Douse it now!

Douse it now!

posted on 3 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Adam Book.
Found in Xikou, China.

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GwydionM
6 years ago

You may then go roaming in the gloaming.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

DO ME, GLIM

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

You can apologize for the convenience later.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

With the bomb device in the corner

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Buttons up

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The Glim Leaper does not approve of this message.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…Because The Glim Leaper wants lights out for you!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Burn everything.
Burn it all!
We tired of working,
Insurance payout huge!

Thank you for your corporation.
Hotel Management

Have a nice day 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Glimpeace forever!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you mind if I try frimming the baldersnatch instead.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Last time I dosed the glim, I inconveniently elocuted myself.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Last time I threw a bucket of water over the glim, they neither laughed nor smiled.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

GLIM — Gay Lesbian Intersexual Moobies

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

I saw a short, sad looking, Japanese man, glimming with lugie.

He was Hairly Secombe san.

Gooma
Gooma
6 years ago

G. Gay
&
L. Lesbian
I. International
M. Meeting

Watch for the opening date. wink:

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

72rd. I used to donate to Glimpiss, but I go passed off with them.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I looked at my watch this morning and noticed that it was covered with something sticky.
Then I heard someone knocking my door so, still confused about my watch, I turned the light on and saw the Glim Leaper standing there!
That’s when I realized that my time had come.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Do use the glim or don’t use the glim, as long as it’s done conveniently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

GOT MILG?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Whoa, douse ‘er easy there, Pirglim.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I don’t care how violent, scary or sexist you think The Blothers Glim fairy tales are for children, book burning is wrong!

D.R.
D.R.
6 years ago

I’ll do that, as soon as I figure out what a glim is.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

.@Marum | 6:22 am

The frumious bandersnatch needs a haircut.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@EffEff Gleased Baldersnatches sleep off your face.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

GOTCHA!! 😆

Tim
Tim
6 years ago

“Douse the Glim” is a phrase I have seen in old hard-boiled detective stories. It’s 30s gangster for “Please sir, could you turn off the lights in this room?”

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