Don’t fall for it.

Don’t fall for it.

posted on 17 Aug 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Darwin Ching.
Found in Yunnan, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just one more before you fall down

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Kick your heels instead

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fall asleep carefully downstairs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I prefer Sleepless in Seattle

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Remember, it’s your last hand to use for the sleeps.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I think Dr. Kimble pushed him.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

*0000 Lumpiest hotel beds I’ve ever slept on. Would not stay there again.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

In China amputees can easily find work as sign models.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Prolonged use may result in dancing on thunderbolts. Ask your doctor if Sleeps is right for you.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Looks like the sign designer drew the amputee model like one of his French girls.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

That’s the pointiest bra I’ve ever seen.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Let slipping dogs lie.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

WANING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

WARNING
Sliding down saw blades mat cause your arms and legs to fall off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Take these steps to arrive at Casualty.

Wun Hung Lo
Wun Hung Lo
6 years ago

I am the official Yunnan step gleaser.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Stairs and narcoleptics don’t mix.

Tricky Trixie
Tricky Trixie
6 years ago

Thi is the latest anti-rape device. Any appendage you put into this hole, will be bitten off.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Courtesy of Mr. Sandman.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

You get kicked the f**k out. No, son, not even a 5-minute nap.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Unfold bed completely before use.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mind you don’t step on the cat-nap!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In winter, this stairway is under a blanket of snow.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Sleep walking by mindless people will be severely punished.

Garst
6 years ago

This bed is lumpy

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Four simple steps to getting a good night’s sleep.

Jshhhh
Jshhhh
6 years ago

If you have one hand and no other place to sleep that on stairs, go right ahead

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

The pictogram is actually a man and his dakimakura.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Must be REM sleep: Rapid Engrish Movement.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

OK – should I fall down or fall asleep?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Wheee!

mr waldo
mr waldo
6 years ago

It’s the bits in between the sleeps that I have difficulty with.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Beware, staircase used by levitating sleepwalkers

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah ! I get it: Basho Room. For lovers of historical Haikyu Poetry.

White Rabbit
White Rabbit
6 years ago

Use only for the Big Sleep

zerima
zerima
6 years ago

Proceed to AKING upon arrival at bottom of steps

PORKFAT
PORKFAT
6 years ago

so many sleeps

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