What ISO is that toilet paper?

What ISO is that toilet paper?

posted on 17 Jul 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

I need a plunger–the shutter’s stuck

Photo courtesy of Lauren Crawford.
Found in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

All in techocolor

algernon
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algernon

Careful what you wish for

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Urinal camera instructions:

1. Say ‘Pee!’
2. Press the button
3. Flush

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Brilliant solution for crappy photos

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The modern way to make watercolours.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

For those pictures you don’t want in your al-bum any more.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Doors inside are marked with ‘Men’ and ‘Women’ photos

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

And you thought red-eye was a problem!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

And here’s one we took of the Tidy-Bowl Man.

DrLex
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DrLex

This is why modern cameras are equipped with feces detection.

Timmy
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Timmy

“Excuse me, does this camera have brown eye reduction?”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Capture is made at here! (please leave a capture for the Engrish photo; all anal’og entries, paper, etc. will be flushed. Let’s Creative!)

iLock
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iLock

Flushing won’t get rid of it, it’s digital and everywhere on the cloud!

iLock
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iLock

The crazy new trend of people who Instagram their food..
hours after they eat it…

iLock
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iLock

You can see in the top left that a branch on that tree has been cut off…

Warning – Put your tree or bush too close to our store
and it will most certainly flush a log.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, I found a picture of you in that urinal!

Marum
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Marum

That seems a great idea for all of those oictures of my wife. 💡

Marum
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Marum

pictures.

Gooma
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Gooma

I entered this portal with a soul full of hope,
And left by the window, with a hole full of soap.

Gooma
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Gooma

♫ I was dark at the scene,
But they all did agree,
That the photo they flushed,
Looked a lot like me♫

Gooma
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Gooma

They tried flush that photo I took, of my girlfriend and me.

However the water caught fire.

Trixie
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Trixie

No problem Chang. With his Canon, my boyfriend can stand in the hallway, and pee in the bowl..

Biff the Understudy
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When the Feds come a-knocking…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Min. flushing speed: 8 mega-peexels per second

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

@algernon: You mean technicolon!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Not for me – I’m just an amateur photoflusher

Garst
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What everyone wants! Souvenir photos of being on the toilet! You’ll probably have a much different expression on your face than when you’re on a thrill ride.

Lora
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Lora

“The people in these photos all look red”
“That’s because they’re all flushed.”

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Guess like Eric Crapton likes this store for his front and back photo covers for his album, Flushed Away.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘Photodump CS’ is the best flushing softwear

Jim
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Jim

I spotted the mistake – I believe they meant to say “frushing”

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