Don’t fall for it.

Just one more before you fall down

Kick your heels instead

Fall asleep carefully downstairs

I prefer Sleepless in Seattle

Remember, it’s your last hand to use for the sleeps.

I think Dr. Kimble pushed him.

*0000 Lumpiest hotel beds I’ve ever slept on. Would not stay there again.

In China amputees can easily find work as sign models.

Prolonged use may result in dancing on thunderbolts. Ask your doctor if Sleeps is right for you.

Looks like the sign designer drew the amputee model like one of his French girls.

That’s the pointiest bra I’ve ever seen.

Let slipping dogs lie.

WANING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

WARNING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

Take these steps to arrive at Casualty.

I am the official Yunnan step gleaser.

Stairs and narcoleptics don’t mix.

Thi is the latest anti-rape device. Any appendage you put into this hole, will be bitten off.

Courtesy of Mr. Sandman.

You get kicked the f**k out. No, son, not even a 5-minute nap.

Unfold bed completely before use.

Mind you don’t step on the cat-nap!

In winter, this stairway is under a blanket of snow.

Sleep walking by mindless people will be severely punished.

This bed is lumpy

Four simple steps to getting a good night’s sleep.

If you have one hand and no other place to sleep that on stairs, go right ahead

The pictogram is actually a man and his dakimakura.

Must be REM sleep: Rapid Engrish Movement.

OK – should I fall down or fall asleep?

Wheee!

It’s the bits in between the sleeps that I have difficulty with.

Beware, staircase used by levitating sleepwalkers

Ah ! I get it: Basho Room. For lovers of historical Haikyu Poetry.

Use only for the Big Sleep

Proceed to AKING upon arrival at bottom of steps

so many sleeps