Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty

posted on 15 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of S. O’Toole.
Bootleg DVD from China. 

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GwydionM
6 years ago

We see the ass, but where is Balaam?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Fix your bent thingy, tune it, but look at your own ass, Bruce! And

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Almighty doesn’t carrey

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Lyrics by Junior Mints or Juicy Fruits or whatever his name is.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It would be WIDESCREEN, too.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Its in the clouds you know

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Tune in and read chinese

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Don’t need an antenna, I got cable.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

“Assholio mio, oh sodomia”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I’d rather see so damn much of your ass, than having to look at your bent antenna.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Insert Batman sound here. Make your choice between “POW,” “BIFF,” “BAM,” “KAPOW,” “ZAP,” “SOCK,” and “SPLATT”.

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

I´m pretty sure these are the lyrics from Eminem´s “Without me”

Vivek
Vivek
6 years ago

That’s some high quality grass.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

He was awarded the Cat’s-Ass trophy for his performance.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

cat ass trophe

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

I’m guessing disgruntled translator.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bruce Almighty, let this be religion-free

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sound like the usual airline instructions:

In an emergency, assume crash position, and kiss your ar$3 goodbye.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. How about “ziilllcccchhhh”. That is the sound made when ne finally gets his way with Robin.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Eminem” is how you say “Lorum Ipsum” in Chinese.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bruce Almighty was so expert at the Martial Arts, that he could kill a man with his bear feet.

One night three hoons picked on him.

They beat the pi$$ out of him, while he was trying to get his shoes off.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

@Marum. te worst part was, that because he was omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, he just KNEW they were going to do that. 😆

Jill
Jill
6 years ago

Oh! I thought it said “castrato”.
The young men just don’t seem to be cut out for that form of singing nowadays

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

New delicacy at the Cuban-Vietnamese restaurant: Catastro Phở

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Jim Carey’s ghost rap single

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Carrey once said he took a lot of interest in his crotch appearing ten feet wide on the big screen…

Someone2
Someone2
6 years ago

Kiss his ass, but do it with your eyes closed.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Boy, the special features must be kick-ass!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

GAAAAH! Too… much… ass… must… stop… viewing!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

With so much ass he’s the holiest!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This movie is guaranteed to crack you up.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

There was a super moon in the sky recently. Pretty soon we can expect to see more.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

“Exciting is waiting for you” in this movie

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Starring Eminem as Jim Carrey.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@J-Luke – Jim Carrey as Eminem in ‘8 Mile’ ….
wouldn’t be as good as this, but would still probably be interesting to see.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Alrighty! It’s Batman Almighty.

Jewels
Jewels
6 years ago

What a cat-ass-trophy!

LMAO
LMAO
6 years ago

HAHA EMINEM ALL MIGHTY 😀

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Proof that Eminem is still in the “entertainment industry”.

Tom Sillers
Tom Sillers
6 years ago

I didn’t want you to see my ass so soon, we just met! It’s a catastrophe…

Tharthan
6 years ago

I couldn’t tell that they messed up the lyrics.

Doesn’t rap always sound like mindless gibberish?

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Well I-m my brain antenna just bent and short circuitin so damn much from this visionary vision, Batman sound and

Justin
Justin
6 years ago

Oh, so that’s what this movie’s about!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

(batman sound)

Ruuku
Ruuku
6 years ago

what a catasstrophe

Andy
Andy
5 years ago

Who needs the plot when you can have Eminem lyrics?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

You too can do this. This was done way before computers.

ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKE. By. JOSÉ DA FONSECA and PEDRO CAROLINHO. Originally published as. O Novo Guia da Conversação em Portuguez e Inglez.

It is such a classic, it is still in print. They translated from Portuguese to French, and then French to English.

ie. “The stone as roll not heap up not foam.”

Which I believe to be; “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”

It is found in a section Called Idiotisms, which, I assume, is Idioms.

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