Douse it now!

Douse it now!

posted on 3 Aug 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Adam Book.
Found in Xikou, China.

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GwydionM
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You may then go roaming in the gloaming.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

DO ME, GLIM

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You can apologize for the convenience later.

algernon
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algernon

With the bomb device in the corner

algernon
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algernon

Buttons up

iLock
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iLock

The Glim Leaper does not approve of this message.

iLock
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iLock

…Because The Glim Leaper wants lights out for you!

iLock
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iLock

Burn everything.
Burn it all!
We tired of working,
Insurance payout huge!

Thank you for your corporation.
Hotel Management

Have a nice day 🙂

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Glimpeace forever!

Marum
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Marum

Do you mind if I try frimming the baldersnatch instead.

Marum
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Marum

Last time I dosed the glim, I inconveniently elocuted myself.

Marum
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Marum

Last time I threw a bucket of water over the glim, they neither laughed nor smiled.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

GLIM — Gay Lesbian Intersexual Moobies

Gooma
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Gooma

I saw a short, sad looking, Japanese man, glimming with lugie.

He was Hairly Secombe san.

Gooma
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Gooma

G. Gay
&
L. Lesbian
I. International
M. Meeting

Watch for the opening date. wink:

Marum
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Marum

72rd. I used to donate to Glimpiss, but I go passed off with them.

Sparky
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Sparky

I looked at my watch this morning and noticed that it was covered with something sticky.
Then I heard someone knocking my door so, still confused about my watch, I turned the light on and saw the Glim Leaper standing there!
That’s when I realized that my time had come.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do use the glim or don’t use the glim, as long as it’s done conveniently.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

GOT MILG?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Whoa, douse ‘er easy there, Pirglim.

Lora
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Lora

I don’t care how violent, scary or sexist you think The Blothers Glim fairy tales are for children, book burning is wrong!

D.R.
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D.R.

I’ll do that, as soon as I figure out what a glim is.

EffEff
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EffEff

.@Marum | 6:22 am

The frumious bandersnatch needs a haircut.

Marum
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Marum

@EffEff Gleased Baldersnatches sleep off your face.

Marum
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Marum

GOTCHA!! 😆

Tim
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Tim

“Douse the Glim” is a phrase I have seen in old hard-boiled detective stories. It’s 30s gangster for “Please sir, could you turn off the lights in this room?”

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