Don’t fall for it.

Don’t fall for it.

posted on 17 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Darwin Ching.
Found in Yunnan, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

Just one more before you fall down

algernon
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algernon

Kick your heels instead

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fall asleep carefully downstairs

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I prefer Sleepless in Seattle

Sparky
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Sparky

Remember, it’s your last hand to use for the sleeps.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

I think Dr. Kimble pushed him.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

*0000 Lumpiest hotel beds I’ve ever slept on. Would not stay there again.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

In China amputees can easily find work as sign models.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Prolonged use may result in dancing on thunderbolts. Ask your doctor if Sleeps is right for you.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Looks like the sign designer drew the amputee model like one of his French girls.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

That’s the pointiest bra I’ve ever seen.

Marum
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Marum

Let slipping dogs lie.

Marum
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Marum

WANING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

Marum
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Marum

WARNING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

Marum
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Marum

Take these steps to arrive at Casualty.

Wun Hung Lo
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Wun Hung Lo

I am the official Yunnan step gleaser.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Stairs and narcoleptics don’t mix.

Tricky Trixie
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Tricky Trixie

Thi is the latest anti-rape device. Any appendage you put into this hole, will be bitten off.

Lora
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Lora

Courtesy of Mr. Sandman.

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

You get kicked the f**k out. No, son, not even a 5-minute nap.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Unfold bed completely before use.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Mind you don’t step on the cat-nap!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In winter, this stairway is under a blanket of snow.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sleep walking by mindless people will be severely punished.

Garst
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This bed is lumpy

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Four simple steps to getting a good night’s sleep.

Jshhhh
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Jshhhh

If you have one hand and no other place to sleep that on stairs, go right ahead

ItalianPlumber
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ItalianPlumber

The pictogram is actually a man and his dakimakura.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

Must be REM sleep: Rapid Engrish Movement.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

OK – should I fall down or fall asleep?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Wheee!

mr waldo
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mr waldo

It’s the bits in between the sleeps that I have difficulty with.

GwydionM
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Beware, staircase used by levitating sleepwalkers

Marum
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Marum

Ah ! I get it: Basho Room. For lovers of historical Haikyu Poetry.

White Rabbit
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White Rabbit

Use only for the Big Sleep

zerima
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zerima

Proceed to AKING upon arrival at bottom of steps

PORKFAT
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PORKFAT

so many sleeps

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