Photo courtesy of S. O’Toole.
Bootleg DVD from China.
We see the ass, but where is Balaam?
– Fix your bent thingy, tune it, but look at your own ass, Bruce! And
Almighty doesn’t carrey
Lyrics by Junior Mints or Juicy Fruits or whatever his name is.
It would be WIDESCREEN, too.
Its in the clouds you know
Tune in and read chinese
Don’t need an antenna, I got cable.
“Assholio mio, oh sodomia”
I’d rather see so damn much of your ass, than having to look at your bent antenna.
Insert Batman sound here. Make your choice between “POW,” “BIFF,” “BAM,” “KAPOW,” “ZAP,” “SOCK,” and “SPLATT”.
I´m pretty sure these are the lyrics from Eminem´s “Without me”
That’s some high quality grass.
He was awarded the Cat’s-Ass trophy for his performance.
cat ass trophe
I’m guessing disgruntled translator.
Bruce Almighty, let this be religion-free
Sound like the usual airline instructions:
In an emergency, assume crash position, and kiss your ar$3 goodbye.
@Dr Lex. How about “ziilllcccchhhh”. That is the sound made when ne finally gets his way with Robin.
“Eminem” is how you say “Lorum Ipsum” in Chinese.
Bruce Almighty was so expert at the Martial Arts, that he could kill a man with his bear feet.
One night three hoons picked on him.
They beat the pi$$ out of him, while he was trying to get his shoes off.
@Marum. te worst part was, that because he was omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent, he just KNEW they were going to do that. 😆
Oh! I thought it said “castrato”.
The young men just don’t seem to be cut out for that form of singing nowadays
New delicacy at the Cuban-Vietnamese restaurant: Catastro Phở
Jim Carey’s ghost rap single
Carrey once said he took a lot of interest in his crotch appearing ten feet wide on the big screen…
Kiss his ass, but do it with your eyes closed.
Boy, the special features must be kick-ass!
GAAAAH! Too… much… ass… must… stop… viewing!
With so much ass he’s the holiest!
This movie is guaranteed to crack you up.
There was a super moon in the sky recently. Pretty soon we can expect to see more.
“Exciting is waiting for you” in this movie
Starring Eminem as Jim Carrey.
@J-Luke – Jim Carrey as Eminem in ‘8 Mile’ ….
wouldn’t be as good as this, but would still probably be interesting to see.
Alrighty! It’s Batman Almighty.
What a cat-ass-trophy!
HAHA EMINEM ALL MIGHTY 😀
Proof that Eminem is still in the “entertainment industry”.
I didn’t want you to see my ass so soon, we just met! It’s a catastrophe…
I couldn’t tell that they messed up the lyrics.
Doesn’t rap always sound like mindless gibberish?
Well I-m my brain antenna just bent and short circuitin so damn much from this visionary vision, Batman sound and
Oh, so that’s what this movie’s about!
what a catasstrophe
Who needs the plot when you can have Eminem lyrics?
You too can do this. This was done way before computers.
ENGLISH AS SHE IS SPOKE. By. JOSÉ DA FONSECA and PEDRO CAROLINHO. Originally published as. O Novo Guia da Conversação em Portuguez e Inglez.
It is such a classic, it is still in print. They translated from Portuguese to French, and then French to English.
ie. “The stone as roll not heap up not foam.”
Which I believe to be; “A rolling stone gathers no moss.”
It is found in a section Called Idiotisms, which, I assume, is Idioms.