Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

Because aloohol and meat don’t mix.

posted on 27 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

The meat attracts vehicles.

Photo courtesy of Chris Rutter.
Found at Po Lin Monastery, Hong Kong. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So its a vegetarian restaurant

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So the vehicle said to the aloohol lets meat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Don’t Meat Drive

GwydionM
6 years ago

Beware of cleanliness, beware of “no alcohol”. Sound advice.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– No, Officer, I haven’t been drinking. But I’m pleased to meat you!

Aaaaa
6 years ago

Because it is a Buddhist monastery!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Can I ride my meat-cycle, sober?
(I’m not sure, I’ve never tried.)

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Well, there go my plans for having a wine-marinated tenderloin bash for my Dirty Unicyclers club.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Aww. I’ve always liked my steak with a great big Shiraz.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Motor vehicles and bicycles don’t mix. They make the place untidy, with bits of cyclist’s bodies, scattered everywhere.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I can understand the reason, for the alcohol and meat ban.

NEVER, NEVER, allow a woman with a mouthful of scotch, to perform fellatio on you.

john
john
6 years ago

If you’ve been drinking, please keep your meat to yourself.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

This means you, Gaga.

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Hmmm, exciting new Indian fusion dish: chicken vindaloohol.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Do not say “aloohol” instead of hello or goodbye. They got this thing about Hawaiian people for some reason.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Meat, Aloohol & Rook’n’roll!

Someone2
Someone2
6 years ago

The ban on meat happened after Kowalski (from Ren and Stimpy) visited the place.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

man, I already have to do all of this crap at home.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

A”loo”hol? Is that how that prison thing is called?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If you look long enough you can usually find a loohol in any regulation.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a monastery, there’s already enough monk-ey business going on.

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

Looks like the sign-maker had a bit too much aloohol when he made the sign.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Alooooohol! Werewolves of Hong Kong. Aloooooooo!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Meat, Alcohol, and Revenge!

Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

The least fun place on earth, ladies and gentlemen.

Casey
Casey
6 years ago

Apparently aloohol and translating don’t mix either.

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

..if I have to beware of no cycling don’t I have to go into another dimension ?

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

Watch out for cars, or you’ll be dead meat

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