Bruce Almighty

Bruce Almighty

posted on 15 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of S. O’Toole.
Bootleg DVD from China. 

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GwydionM
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We see the ass, but where is Balaam?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Fix your bent thingy, tune it, but look at your own ass, Bruce! And

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Almighty doesn’t carrey

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Lyrics by Junior Mints or Juicy Fruits or whatever his name is.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It would be WIDESCREEN, too.

algernon
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algernon

Its in the clouds you know

algernon
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algernon

Tune in and read chinese

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Don’t need an antenna, I got cable.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

“Assholio mio, oh sodomia”

DrLex
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DrLex

I’d rather see so damn much of your ass, than having to look at your bent antenna.

DrLex
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DrLex

Insert Batman sound here. Make your choice between “POW,” “BIFF,” “BAM,” “KAPOW,” “ZAP,” “SOCK,” and “SPLATT”.

Conventi
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Conventi

I´m pretty sure these are the lyrics from Eminem´s “Without me”

Vivek
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Vivek

That’s some high quality grass.

Chuck
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Chuck

He was awarded the Cat’s-Ass trophy for his performance.

Sparky
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Sparky

cat ass trophe

Chris
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Chris

I’m guessing disgruntled translator.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Bruce Almighty, let this be religion-free

Marum
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Marum

Sound like the usual airline instructions:

In an emergency, assume crash position, and kiss your ar$3 goodbye.

Marum
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Marum

@Dr Lex. How about “ziilllcccchhhh”. That is the sound made when ne finally gets his way with Robin.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Eminem” is how you say “Lorum Ipsum” in Chinese.

Marum
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Marum

Bruce Almighty was so expert at the Martial Arts, that he could kill a man with his bear feet.

One night three hoons picked on him.

They beat the pi$$ out of him, while he was trying to get his shoes off.

Gooma
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Gooma

@Marum. te worst part was, that because he was omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, he just KNEW they were going to do that. 😆

Jill
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Jill

Oh! I thought it said “castrato”.
The young men just don’t seem to be cut out for that form of singing nowadays

Biff the Understudy
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New delicacy at the Cuban-Vietnamese restaurant: Catastro Phở

pasdrole
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pasdrole

Jim Carey’s ghost rap single

Classic Steve
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Carrey once said he took a lot of interest in his crotch appearing ten feet wide on the big screen…

Someone2
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Someone2

Kiss his ass, but do it with your eyes closed.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Boy, the special features must be kick-ass!

Wax Frog
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Wax Frog

GAAAAH! Too… much… ass… must… stop… viewing!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

With so much ass he’s the holiest!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This movie is guaranteed to crack you up.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There was a super moon in the sky recently. Pretty soon we can expect to see more.

Huu Yuu
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Huu Yuu

“Exciting is waiting for you” in this movie

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Starring Eminem as Jim Carrey.

iLock
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iLock

@J-Luke – Jim Carrey as Eminem in ‘8 Mile’ ….
wouldn’t be as good as this, but would still probably be interesting to see.

iLock
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iLock

Alrighty! It’s Batman Almighty.

Jewels
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Jewels

What a cat-ass-trophy!

LMAO
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LMAO

HAHA EMINEM ALL MIGHTY 😀

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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Proof that Eminem is still in the “entertainment industry”.

Tom Sillers
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Tom Sillers

I didn’t want you to see my ass so soon, we just met! It’s a catastrophe…

Tharthan
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I couldn’t tell that they messed up the lyrics.

Doesn’t rap always sound like mindless gibberish?

zerima
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zerima

Well I-m my brain antenna just bent and short circuitin so damn much from this visionary vision, Batman sound and

Justin
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Justin

Oh, so that’s what this movie’s about!

iLock
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iLock

(batman sound)

Ruuku
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Ruuku

what a catasstrophe

Andy
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Andy

Who needs the plot when you can have Eminem lyrics?

Marum
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Marum

You too can do this. This was done way before computers.

ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKE. By. JOSÉ DA FONSECA and PEDRO CAROLINHO. Originally published as. O Novo Guia da Conversação em Portuguez e Inglez.

It is such a classic, it is still in print. They translated from Portuguese to French, and then French to English.

ie. “The stone as roll not heap up not foam.”

Which I believe to be; “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”

It is found in a section Called Idiotisms, which, I assume, is Idioms.

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