Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

posted on 27 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

The meat attracts vehicles.

Photo courtesy of Chris Rutter.
Found at Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong. 

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algernon
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algernon

So its a vegetarian restaurant

algernon
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algernon

So the vehicle said to the aloohol lets meat

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t Meat Drive

GwydionM
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Beware of cleanliness, beware of “no alcohol”. Sound advice.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– No, Officer, I haven’t been drinking. But I’m pleased to meat you!

Aaaaa
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Because it is a Buddhist monastery!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Can I ride my meat-cycle, sober?
(I’m not sure, I’ve never tried.)

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Well, there go my plans for having a wine-marinated tenderloin bash for my Dirty Unicyclers club.

Marum
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Marum

Aww. I’ve always liked my steak with a great big Shiraz.

Marum
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Marum

Motor vehicles and bicycles don’t mix. They make the place untidy, with bits of cyclist’s bodies, scattered everywhere.

Gooma
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Gooma

I can understand the reason, for the alcohol and meat ban.

NEVER, NEVER, allow a woman with a mouthful of scotch, to perform fellatio on you.

john
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john

If you’ve been drinking, please keep your meat to yourself.

Biff the Understudy
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This means you, Gaga.

Biff the Understudy
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Hmmm, exciting new Indian fusion dish: chicken vindaloohol.

Lora
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Lora

Do not say “aloohol” instead of hello or goodbye. They got this thing about Hawaiian people for some reason.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Meat, Aloohol & Rook’n’roll!

Someone2
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Someone2

The ban on meat happened after Kowalski (from Ren and Stimpy) visited the place.

timmy
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timmy

man, I already have to do all of this crap at home.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

A”loo”hol? Is that how that prison thing is called?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you look long enough you can usually find a loohol in any regulation.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s a monastery, there’s already enough monk-ey business going on.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Looks like the sign-maker had a bit too much aloohol when he made the sign.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Alooooohol! Werewolves of Hong Kong. Aloooooooo!

EffEff
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EffEff

Meat, Alcohol, and Revenge!

Will Pitts
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Will Pitts

The least fun place on earth, ladies and gentlemen.

Casey
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Casey

Apparently aloohol and translating don’t mix either.

zerima
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zerima

..if I have to beware of no cycling don’t I have to go into another dimension ?

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

Watch out for cars, or you’ll be dead meat

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