mistaken identity.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Weasel coffee flavor.
Um… tastes like chicken coffee flavor?
Well, If this coffee doesn’t wake you up, reading the label surely will.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Pretty rape doesn’t destroy lives… ferments them.

Ellen
Ellen
6 years ago

The really funny part is that not much of that is mistranslated; coffee beans that have been through a weasel’s digestive system are actually a thing.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Finally a fruit fetish that rapes fruit

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

…at night, the ice weasels come.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

So Weasel Breath would be a euphemism.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I love the smell of weasel dung in the morning.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Another post-industrial career opportunity in weasel poop scooping.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Reads like a load of crappucino to me.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

” Like coffee through a weasel ! “

szk
szk
6 years ago

So in other words, it contains weasel crap?

Hei Fei
Hei Fei
6 years ago

@Marum: You shouldn’t try to write in German. Sorry, but your German is lousy.
A German.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Barista! What’s with the Pike Blend this morning? It tastes like it’s been filtered through a weasel!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Hi Fei. If you only criticize and never correct, h does any one ever learn?
Or were you born perfect?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

To play through = durchspielen

chessplayier = Schachspieler

Chess playing = schachspielen

Your interpretation = ?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Or did I get Cat wrong.

Die Katze (sing)

Die Katzen (pl)

Grrrrooowwwlll….Marum.(Die Hauskatze)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

die Schach-spielen-Katze.

The result from an online translator (Not Babylon)

Should it be one word? ie Marum. (Die Schachspielenkatze)

I have been told by quite a few Deutschlanders that my Deutsch is fairly good. Für ein Australien – das ist. :biggrin:

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

…and a squeeze of lemming in my tea, please.

Jim_S
Jim_S
6 years ago

I… I can’t even… What?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Baobab Seeds sprout faster after passing through the digestive tract of the baboon.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

“With a typical and special taste.” That just sprained my mind.

Kerry
Kerry
6 years ago

Upon that reasoning he got 25 to life.

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